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#561565 - 07/29/12 08:20 AM Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest.
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Inspired by boredom and Jerky's suggestion. If the quote isn't outright gay, but hinting under the surface I will provide italics just for the overall fuck of it.


1)
This quote comes from one MatureLover. He wants more young men in mature movies. The quote demonstrates closet denial at it's finest.

"well, if it's a problem of control why there are performers like james deen? You can say he is more an exception, but maybe it's just because the directors usually don't want to hire new performers withouth an assurance of a good performance. And altough i know nothing of the genre, i think that in gay porn there are tons of young performers.

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#561568 - 07/29/12 08:25 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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This is like shooting fish in a fucking barrel.


2)

Jimmy HCO aint no queer, but he might be interested in something almost queer. Makes sense.

"Looking for MMF/MFM films with almost bi scenes - ie, no explicid male to male contact, but close enough calls, such as eating the girls pussy after the other guys dick has been inside it, kissing after she gave head to another guy, etc.

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#561569 - 07/29/12 08:30 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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Onward we ride!!!

3)

Here's the classic, "I just phase it out, and it's all good dawg!" approach from one "Dan"

"I have no problem with the kind of sex action you've described, because I focus my attention on the lady and not on the guys. I try to unite my mind with that of the lady and imagine how she feels. And this kind of thing leaves no room in my mind for imagining how the guys feel. I see their bodies, but their minds are closed to me, which prevents me from thinking how these guys might feel about having their cocks so close together.

And this isn't something I have to do deliberately. It just happens automatically for me. Perhaps this is the usual way fully heterosexual men feel in a group sex situation. They unite their feelings and minds with the woman and not with other guys.
"

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#561571 - 07/29/12 08:45 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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**sigh**

4) The closet must be a cozy place for some of these fella's.

Add9er intones:

"Im new so forgive me if this topic is burned out.....
anyway, i am a straight guy but i have always been obsessed with penis size (is that an oxymoron)
. i started searching images where chicks measure the porn-stars cocks to find out how big these guys really are (most of them cheat by starting the ruler way early). For example, Chris Charming has quite a big one. Ive attached a pic of some chick measuring it and if you account for her cheating, his cock measures out at about 7.5-7.75 max. Granted that is a big dong but not the 8-9 that everyone is always claiming.

So my question is: Are there any guys in porn that have average size cocks? 6 inches long and 5 inches in girth? Im curious because thats what i am and i want to know what i would look like LOL! I did see a video/pics of Chris Charming double-teaming a girl with Marco Banderas and it was clear that Marco was a good 1.5-2 inches less in length. That would put him at 6 inches or less in length (maybe i have just answered my own question).

Also, Im curious what women/ female porn stars consider to be the IDEAL penis regardless of who it belongs to. To me those absolute monsters like Lex, Mandingo, Whitezilla are TOO big. NOt because they would hurt but because they look stupid.

Any comments or input much appreciated!"

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#561578 - 07/29/12 09:16 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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Annnnnd...

5)

Now here's a guy that's seemingly spent his entire life on the pages of ADT. He rarely posts anything less than 500 words. In fact, if you compile all of his posts into one big compendium, it would make War and Peace look like a travel brochure. To his credit, he comes across as educated and likeable most of the time. This however does not exonerate him from the facepalm kingdom when it comes to the notion of what he claims as being "open minded". Have fun. It's a long one. I don't blame you if you don't read it.


" I actually do think the male talent is VERY important (beyond his ability to perform, which is an obvious prerequisite for porn). It does matter whether or not he looks like a guy who could bag the chicks that he's banging.

I don't mind if I seem a little gay(ish) for my opinions. Obviously, porn is one of those things where every man watching is going to mentally superimpose himself over the guy who's in the film. Some of us (who may not be studs IRL) may have aspirations of being studly. I know that in all my fantasies, I'm not an out of shape 30 something guy with a bad haircut and a 5 O clock shadow. I'm a stud in my fantasies! LOL!

Some guys in porn just don't know how to fuck and most especially, how to convey the sense that they're enjoying themselves to the viewer. OK...so he has a boner so he's obviously having fun but I think, usually, it takes more than just displaying or keeping your wood (although that obviously helps) to convey what you're feeling, thinking and/or how much you're enjoying yourself.

It does bother me if I'm watching a scene with an unbelievably hot girl, who I've seen in other flicks and I know she can put on a good show, and the dude is semi hard. The guys who can't get and keep good wood just shouldn't be working in porn (not as a performer anyway). If he usually performs and he's just having a bad day, the scene should be scrapped and the producer should just swallow the expense (as hard as that may be and I have no doubt that it is). If I rent or buy a flick that disappoints me, I might rent another one by the same company with the same talent but if I get two or three disappointing titles in a row, I cut my losses and move on. One of my biggest pet peeves is poor male talent. When everything else is exactly right (and it seems to be on a depressingly regular basis), poor male talent can completely ruin a potentially great flick.

I want to see a guy who'll just dive in there and lap up the sex the way I would (or at least, the way I would in my ideal fantasy) if I got so lucky as to have a one night stand with someone like Jenna Haze.

And let's face it guys...big cocks really are better for porn. True, not every man has or needs a big cock but porn is a visual medium. But it does turn me on a lot more to see a hottie swallowing a big, HARD dick than a small, semi hard dick. Just being honest. I'm a porn fan. You watch porn, you're gonna see a lot of dicks one way or another. They might as well be the best cocks in the business.
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#561581 - 07/29/12 09:18 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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Well, we're a tenth of the way there. I'll stop here and continue this dark journey into the mind of the ADT poster next weekend. So long for now, fuckers.

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#561583 - 07/29/12 09:25 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
J.B.
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Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit.

There's lots of dumb but entertaining challenges to be goaded into on XPT. GAYDTGuide shouldn't be one of 'em.

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#561585 - 07/29/12 09:26 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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They're pretty brutally honest, I have to admit. My favorite is the almost bi thing. "It's not faggy if it's an accident, but God, I'm turned on, fella".
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#561586 - 07/29/12 09:28 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit.

There's lots of dumb but entertaining challenges to be goaded into on XPT. GAYDTGuide shouldn't be one of 'em.



You don't have to read it JB. Let me have my fun, brother. It beats arguing and personal agendas.

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#561587 - 07/29/12 09:31 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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We'll put it to a group vote. If you guys want me to stop, I will stop right here and now. If you want me to continue, then I will. I am all for democracy.

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#561592 - 07/29/12 09:53 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
J.B.
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No one told you to stop. I do question the need for multiple ADT threads.

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#561593 - 07/29/12 09:58 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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You keep doing what you are doing, if you find it fun. We got all that extra hard disk space, that Coco's posts used to take up, just layin around collecting dust.
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#561596 - 07/29/12 10:07 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
J.B.
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I can think of better things to fill it with. Hell, "The Complete Works of Yoko Ono" would be a better use of that space.

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#561606 - 07/29/12 11:34 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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Unless she had her colon filled w/ baby eels when she was 19, only thing I'd like to see outta Yoko is post-mortem pics.
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#561613 - 07/29/12 11:45 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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i like this thread.its a better condensed version of the gaydt thread.less links and more right to the point posts.
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#561616 - 07/29/12 11:54 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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I like this thread - Figgs is right with regards to my GAYDT bumps. Time is at a premium for me right now, so I'll throw some links up, but ideally choice quotes would be part of the post.
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#561687 - 07/30/12 07:04 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: nassim]
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You guys are something else!
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#561695 - 07/30/12 07:26 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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yes we are.

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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#561699 - 07/30/12 07:30 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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^^ I think you know the next question: ID?
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#561701 - 07/30/12 07:33 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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no idea.just random gif.great tits though.
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#561707 - 07/30/12 07:57 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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I could watch that gif all day.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#561733 - 07/31/12 12:55 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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The seatbelt one is really mesmerizing. She has incredible cans. Good for her.
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#561738 - 07/31/12 01:31 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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#561739 - 07/31/12 01:52 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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Figgs, you got a gif thread, don't derailing everything with them.

Thank you.


Edited by LouCypher (07/31/12 04:31 AM)
Edit Reason: moved...
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#561768 - 07/31/12 02:46 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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6)

White Knight JadaBlaze01 rides to Mandingo's rescue when an ungrateful, anonymous porn hussy attempts to sully Mandingo's honor:

Hey Guys I know this is gonna be a difficult question for guys to answer giving the fact that Men watch Porn to look at the women but I had a little Disagreement with a Porn Actress on her Twitter page over who has the bigger Dick betweeb Mandingo and Shane Diesel and she thought Shane Diesel has a Bigger Dick and it a Better Performer I disagreed,so I want to hear from u guys who is the better Performer and has the bigger Dick? I think Mandingo does I and tons of other people except that particular Porn Actress agrees, I am thinking that Actress only disagrees because she might have had a Bad work expierence with Mandingo and she is a personal Friend of Shane Diesel,but a good Performer is a Good Performer and Jules Jordan has a Series Called , "Mandingo Massacre " Jules Jordan is known for using the biggest Men in Porn like he did with Lexington Steele with the Impaler series, no big time director uses Shane Diesel mostly based off the fact that he is Ugly and not good to look at in the face compared to Mandingo or Lex.so tell me what u think, all u IR fans that like to see Black Men Drill White Chicks which Dick would u rather see performing on her Mandingo's or Shane Diesels?
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#561773 - 07/31/12 05:27 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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7)

Redondo5 should consider cutting out the middleman and just start posting in the Gay Porn section of GAYDT.

Which male talent Pro or Amateur has the biggest balls in the porn industry... can you name any films or scenes you remeber the guy having big balls....no homo or bi scenes.... only B/G scenes...

I'll start with Evan Stone.... although it's not really big balls as it is huge dangly nut sack.... the big round full balls are what i'm really looking for.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

-- Rear Admiral

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#561781 - 07/31/12 07:01 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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those last two were just,fuck,i cant even think of the right term for how gay.
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#561794 - 07/31/12 07:32 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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"Very gay" I think sums it up.
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#561801 - 07/31/12 09:03 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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#561832 - 08/01/12 06:12 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: drained]
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Do numbers 6 and 7 comprehend that when you post something on an internet forum other people can read it?
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#561835 - 08/01/12 07:22 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
^^ I think you know the next question: ID?


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#561845 - 08/01/12 11:10 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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8)

Oral Connoisseur the 1st likes big black cock because it photographs so well:

Evidence of a good juicy blowjob makes itself clear on black rather than white cock. Shine, saliva & cum on black cock just pops more on film than white cock.

UKMG and Puckerhead immediately jump in and agree that big black cocks photograph very well.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#561848 - 08/01/12 12:58 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
Onward we ride!!!

3)

Here's the classic, "I just phase it out, and it's all good dawg!" approach from one "Dan"

"I have no problem with the kind of sex action you've described, because I focus my attention on the lady and not on the guys. I try to unite my mind with that of the lady and imagine how she feels. And this kind of thing leaves no room in my mind for imagining how the guys feel. I see their bodies, but their minds are closed to me, which prevents me from thinking how these guys might feel about having their cocks so close together.

And this isn't something I have to do deliberately. It just happens automatically for me. Perhaps this is the usual way fully heterosexual men feel in a group sex situation. They unite their feelings and minds with the woman and not with other guys.
"




Firstly, great thread. This one kills me, 'I try to unite my mind with that of the lady and imagine how she feels' and 'And this isn't something I have to do deliberately. It just happens automatically for me. Perhaps this is the usual way fully heterosexual men feel in a group sex situation. They unite their feelings and minds with the woman and not with other guys.'

I am uniting my mind with his thought process throughout this post, a) he watches a group scene and the first thought is, what is this girl feeling having all these dicks going through her? What does this feel like? 2)he then holds onto these thoughts post pop, expressing them on a porn board and 3) and then without a hint of sarcasm he says that he is sure that everyone else, including those in the scene feel exactly the same way he does.


Quote:
So my question is: Are there any guys in porn that have average size cocks? 6 inches long and 5 inches in girth?


5 inches of girth is normal/average?

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Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit.


Why am I not shocked that a guy who has 5000 "fixed" posts doesn't get/enjoy this thread.

Quote:
"Hey Guys I know this is gonna be a difficult question for guys to answer giving the fact that Men watch Porn to look at the women but I had a little Disagreement with a Porn Actress on her Twitter page over who has the bigger Dick betweeb Mandingo and Shane Diesel and she thought Shane Diesel has a Bigger Dick and it a Better Performer I disagreed,so I want to hear from u guys who is the better Performer and has the bigger Dick? I think Mandingo does I and tons of other people except that particular Porn Actress agrees, I am thinking that Actress only disagrees because she might have had a Bad work expierence with Mandingo and she is a personal Friend of Shane Diesel,but a good Performer is a Good Performer and Jules Jordan has a Series Called , "Mandingo Massacre " Jules Jordan is known for using the biggest Men in Porn like he did with Lexington Steele with the Impaler series, no big time director uses Shane Diesel mostly based off the fact that he is Ugly and not good to look at in the face compared to Mandingo or Lex.so tell me what u think, all u IR fans that like to see Black Men Drill White Chicks which Dick would u rather see performing on her Mandingo's or Shane Diesels?"



Wow, maybe I shouldn't be admitting this but I would've liked to of been a fly on the wall of that twitter debate.
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#561854 - 08/01/12 02:29 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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JadaBlaze01 claims to be a woman and Dan may very well be retarded.

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#561884 - 08/01/12 07:11 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: Smelly Monkey]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Quote:
Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit.


Why am I not shocked that a guy who has 5000 "fixed" posts doesn't get/enjoy this thread.



Oh, I get it. I happen to think it's as irrellevant as, well, you, Mr. I-wrote-something-funny-in-2004-and-still-can't-get-over-myself.

Yeah. We get it. ADT is Gay. And also Ghey. It was established long ago, and so I question the need for yet another thread about it. Unless, of course, it's to focus on that and not the extreme censorship that actually brought this place into existence:





Nah, perish the thought. This place would never become the place it seceded from.

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#561897 - 08/01/12 07:34 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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Very warm and insightful. Die in agony.

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#561902 - 08/01/12 07:48 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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He is...slowly.

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#561903 - 08/01/12 07:50 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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On with it then.

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#561904 - 08/01/12 07:56 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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We all are. Act accordingly.
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#561909 - 08/01/12 08:07 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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#561921 - 08/01/12 08:20 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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To stop the derail, my response is here

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#561924 - 08/01/12 08:24 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
We all are. Act accordingly.



Some folk just don't know it. Others don't know how to have fun about it.

Then there's pipsqueak, who, like those idiots who "surfed" atop the subway cars, got decapitated once the train went into the tunnel.

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#561941 - 08/02/12 12:44 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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No rerailing it now.

I'm both of the above. Ever since I turned 35 I've lived in mortal terror of the ticking clock. I swear that every minute I live cuts off 2 minutes at the end of my life. Looking back, I think my Dad was too. He wanted to die so badly, but I could see the fear in his eyes when he said it.

I'm aware there's a thing called "50 Shades of Grey", but no idea what it is. Not sure if I want to know. Hunger Games sucked me into the first book. It like 100 pages into the second one before I was like "this shit is fucking shit".
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#562128 - 08/04/12 09:00 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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I motion to keep the de-railing. Without the random bullshit from the peanut gallery this would just be another typical "dead in 6 hours" cage thread. I will take no part in the squabbles, but, they are fun to read.

So Bornyo, please, posts your responses here. It's the cage and it's a fucking free-for-all.

I'd like to waste the remaining space of this post to give a big thanks to Nassim. I gave him the ball and he fucking ran with it. Good job, son. I'm an not dissapoint. I think he'll make a solid XPT poster with the right guidance.

Well, I got three fuckwads in the store. Better look alert for the cameras. Never know when a boss is watching. If I get freed up, I'll have to dredge over to Stephland and dig for gold and diamonds. It's a lot more Arkansas than Bering Sea, but it's there.

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#562132 - 08/04/12 09:23 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Quote:
Look, Fartz, I admire your effort and stick-to-it-iveness and all, but there ain't no way I'm sitting through another nine sessions of this shit.


Why am I not shocked that a guy who has 5000 "fixed" posts doesn't get/enjoy this thread.



Oh, I get it. I happen to think it's as irrellevant as, well, you, Mr. I-wrote-something-funny-in-2004-and-still-can't-get-over-myself.

Yeah. We get it. ADT is Gay. And also Ghey. It was established long ago, and so I question the need for yet another thread about it. Unless, of course, it's to focus on that and not the extreme censorship that actually brought this place into existence:





Nah, perish the thought. This place would never become the place it seceded from.


Thanks for the link JB. My favorite part, by far is seeing the Steph pic. Everytime a steph pic pops up over there, there are wanking bannanas galore. I think the bitch got a slight case of fraggle-face myself, but I'm mean.

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#562133 - 08/04/12 09:33 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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Ahhh, good ole' Raybbaby. He's been here, he's been there, and the tranny cock is what catches his stare. This entire thread is a riot. Apparently somebody is judging Kimber James enthusiasm for porn by the hardness of his tranny cock. Pretty much every post here qualifies, but Imma' go with good ole Baby Ray.

Jerkules should remember this twat well.

What number are we on, 9? Fuck, I'm beginning to think JB might have a point. But fuck it, I'm bored, and this forum needs content.

9)Raybbaby consents:

A lot of porn, the overwhelming majority, is in fact, a performance. Be it regular "straight" porn or TS porn. The people are performers, seling a performance. A TS girls arousal is just more obvious to anyone watching. A genetic girl can say "oh, I'm so fucking wet", and you have no idea as a viewer if she is or if there's a ton of lube involved. A TS girl can't say "oh, you are making me so hard", it's really obvious when she's not. And the hormones do make a difference. Even when there is good chemistry, it's not a guarantee of an erection. And a lack of an erection is also not necessarily an indicator that the TS performer is not aroused. As dudes, that's what we look for as an indicator of sexual excitement, and it's not always the case.Was this most recent scene in a movie/DVD or on her website? I wonder if it wasn't something that had been shot a while ago and was just sitting for a while.


As dudes, I think this man is gayer than sir Elton John.

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#562139 - 08/04/12 10:15 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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The guy that told me I have suppressed homo in me, because I don't dig muscle bound fitness chicks w/ man arms and asses, is fond of seeing tranny erections. sportswami That fruity mother fucker.

I bet the only thing he likes more than the sight of a tranny erection is the taste of a tranny erection.
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#562286 - 08/05/12 07:09 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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I'm thinking about breaking up the monotony of this thread by including all existential forms of the word "gay". Like when you work retail and your boss tells you that from now on when you pick up the phone, you have to spout off three distinct sentences and state your name, and you're all like, "fuck, that's gay".

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#562300 - 08/05/12 11:38 AM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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10)

Originally Posted By: fartz
I'm thinking about breaking up the monotony of this thread by including all existential forms of the word "gay". Like when you work retail and your boss tells you that from now on when you pick up the phone, you have to spout off three distinct sentences and state your name, and you're all like, "fuck, that's gay".


Frequently, the gay on GAYDT is subtle. It sneaks up on you. It doesn't leap out at the reader. Slowly, it just dawns on you. Something isn't quite right, and that is when you realize, "Fuck. That's gay."

dr_anal on the thread he started, "soft cock" is a good example:

Evening all.

I enjoy watching scenes where the stud is having anal sex with a chick but for one reason or another the it's struggling to achieve wood for one reason or another.

2 examples would be Carly Parker in Bare Ass Pounding, and also Sophie

in big tits at school.

I would like to open this thread to welcome any more suggestions/scenes of this nature.

Thanks.
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#562302 - 08/05/12 12:13 PM Re: Fifty Shades Of Gay. ADT at it's finest. [Re: fartz]
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I hate catching a soft on when I'm trying to pound a chick's booty hole. It aint like a human broad is gonna let you plop it back in her gullet to get it ready again, cause they hate either the taste of rubbers or lube or shit. So then I gotta sit there, strokin my pecker, trying to get wood as she's staring daggers in the poor thing hoping I do a premature pop so she don't have to get her O-ring stretched again. How bout fiddlin w/ my balls and taint honey? You ARE on the clock here ya know. Lazy cunt.
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