Apples fucking rule as a pipe. Golden delicious. Look on etsy.com for a glass pipe. It's a crafter's site. I just bought one from a guy somewhere back east. It was an "apprentice's" piece. Very nice, heavy, good piece. Less than $16 shipped to me. And there's tons of them on the site.

$250- 270. For being a titan in the smokeware industry, not to mention how much gets gone through here, we're pretty much on the bottom of the retail pile. The Bongos don't exactly rape us, and the sack is always right on weight. But we pay retail.

The Pot Snobs are north of us 150 miles and there are a lot of growers around them. Medicinal gardens. So we can get an .oz for $180- 200. Inconsistent quality, tho. From dry and rough to beautiful, sticky, stinky, gooey, crystally that will knock you on your ass. So, we score when we go there, but it's not our main source. Need to make a trip there soon. Last time we were there we met a guy who runs a head shop out of his house...under the table, as it were. He really likes my stuff and I'm seriously in need of an ego boost.

We never really have dry times. There's year round growing within 200 miles in every direction. Mexicans, Canadians, Mormons. Everybody's growing.

I'm gonna have a second bowl.

Of course all of the above is not true and just the product of my imagination.

Hi, cum face.