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#605877 - 02/07/14 05:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I wish something like that was available up here. Even if they shipped to Alaska, the shipping cost would more than double the meal price, I'm sure. Then again, I have problem chopping veggies and whatnot and cooking for myself. Dating a girl who can also cook is pretty fucking awesome, too. My current trollop loves to cook. She went through my fridge last Sunday morning and ended up making a great breakfast side dish by just sautéing onions, apple and fingerling potatoes.
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#605883 - 02/07/14 08:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I wish I had a floozy that cooked. I never have. My cunt ex wife's first meal she cooked for me was boxed mac and cheese. A big block of pasta with the cheese powder sprinkled on top. Ah, young love.
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#605897 - 02/08/14 08:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Last night I cooked their chicken pad thai with baby tatsoi and peanut sauce. It was really good. We couldn't come close to eating it all so I guess that was about a 550 calorie meal.
If anyone is interested you can look up the ingredients and recipes at their site, but the beauty of subscribing is they mail you one lime, one potato, 6 sprigs of cilantro, 24 peanuts, etc in the exact amount the recipe requires. I don't care what kind of market you have access to, you can't buy your ingredients less wastefully.
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#606159 - 02/12/14 12:34 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Recently I wanted to try a frozen Chicken Biryani meal by Bombay Kitchen that was sold nearby, but the high cost detered me from trying it out. The best chicken biryani is at Ebeneezer's on Lockhart Road in Hong Kong. It fortifies me well before I toddle off to snort coke off the anuses of Thai prostitutes in those Suzy Wong bars.
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#606187 - 02/12/14 02:53 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
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Spinach, arugula and sweet red pepper salad. Grilled cheese and ham on kamut bread with Dijon mustard.
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#606197 - 02/12/14 07:20 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loc: Dayton
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#606200 - 02/12/14 07:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#606210 - 02/12/14 09:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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LOL!
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#606211 - 02/12/14 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Mix minced horseradish in the sour cream. Eat it on lean, paper thin sliced roast beef.
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#606221 - 02/13/14 07:51 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
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I found 15 calorie sour cream at trader joe. Dipping celery into it. What else can I make with sour cream if I don't like Mexican food? Tzatziki alternative, makes for a yummy veggie dip. Cucumber shavings (excluding the seedy center) and then chop fine then mix into sour cream with some fresh crushed garlic. I know you don't care for salt so a little lemon instead.
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#606236 - 02/13/14 03:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Anything. Put it on a brick and it'll be good. It's like cream cheese.
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#606387 - 02/16/14 12:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I made pancakes and bacon this morning for breakfast. First time I ever cooked bacon in an oven. I will never cook it any other way again.
Thick cut bacon, 12minutes @ 400degrees. That is it. No taking up a burner. No hot grease cracklin and poppin on the stove top.
I only had one cake pan, so I had to use the pan from a broiler. Stuff cooked quicker in that.
I prefer my bacon crispy, not chewy & fatty.
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#606388 - 02/16/14 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Last night I cooked two hockey puck sized beef fillets. Last time we ate at what is generally agreed to be the best steakhouse in these parts, the waiter told me their chef simply cooks them in a frying pan with butter. So I salted and peppered them real good and threw them in a frying pan with the butter as hot as I dared get it. Flipped them at three minutes and at five minutes total pulled them. they were perfectly seared and lightly crusted on the outside and perfect inside. I highly recommend you try this, especially when it's damned cold outside to be grilling.
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#606394 - 02/16/14 01:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Cast Iron, Non Stick, or Aluminum?
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#606397 - 02/16/14 01:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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The pan I used last night was an aluminum chef's pan, but I'd use my Grandmas cast iron or any non-stick or one of the Calphalons we have. It was just the pan with the closest handle when I opened the cabinet. You don't want the meat to stick but all of those can have that property if they are seasoned and the non-stick isn't flaking off. (nasty stuff to eat, tephlon flakes). I would think a properly seasoned cast iron might be best because they have the mass to stay hot when you throw the cool meat in them without cooling down. Next time I'll try it with olive oil since that can get hotter than butter. I was afraid to scorch the butter and give it a burnt taste but what happened is the butter carmelized and it actully helped the flavor. I can't begin to tell you what temp that was, though, and I'm not sure I can repeat it except on this stove on this burner.
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#606406 - 02/16/14 02:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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If yer gonna move off butter, how about a lil bacon grease.
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#606407 - 02/16/14 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Sure that would work, but with what a fillet costs, why add pork to the best part of a cow? That would be like fucking Monica Fosters asshole but pulling out and cumming on Sammura Shanes face.
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#606412 - 02/16/14 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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i mixed up some ground turkey with some diced tomatoes. bland food for my bland mood. this fucking winter just drags on and on.....
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#606420 - 02/16/14 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I hear ya, brother.
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#607145 - 03/04/14 11:30 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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What did you use for the open pit? The steel barrel outside your building that the homeless use nightly to keep warm?
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#607174 - 03/04/14 09:24 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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I'm okay. Just finished grinding the Nashorn tank destroyer in WOT yesterday. Also finished grinding IS tank about a week ago, and finished grinding M3 Lee tank today, and got to 2,500,000 credits [can now buy IS-3 tank]. Also grinding the following tanks so I can have all tier 1,2,3 and 4 tanks of all nations: M7 M37 Sexton Cruiser Mk. II AMX 40 SAU 40 B1 AMX 105 AM mle. 47 Also grinding the following standard/line tanks: Tiger II Type-34-1 WZ-132 IS-2 Also jackin', cooking, doodling and sleeping.
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#607177 - 03/04/14 11:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Do any of the tanks have a teeny enema turret?
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#607178 - 03/04/14 11:23 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Do any of the tanks have a teeny enema turret? AMX 40 has one, people call it a "tumor".
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#607228 - 03/05/14 08:56 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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What do you mean leftover bread? Isn't all bread technically leftover since it's in a loaf? Unless you eat the entire loaf in one sitting which I wouldn't be shocked if you actually do. Leftover bread is the bread that has to be toasted/reanimated in the oven. It was like 3+ day old stick of Italian bread.
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#607318 - 03/08/14 01:14 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#607360 - 03/09/14 06:54 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Gee Alex what's a 4AM salad? Is the vegetable count 0? Theres conditioned chicken pieces, scrambled eggs, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and cucumbers, with allover Russian sauce.
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#607479 - 03/12/14 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Shrimp in ketchup. Did a tranny knock you up?
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#607487 - 03/12/14 02:34 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Why does ketchup cost you money? I thought you'd be taking handfuls everytime you went to McDonalds. Yes: 50c. They closed the nearby McD's restaurant about a month ago.
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#607544 - 03/13/14 09:36 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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I buy 1 head of romaine/iceberg and make 4 salads in mason jars. Toppings on the bottom, lettuce on top. Stays crisp til Thursday, saves on lunch, and I just have to add dressing, shake an voila! Easy meal, no waste, no discolored leaves. Are these mason jars 1/2oz or 1oz?
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#607565 - 03/13/14 01:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I buy 1 head of romaine/iceberg and make 4 salads in mason jars. Toppings on the bottom, lettuce on top. Stays crisp til Thursday, saves on lunch, and I just have to add dressing, shake an voila! Easy meal, no waste, no discolored leaves. Cool idea. I've always had trouble keeping lettuce fresh.
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#607572 - 03/13/14 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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They're either a quart or a pint. I'm sure you're using the quart jars. Pints are mostly used for jellies and pickling peppers
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