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#561578 - 07/29/12 09:16 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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Annnnnd...
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Now here's a guy that's seemingly spent his entire life on the pages of ADT. He rarely posts anything less than 500 words. In fact, if you compile all of his posts into one big compendium, it would make War and Peace look like a travel brochure. To his credit, he comes across as educated and likeable most of the time. This however does not exonerate him from the facepalm kingdom when it comes to the notion of what he claims as being "open minded". Have fun. It's a long one. I don't blame you if you don't read it.
" I actually do think the male talent is VERY important (beyond his ability to perform, which is an obvious prerequisite for porn). It does matter whether or not he looks like a guy who could bag the chicks that he's banging.
I don't mind if I seem a little gay(ish) for my opinions. Obviously, porn is one of those things where every man watching is going to mentally superimpose himself over the guy who's in the film. Some of us (who may not be studs IRL) may have aspirations of being studly. I know that in all my fantasies, I'm not an out of shape 30 something guy with a bad haircut and a 5 O clock shadow. I'm a stud in my fantasies! LOL!
Some guys in porn just don't know how to fuck and most especially, how to convey the sense that they're enjoying themselves to the viewer. OK...so he has a boner so he's obviously having fun but I think, usually, it takes more than just displaying or keeping your wood (although that obviously helps) to convey what you're feeling, thinking and/or how much you're enjoying yourself.
It does bother me if I'm watching a scene with an unbelievably hot girl, who I've seen in other flicks and I know she can put on a good show, and the dude is semi hard. The guys who can't get and keep good wood just shouldn't be working in porn (not as a performer anyway). If he usually performs and he's just having a bad day, the scene should be scrapped and the producer should just swallow the expense (as hard as that may be and I have no doubt that it is). If I rent or buy a flick that disappoints me, I might rent another one by the same company with the same talent but if I get two or three disappointing titles in a row, I cut my losses and move on. One of my biggest pet peeves is poor male talent. When everything else is exactly right (and it seems to be on a depressingly regular basis), poor male talent can completely ruin a potentially great flick.
I want to see a guy who'll just dive in there and lap up the sex the way I would (or at least, the way I would in my ideal fantasy) if I got so lucky as to have a one night stand with someone like Jenna Haze.
And let's face it guys...big cocks really are better for porn. True, not every man has or needs a big cock but porn is a visual medium. But it does turn me on a lot more to see a hottie swallowing a big, HARD dick than a small, semi hard dick. Just being honest. I'm a porn fan. You watch porn, you're gonna see a lot of dicks one way or another. They might as well be the best cocks in the business."
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#561583 - 07/29/12 09:25 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit.
There's lots of dumb but entertaining challenges to be goaded into on XPT. GAYDTGuide shouldn't be one of 'em.
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#561585 - 07/29/12 09:26 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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They're pretty brutally honest, I have to admit. My favorite is the almost bi thing. "It's not faggy if it's an accident, but God, I'm turned on, fella".
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#561586 - 07/29/12 09:28 AM
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Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit.
There's lots of dumb but entertaining challenges to be goaded into on XPT. GAYDTGuide shouldn't be one of 'em. You don't have to read it JB. Let me have my fun, brother. It beats arguing and personal agendas.
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#561592 - 07/29/12 09:53 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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No one told you to stop. I do question the need for multiple ADT threads.
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#561593 - 07/29/12 09:58 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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You keep doing what you are doing, if you find it fun. We got all that extra hard disk space, that Coco's posts used to take up, just layin around collecting dust.
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#561596 - 07/29/12 10:07 AM
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I can think of better things to fill it with. Hell, "The Complete Works of Yoko Ono" would be a better use of that space.
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#561606 - 07/29/12 11:34 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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Unless she had her colon filled w/ baby eels when she was 19, only thing I'd like to see outta Yoko is post-mortem pics.
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#561613 - 07/29/12 11:45 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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i like this thread.its a better condensed version of the gaydt thread.less links and more right to the point posts.
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#561616 - 07/29/12 11:54 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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I like this thread - Figgs is right with regards to my GAYDT bumps. Time is at a premium for me right now, so I'll throw some links up, but ideally choice quotes would be part of the post.
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#561687 - 07/30/12 07:04 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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You guys are something else!
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#561699 - 07/30/12 07:30 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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Porn Jesus
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^^ I think you know the next question: ID?
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#561701 - 07/30/12 07:33 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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no idea.just random gif.great tits though.
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#561707 - 07/30/12 07:57 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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Bukkake Boy
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I could watch that gif all day.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#561733 - 07/31/12 12:55 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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The seatbelt one is really mesmerizing. She has incredible cans. Good for her.
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#561738 - 07/31/12 01:31 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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#561739 - 07/31/12 01:52 AM
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Figgs, you got a gif thread, don't derailing everything with them.
Thank you.
Edited by LouCypher (07/31/12 04:31 AM) Edit Reason: moved...
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#561768 - 07/31/12 02:46 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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6)
White Knight JadaBlaze01 rides to Mandingo's rescue when an ungrateful, anonymous porn hussy attempts to sully Mandingo's honor:
Hey Guys I know this is gonna be a difficult question for guys to answer giving the fact that Men watch Porn to look at the women but I had a little Disagreement with a Porn Actress on her Twitter page over who has the bigger Dick betweeb Mandingo and Shane Diesel and she thought Shane Diesel has a Bigger Dick and it a Better Performer I disagreed,so I want to hear from u guys who is the better Performer and has the bigger Dick? I think Mandingo does I and tons of other people except that particular Porn Actress agrees, I am thinking that Actress only disagrees because she might have had a Bad work expierence with Mandingo and she is a personal Friend of Shane Diesel,but a good Performer is a Good Performer and Jules Jordan has a Series Called , "Mandingo Massacre " Jules Jordan is known for using the biggest Men in Porn like he did with Lexington Steele with the Impaler series, no big time director uses Shane Diesel mostly based off the fact that he is Ugly and not good to look at in the face compared to Mandingo or Lex.so tell me what u think, all u IR fans that like to see Black Men Drill White Chicks which Dick would u rather see performing on her Mandingo's or Shane Diesels?
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#561773 - 07/31/12 05:27 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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7)
Redondo5 should consider cutting out the middleman and just start posting in the Gay Porn section of GAYDT.
Which male talent Pro or Amateur has the biggest balls in the porn industry... can you name any films or scenes you remeber the guy having big balls....no homo or bi scenes.... only B/G scenes...
I'll start with Evan Stone.... although it's not really big balls as it is huge dangly nut sack.... the big round full balls are what i'm really looking for.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#561781 - 07/31/12 07:01 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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those last two were just,fuck,i cant even think of the right term for how gay.
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#561794 - 07/31/12 07:32 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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Porn Jesus
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"Very gay" I think sums it up.
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#561801 - 07/31/12 09:03 PM
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#561832 - 08/01/12 06:12 AM
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Do numbers 6 and 7 comprehend that when you post something on an internet forum other people can read it?
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#561835 - 08/01/12 07:22 AM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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Porn Jesus
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^^ I think you know the next question: ID? Karina Hart
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#561845 - 08/01/12 11:10 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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8)
Oral Connoisseur the 1st likes big black cock because it photographs so well:
Evidence of a good juicy blowjob makes itself clear on black rather than white cock. Shine, saliva & cum on black cock just pops more on film than white cock.
UKMG and Puckerhead immediately jump in and agree that big black cocks photograph very well.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#561848 - 08/01/12 12:58 PM
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Onward we ride!!!
3)
Here's the classic, "I just phase it out, and it's all good dawg!" approach from one "Dan"
"I have no problem with the kind of sex action you've described, because I focus my attention on the lady and not on the guys. I try to unite my mind with that of the lady and imagine how she feels. And this kind of thing leaves no room in my mind for imagining how the guys feel. I see their bodies, but their minds are closed to me, which prevents me from thinking how these guys might feel about having their cocks so close together.
And this isn't something I have to do deliberately. It just happens automatically for me. Perhaps this is the usual way fully heterosexual men feel in a group sex situation. They unite their feelings and minds with the woman and not with other guys."
Firstly, great thread. This one kills me, 'I try to unite my mind with that of the lady and imagine how she feels' and 'And this isn't something I have to do deliberately. It just happens automatically for me. Perhaps this is the usual way fully heterosexual men feel in a group sex situation. They unite their feelings and minds with the woman and not with other guys.' I am uniting my mind with his thought process throughout this post, a) he watches a group scene and the first thought is, what is this girl feeling having all these dicks going through her? What does this feel like? 2)he then holds onto these thoughts post pop, expressing them on a porn board and 3) and then without a hint of sarcasm he says that he is sure that everyone else, including those in the scene feel exactly the same way he does. So my question is: Are there any guys in porn that have average size cocks? 6 inches long and 5 inches in girth? 5 inches of girth is normal/average? Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit. Why am I not shocked that a guy who has 5000 "fixed" posts doesn't get/enjoy this thread. "Hey Guys I know this is gonna be a difficult question for guys to answer giving the fact that Men watch Porn to look at the women but I had a little Disagreement with a Porn Actress on her Twitter page over who has the bigger Dick betweeb Mandingo and Shane Diesel and she thought Shane Diesel has a Bigger Dick and it a Better Performer I disagreed,so I want to hear from u guys who is the better Performer and has the bigger Dick? I think Mandingo does I and tons of other people except that particular Porn Actress agrees, I am thinking that Actress only disagrees because she might have had a Bad work expierence with Mandingo and she is a personal Friend of Shane Diesel,but a good Performer is a Good Performer and Jules Jordan has a Series Called , "Mandingo Massacre " Jules Jordan is known for using the biggest Men in Porn like he did with Lexington Steele with the Impaler series, no big time director uses Shane Diesel mostly based off the fact that he is Ugly and not good to look at in the face compared to Mandingo or Lex.so tell me what u think, all u IR fans that like to see Black Men Drill White Chicks which Dick would u rather see performing on her Mandingo's or Shane Diesels?"
Wow, maybe I shouldn't be admitting this but I would've liked to of been a fly on the wall of that twitter debate.
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#561884 - 08/01/12 07:11 PM
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Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit. Why am I not shocked that a guy who has 5000 "fixed" posts doesn't get/enjoy this thread. Oh, I get it. I happen to think it's as irrellevant as, well, you, Mr. I-wrote-something-funny-in-2004-and- still-can't-get-over-myself. Yeah. We get it. ADT is Gay. And also Ghey. It was established long ago, and so I question the need for yet another thread about it. Unless, of course, it's to focus on that and not the extreme censorship that actually brought this place into existence: Nah, perish the thought. This place would never become the place it seceded from.
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#561902 - 08/01/12 07:48 PM
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#561903 - 08/01/12 07:50 PM
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#561904 - 08/01/12 07:56 PM
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We all are. Act accordingly.
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#561909 - 08/01/12 08:07 PM
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haha...one day closer to the final darkness. EVERYDAY.
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#561921 - 08/01/12 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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To stop the derail, my response is here
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#561924 - 08/01/12 08:24 PM
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We all are. Act accordingly. Some folk just don't know it. Others don't know how to have fun about it. Then there's pipsqueak, who, like those idiots who "surfed" atop the subway cars, got decapitated once the train went into the tunnel.
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#561941 - 08/02/12 12:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
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No rerailing it now.
I'm both of the above. Ever since I turned 35 I've lived in mortal terror of the ticking clock. I swear that every minute I live cuts off 2 minutes at the end of my life. Looking back, I think my Dad was too. He wanted to die so badly, but I could see the fear in his eyes when he said it.
I'm aware there's a thing called "50 Shades of Grey", but no idea what it is. Not sure if I want to know. Hunger Games sucked me into the first book. It like 100 pages into the second one before I was like "this shit is fucking shit".
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#562132 - 08/04/12 09:23 AM
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Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit. Why am I not shocked that a guy who has 5000 "fixed" posts doesn't get/enjoy this thread. Oh, I get it. I happen to think it's as irrellevant as, well, you, Mr. I-wrote-something-funny-in-2004-and- still-can't-get-over-myself. Yeah. We get it. ADT is Gay. And also Ghey. It was established long ago, and so I question the need for yet another thread about it. Unless, of course, it's to focus on that and not the extreme censorship that actually brought this place into existence: Nah, perish the thought. This place would never become the place it seceded from. Thanks for the link JB. My favorite part, by far is seeing the Steph pic. Everytime a steph pic pops up over there, there are wanking bannanas galore. I think the bitch got a slight case of fraggle-face myself, but I'm mean.
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#562133 - 08/04/12 09:33 AM
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Ahhh, good ole' Raybbaby. He's been here, he's been there, and the tranny cock is what catches his stare. This entire thread is a riot. Apparently somebody is judging Kimber James enthusiasm for porn by the hardness of his tranny cock. Pretty much every post here qualifies, but Imma' go with good ole Baby Ray.
Jerkules should remember this twat well.
What number are we on, 9? Fuck, I'm beginning to think JB might have a point. But fuck it, I'm bored, and this forum needs content.
9)Raybbaby consents:
A lot of porn, the overwhelming majority, is in fact, a performance. Be it regular "straight" porn or TS porn. The people are performers, seling a performance. A TS girls arousal is just more obvious to anyone watching. A genetic girl can say "oh, I'm so fucking wet", and you have no idea as a viewer if she is or if there's a ton of lube involved. A TS girl can't say "oh, you are making me so hard", it's really obvious when she's not. And the hormones do make a difference. Even when there is good chemistry, it's not a guarantee of an erection. And a lack of an erection is also not necessarily an indicator that the TS performer is not aroused. As dudes, that's what we look for as an indicator of sexual excitement, and it's not always the case.Was this most recent scene in a movie/DVD or on her website? I wonder if it wasn't something that had been shot a while ago and was just sitting for a while.
As dudes, I think this man is gayer than sir Elton John.
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#562139 - 08/04/12 10:15 AM
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The guy that told me I have suppressed homo in me, because I don't dig muscle bound fitness chicks w/ man arms and asses, is fond of seeing tranny erections. That fruity mother fucker. I bet the only thing he likes more than the sight of a tranny erection is the taste of a tranny erection.
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#562300 - 08/05/12 11:38 AM
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10) I'm thinking about breaking up the monotony of this thread by including all existential forms of the word "gay". Like when you work retail and your boss tells you that from now on when you pick up the phone, you have to spout off three distinct sentences and state your name, and you're all like, "fuck, that's gay". Frequently, the gay on GAYDT is subtle. It sneaks up on you. It doesn't leap out at the reader. Slowly, it just dawns on you. Something isn't quite right, and that is when you realize, "Fuck. That's gay." dr_anal on the thread he started, "soft cock" is a good example: Evening all.
I enjoy watching scenes where the stud is having anal sex with a chick but for one reason or another the it's struggling to achieve wood for one reason or another.
2 examples would be Carly Parker in Bare Ass Pounding, and also Sophie
in big tits at school.
I would like to open this thread to welcome any more suggestions/scenes of this nature.
Thanks.
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#562302 - 08/05/12 12:13 PM
Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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I hate catching a soft on when I'm trying to pound a chick's booty hole. It aint like a human broad is gonna let you plop it back in her gullet to get it ready again, cause they hate either the taste of rubbers or lube or shit. So then I gotta sit there, strokin my pecker, trying to get wood as she's staring daggers in the poor thing hoping I do a premature pop so she don't have to get her O-ring stretched again. How bout fiddlin w/ my balls and taint honey? You ARE on the clock here ya know. Lazy cunt.
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