I think I'm gonna need this.

Let's start by posting pics of the guy that his mother cheats with. Since we're all so cool about mother jokes here.

Personally, I haven't time for this shit b/c I'm studying for a SE Exam.

I wonder what cdq is doing? Jerking off to tranny porn? LOL.

Nah, that is Panzer. Cqd is probably slaughtering some type of life form via video game.

cdq is a gamer? Bwhahahahaha! No wonder he's such an angry little runt.

So what's the mother joke policy on this board?

Heh idiot. Let me yell you something about whores. They don't do shit for free including taking pics for XPT. Try offering money next time. Even a tard like you may get somewhere, fucking fuckwad.

Yeh...I really don't have the time for a cdq hate thread.

Dude, don't let this place get in the way of real life. Study.

have2cit: Thanks, I will act on that advise.

cdq: I will illustrate the difference between you and myself with this clip from "Glenngarry Glenn Ross." See, I actually shoot while you play games and act like a cunt on this board in mommy's basement. Oh, and you can ask Tory Lane if I'm gay or not, chump.

Fuck, you could ask Mika Tan and Siri too if you want.

Meat, when you edit a post, unless you have something pertinent or witty to put in the Reason For Editing box, just click away the check in the box Mark As Edited.

Thanks Jerkules.

so whats your nome de filme?

Mark Wallice

^^^ FTW

So, you start a thread. Post a lame mother joke that was a recycle. Then say you're too busy to add to your own thread. Then proceed to add to it.

Is this how you're going to "get" cq? Oh, plus you name drop a couple of beautiful souls. Assuming just for a second that you're not lying, which you are, you wouldn't be the first mope that sucked dick. But they "loved" you, I'm sure. FLOP 1. Cocksucker.

Barry. Go fuck your mother.

That's OK Barry. It's obviously great for your self esteem to believe I'm a liar. There, there.

Just wanna let you guys know that I'll be around. Chillin.

Are the pants on the bed the ones that you tried on first, then decided didn't look quite right for the pic? Not trying to start shit here, just testing out the longevity and sharpness of my observation skillz.

I have a dress code where I work and when I get back I throw on jeans. I was so excited abt my new shoes I neglected to change before I snapped the pic.

Good observational skillz though.

The level of attention whoring by the meat here is amazing. Starting a hate thread for me and then posting pics of his feet. Keep it up lil' guy. It's cute.

That is some snazzy footwear, though.

fartz: Thank you very much. I appreciate the complement.

cdq: What? You can't afford pair of $525.00 shoes? That pic I posted is actually for Gia Jordon, a woman whom I suspect could appreciate a fine pair of men's shoes.

It's fucking hysterical how I get accused of attention whoring on a porn board. (9_9)

Barry: Just thought of something. I have good friends on this board who helped me a lot with my shoot and with other shit. They have more status and prominence on this board than you do. I owe them a lot.

It might be due to your posts where you talk to yourself and your need to do this in public?

Since weird vanity is your thing. I am curious about which goodwill you bought those books from? Also receipt for the shoes.

It's fairly well known that the only people who are obsessed with showing off what they pay for things are poor or have no understanding of money. I'm sure Gia will be very impressed.

Éminence grise. Look it up, clown.

Poor understanding of money. What are you Adam Smith now? lol.

Panzer's been helping you with your "shoots". There are dress codes at tranny shoots? Does the code include visors, paper cunt hats or hair nets?

Nice Coke channeling tho, but you seem to be as bit of a one trick homo. Need to step it up some.

so just let us know who you are.when you said you were vegetarian i guessed jules jordan but i dont think that guy has a dress code at work since hes his own boss.being in the industry and posting here isnt a death sentence for a career.if youd been on here longer youd see that.

frankie figgs: I'm really just a mope who got a shot at it. I'm not even industry related, really.

If I get more opportunities for shoots in the future I'll let you know.

im on the edge of my seat right now.

^^ He is.

I couldn't concur more..



CQTard is probably the sickest, weirdest,creepiest mother-fucker i've ever run into on the internet....

A truely sick piece of human garbage...!



Good thread..

Shit, Meat might be Hungwell's first friend on the board.

Also, Figgs has been known to meat gaze in the past, so he may actually be interested in gazing upon The Meat.

another day, another threat it seems.

Get it together.

Hungwell just paid Conq. the highest compliment he'd ever want ! Way to go !

being tricked into looking at your fat skinhead neighbors lil limp dick is different.

No wonder he tried to Hyde it.

Those shoes are ridiculous. Stupid looking, even. If you were lined up at a urinal next to me I'd piss on them if I saw them under the screen. I hope you did blow 525.00 on them you dunderhead.

The thread is stupid, too. Very lame attempt at flaming someone.

He would, too. I've seen his dog.

Thank you for using "dunderhead".

That's OK. I'd just crack your face into the urinal. Then piss on your face while you're unconscious.

Bornyo, clearly you know nothing about fashion. That is some fine needlework on the canvas of the sneakers. That kind of quality work is done in only a handful of places - the silk thread used and the serifs on the logo indicate it was probably done by the Little Sisters of Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle, a convent five miles outside of Bumblewood, Vermont, run entirely by deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, lesbian, African-American nuns. Those white rubber soles? Made from the sap of the Albino Gum Gum tree, and watered with the tears of Bangladeshi orphans. And the leather? Nothing but the finest baby seal foreskins, humanely suffocated with a downfilled pillow by a Newfoundland fisherman. $525 was a steal. Those sneakers could easily set you back $3k. The Meat is not only stylish, but more crafty than an Arab trader when haggling with a salesman at the shoestore.

$525 for the kicks, $5.25 for the trousers at Goodwill.

^ ftw

I don't even know where the fuck I got those trousers from. They may be stolen from Salvation Army when I was out on a crack binge.

Threatening to piss on my shoes is a no-no. Picture me jumping up 10 feet in the air in a crane motion like Neo from 'The Matrix' and kicking you in the back of the head with my Guccis on. Then blood, teeth, and tissue exploding out your mouth, slo-mo like.

What's the brand of jack off butter ya got there?

I think that's a Yankee Candle. The jack off butter I buy comes in a much larger container.

I know a guy that can get you a 55gal drum of lube for about $2grand. He'll take a trade if you got about $2k in tranny dvds laying around.

I thought they were a new style of bowling shoe

^ The funny thing about the shoes is that they appear to be the lux version of a Converse sneaker, which is made with about a dollar's worth of canvas and rubber. The "designer" version maybe has a dollar or two more in stitching and leather. So The Meat managed to pay $525 for something most people pay $30 for and even at that low price the mark-up is obscene.

$500 doesn't mean as much to me as it does to you nassim. Besides, you have no understanding of what one of the first things a woman looks at when she leers at a man, do you? Take a guess.