Local LA KTTV Armo-caster Araksya Karapetyan

This bitch has done porn...Girl Girl and solo....

she isn't in porn at the minute

I met her at Atlanta International Airport... in passing... nice hot lady....talked about burpees

shouldve asked about some slurpees...

There's maybe 3 old broads at my new gig that I'd really love to bone. One is almost a close talker and very touchy and squeezy. You know, she puts her hand on like your forearm, then gives it a squeeze. A firm squeeze. Not hard, but firm like a good handshake. She also has a better handshake than most men. She's a tiny little thing and my hand just swallowed hers up. I actually did a horrible handshake because her hand was so small I was afraid I might hurt her. So I was kind of dead fishy and let go too early. It was mortifying.

A good handshake is important. Met one of my girl's cousins last month. He's like 20 and a mechanic. Softest handshake ever. How could you trust your car to someone with that weak of a handshake?

well at least you know sugar plum wont take your car out for a joy ride.

I don't know. Someone with that weak of a handshake is capable of all types of deviltry.

He could have tendonitis/carpal tunnel from constantly working with hand tools.

I have heard from more than one lady that, in a business setting, they look for a firm handshake from a man. For most men, it would seem counter intuitive for a guy to do so, perhaps even ungentlemanly. Consider it a test of sorts. The question being asked is if she is your equal.

I totally failed, then. It's funny, tho, because it was my mom who really taught me how to shake hands. Then I surprised my dad when he came home. I've been working the Boy pretty much every day since he was 3 to shake and say "I'm very glad to meet you".

milfy cyrus

I'm sure she's already been posted, but yeah, Tina fucking Fey

Scar or no, That broad's bangin'

ive always wondered howd she get her scar?what about the guy that plays chibs on sons of anarchy?

It's called a Belfast Smile, or something like that. I noticed it's what he gave Jimmy at the end of Season 3, so I did a little research. It's not a kayfabe scar. He earned it hardway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Flanagan_%28actor%29

oh like a chelsea grin kind of.thought that might be it.

donna moss.

For a long time, Tina Fey wouldn't talk about the scar, but I think she finally ended up explaining it recently. Of course, I forgot what she said. I remember there used to a stripper up here with a thick corkscrew scar that wrapped around her body a couple of times. I told her once that she looked like God got drunk and tried to open her with a can opener. For some reason she didn't want to talk about it.

I think every rough neighbourhood in the Commonwealth has their own version.

Ashley Vicos...from one of those cake shows.

I saw the commercials for that show before it premiered. And the show seemed to be more about her ridiculous tits than it did about cake. Or maybe I just care more about tits than cake.

Yeah.

It was almost a complete remake of the E! channels Anna Nicole Smith show,but with cake instead of coke.


Vicos is a hotter bitch than Smith ever was though.

Model Kara Thoms.

That bitch needs some cake.

they both look like some women that arent scared of a burger and some cock.






team dream cream.just add chorizo^.

I almost posted those pics yesterday. Kat Dennings is so smokin hot. Plus her name is Kat. That ups the slut factor nicely.

shes the tits.

She really is. Is that show of hers something? I watched maybe half the first season, because I really wanted it to be good...I wanted her to be a great actress, not just a set of magnificent funbags...and that fucking puffy lipped mouth of hers. You know that she can suck her own nipples. And it would look fantastic.

Anyway, I fucking hated that show. It was so bad, it was almost campy. Almost. Which made it all the sadder. But apparently it's a big deal. Isn't it on during RAW?

i actually loved the show.great jokes and tail to look at.her character does come off as kind of too sarcastic and jaded at times but whatever.and yeah she must have fun with those tits of hers.just picture her laying in bed banging herself with her favorite vibrator while sucking on her fave tittie.

Maybe I'll have to give it another shot.

Its all one-punchline jokes that you can pretty much see coming a few minutes before they're told,but its a CBS Monday night sitcom so....

That being said,I think that Dennings and Behr(sp?) have pretty good chemistry together. It has potential but its a CBS sitcom so...

Behr has nice slapstick ability I think and Dennings has those tits,but its a CBS sitcom so...

sitcoms suck....

this is the emmy nominated big bang theory minus the laugh track...


it's shit...

Laugh tracks only belong in Ray Stevens songs.

Yes, if only Ray Stevens songs were laugh-worthy.

Only reason to watch Big Bang is the blonde whore.





Fake nude for fapping purposes.

Don't you dare judge me!

Is one a dude?

I remember them. I posted their pic in the Group Shot Olympics thread like 4 years ago.

And the answer was....yes and yes.


At the same time











Heh.

ya think the shorter one hates the taller one?.

I wonder what's it's like doing a two-headed woman doggie style?

ya...that's kinda what i was getting at with the taller/shorter question.

you'd think the taller one has control of the spinal column and all that entails. so she's either digging or hating the pounding while the attached is just along for the ride.

I read a biography about Chang and Eng (IIRC), the original "Siamese" twins. They married sisters...unattached...and had like 35 kids between them. I was always curious how conjoined sex went in the Victorian Age. I mean, we all want to imagine everyone jumping on in, but it was a different time and I've always doubted it went that way.

Since the one isn't a dude, I'm all up in there.

i thought orgies were still big back then.^i picture a bunch of hot whores dressed like this going at it.imagine cfnm back then...





and of course i doubt people dressed like that in china.


back on topic.adriana karembeu.whoever the hell she is.

I hate the term "steampunk". Is the bottom soul the love interest in the National Treasure franchise?

no idea.but if they keep popping out bitches wearing dresses like that then steampunk it up i say.

This was the best pic of this whore I could find with Google. "Alison Brie ass" turned up no good ass shot, so I went to #2 "Alison Brie pokies".