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#56246 - 09/17/04 08:50 PM August Birthday Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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Okay well first i would like to thank lance boil for the pictures, i will get started right now.



I have already done the george hamilton plus female ape from planet of the apes equals fayner in the other thread, But this picture really stands on its own. Its just a great photo and like scott weiland it shows how drugs can not only eat away at your body but your sanity and soul.



Usually when you see a dog licking a man's face you tend to worry about the man's health considering the dog spends half its time eating its own shit and the other half performing oral on itself, but since the man in question is fayner im generally more concerned with what the dog might end up catching instead of the other way around.



Shy love, dear lord. kami i know your friends with her and i don't want to seem mean for the sake of being mean, but dear god. its like those horror movies where what appears to be a gorgeous girl standing in amongst smoke looks perfect the camera pans up from her feet slowly, everything is perfect, then it gets to the head where you see a decaying green thing spewing black tar and the screeching violin sound that has become infamous with those moments maybe i have given this too much thought?. I love Haley though, she just keeps getting better.



Since when does fayner do the chick head tilt pose when he has his photo taken?, when did this start and can we get him to stop, also someone put Vaseline on the camera when it comes to taking head shots of shy, body is banging though.



Wow, is it just me or did jenna haze get less attractive when she stop fucking dudes on film?. Her nose is a perfect 90 degrees, i would be worried if i was that other chick, i wouldn't get my eye too close, one sharp movement by jenna and she could lose it.



Love august, she looks amazing here.
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#56247 - 09/17/04 08:55 PM Re: August Birthday Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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To the black guy who took her virginity but didn't want to go out with her because she was white, i hope to hell that you are looking at this picture.



Here is the moment that jesse jane infected the porn word with tommy lee's hep C, thanks Jesse.



Kayleni or whatever her name is, is amazing. She looks unbelievable in this picture.



FUCK, my dad promised me he was out looking for a job and that he wasn't going to any bars, and this is how i had to find out he was lying.
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#56248 - 09/18/04 12:38 AM Re: August Birthday Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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#56249 - 09/18/04 03:18 AM Re: August Birthday Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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Smartt not only is that post unfunny and unoriginal as we come to expect from you, it doesn't even make any sense in regards to the thread you posted it in, failing to grasp the english language again are we my hiv infected Brazilian donkey?.
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#56250 - 09/18/04 04:18 AM Re: August Birthday Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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Good post Monkey.

However, I'm healthy, my dog licks my face, and Jenna looks very fuckable.

Jesse Jane looks like she fell in a vat of bleach. The look on her face, for some reason, reminds me of that weird thing Golam on The Lord of The Rings. *Shudders*
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#56251 - 09/18/04 04:59 AM NOW it makes sense, Monkey Boy.
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Jesse Jane looks like she fell in a vat of bleach. The look on her face, for some reason, reminds me of that weird thing Golam on The Lord of The Rings. *Shudders*





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#56252 - 09/18/04 06:29 AM Re: NOW it makes sense, Monkey Boy.
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Really Smarrt? I didn't know there was a mirror on Marc Wallice's asshole.

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#56253 - 09/18/04 05:37 PM Re: NOW it makes sense, Monkey Boy.
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Fucking hardcoregossip guy is well behind on his august bday pictures and we all know he was at least around the place at the time, that guy will go to the opening of an envolpe. Even AVN has some pictures heres a few, click the link and open to see for yourself.


Serena Williams Porn star version
http://www.avn.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album27&id=AugustBDay04

Charmane star with billy bob thorton's stand in, who has managed to convience charmane that he is REALLY billy bob himself.

http://www.avn.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album27&id=AugustBDay07

Swami (on the left) with partner, he managed to sneak in

http://www.avn.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album27&id=AugustBDay12

Hottest person in porn right now. Hands down

http://www.avn.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album27&id=AugustBDay13



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#56254 - 09/18/04 08:16 PM Re: NOW it makes sense, Monkey Boy.
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Kaylani, Haley, August and Jenna look fucking great

I have NEVER once stroked to bleach blonde Jesse Jane and it looks like I never will
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#56255 - 09/18/04 10:14 PM Re: NOW it makes sense, Monkey Boy.
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I have NEVER once stroked to bleach blonde Jesse Jane and it looks like I never will




I have, but then again i have actually stroked to the picture below too.

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