Apparently there's been some kind of LE dustup with the local rub n tugs and the hobbyist board.

http://www.krem.com/news/Website-owner-arrested-in-prostitution-investigation-162006165.html

If you're interested in the provider/ hobbyist back and forth on this, the boards address is www.spokaneboard.com

Election year "quality of life crime" grandstanding.

Still makes for giggles around my house.

how does the guy in the comments section equate guys that patronize whores as potential pedos?you either like little kids or you dont.

anyway good thread barry.

Thanx. I try. I'm share some of the more personal stuff about it in pm.

Nah, share your personal john stories here please.

Awe shit. I was thinking all day at work that I can't wait to read the stories. I thought "pm" meant afternoon I can't even blame this one on Gia, shit!

I love hearing john stories. We can't just have Rear Admiral be the only raconteur here, guys.

Gia, I'll be back in a couple of hours with some tales from the whorehouses in Amsterdam and Frankfurt.

Being stationed in Germany, my buddies and I would take the train to Amsterdam when we had a four day weekend. With the exchange rate at the time being great, it cost like .50 cents for a beer and about $12 for a shot of ass. It wasn't uncommon to bang five or six times a day. One night a buddy of ours saw a girl in the window and said that he was going to bang her in the ass and not pay any extra. We had been there before and he was a first timer in Amsterdam. We warned him against it. We sat in a bar across the street and within minutes this dude was out in the middle of the street naked, carrying his clothes, with a German Shepard staring and growling at his nuts. He said later that he threw it in the whores ass and she yelled something in another language and before he knew it the dog was on him. The moral of this is don't let cheap Heineken and trees cloud your judgement.

Next one, in Frankfurt Germany, the whore houses are 7 stories high, the expensive (50/100 marks) which was about $25/50 at the time, whores were on the lower floors. Up at the top floors were the fat monsters from communist countries that cost like 15/20 marks or $8 to $10. I saw many young soldier fall for the first floor whore, I tried to take them under my wing and start at the top floor and work your way down. I would bang 3 whores at the same time on the 7th floor for less than their single shot of ass on the first floor.

True stories.

Then you got some penicillin? Can we have john stories that weren't in the 1940s?

I think the flurry of alts being created brought down the site.

I bet if you PMd a pic of your dumper to Rear Admiral, he'd come up with a few for ya. I haven't heard one of his tales in a while and they are always a treat.

KidRibz is not my alt. I promise.

Sure. The latest crew of ho's to come into my hookersphere is called the "Come Say Hi" crew and are believed to be run out of Vegas. They popped up on the radar a few months ago and took the mongers by storm. All of them are full GFE with no bullshit, all are well under 30 and hot, and they all get great reviews. Their ads feature the phrase come say hi, thus the nick.
I have only seen one of them so far and she was terrific. It was super latenight and she was out by LAX. I had booked a bbbj only visit but she was already in bed and sleepy and the bj was not on her mind. She offered up the pussy and I did my best sleep creep recreation.
In other monger activities, there is a hooker currently working out of her hospital room! Not lying, she is in a private room awaiting surgery on both her feet and she is taking appointments! Only one review so far, but he claims to have banged her in the hospital bed.

A few people here know my background in this dustup. I have tales to tell, but it'll be to them. And Gia. I haven't shamed myself in front of a woman for at least a week. New job and all.

I first stumbled on the hobby boards a few years ago when I was off work for a procedure...best 7 weeks of my life. There was an old gal who was seeing hobbyists in a managed care facility.

Ads were the gold, because of the near pro-wrestling overblown descriptions of their own beauty, wit and abilities. Every one of these bitches was Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert. On the juice.

The second best part was the "rob" reports. Such tales of failure. Red Flags galore, but still their cranks are in charge, so they'll believe every bullshit story and every "I'll be there in 15". Until finally, mercifully, the big head takes over. Plus, the ladies love any chance to shit on each other.

The reviews, unless I was thinking of buying one, were worthless fanboi nonsense. Hell, mine were.

@jerk. A common theme in the local action news shows has been the reporter's shock and outrage "that site is still up". I'm guessing it became an LE priority to shut the bugger down. Maybe I made the very last post. Go capitalism! If I know "Lush" the way I think I do, he'll hand over the keys to all our IPs for 5 seconds off his sentence.

funny i just joined a board here; there is a total whore-worship board that i post on and have received multiple warnings. this one is a little more honest. Creepy , but honest.

No matter how outrageous the behaviour, there'll be White Knights to run in and save them.

Gia, what sort of stories are you looking for? I am sure you have tons of stories to share from colleagues of your former profession who were not above the occasional "private"?

There are some boards that state they are "Recommendation Only" instead of "Review" and make themselves very whore friendly so they can advertise their wares and pretend they give a shit about the mopes on the board.

It's like ADT and our Talent For Hire board taken to the logical extreme.

Yes I got monger experience, nothing worth sharing though off hand. I paid, I fucked, she left. If some seedy memory pops back into my skull that's worth a chuckle I'll share.

Why don't you tell us your John Stories. They are always better when being told from the whore perspective....

If you claim that you haven't escorted since getting into and then "out" of performing in porn Id be fairly sure you're lying. I Know your lying if you say you didn't do it before getting into porn... you were what? 32? Small tits... Homely face(since upgraded to slightly average with surgery) and Fat... You sucked and fucked for money long before getting in the "jizz bizz"

I wish! Rates were amazing then!!!! It would've been a good idea.

It might be more interesting if you told us YOUR John stories when you were a little boy and your Mommy brought home an endless parade of men and told you they were your Uncle.

They're all beautiful souls. They need a White Knight to protect them.

He rides the last unicorn. Figurative.

Aren't unicorns the patron saints of whor...er, I mean beautiful souls?

Barry don't be silly. You can say whore here. You can say whore in TFH, it's just when the girl directly asks you not to call her a whore IN TALENT FOR HIRE, you should find a different term.

Thanx for the guidance. I'll try to do better next time.

^I see what you did there.

Nate continues to exhibit the anger of one who thinks he's been turned down but, truth be told, never asked. Not that he would've gotten anywhere with it,but he's still putting the cart before the Whores.

Fucking asshole constantly posts shit and I am a white knight fanboi? If someone deserves shit I say give them shit, it doesn't matter who they are.You fucking morons won't be happy until it is a sausage fest and you can sit around and rub cockheads together.There isn't one of you fucks that would have the balls to talk shit to my face so go ahead and live in your internet fantasy world where you are a legend in your own mind.

shit.im sure it was all in good fun.we want you to stick around.but for the rubbing of cockheads together thats on a member to member basis.

Appropriation of virility obviously is the same online as offline. How corny.

Now there's the corndog we all know and love. That's the entire reason I posted the pic. You went from being a regular XPT staple, to only popping up when Gia is mentioned. It wasn't an insult. It was encouragement, and it seemed to have worked.

I'm lost. Did I insult corndog? I'm not Nate. He wishes.

you aren't the only one lost... no idea what happened here.

I think, like Sonny Bono, he took it the wrong way. Wouldn't be the first guy to do so here.

I know, right? Who insulted who? I need context!!

Fartz posted the White Knight on a Unicorn pic after one of Corndog's posts, in order to troll him.

Ok. Didn't see that. Carry on.

I usually don't take you seriously because you snipe from the sidelines so I find this outburst interesting. And I'm probably the one shit talking fuck you mentioned that would do it. to your face that is.

putting all that aside you okay dude?. you broke character in a big way and I hope all is well.

In your face. Virility. Lame.

oh don't hate and or carry a grudge. that was a quality "snap" on his part and the guys been a floater here for a long time. Yes?.

Or.....to put in terms you might understand.
One of us?. Untested. Sterile.

Whatever, yes?

you should be more concerned for wannacornhole. something happened and it wasn't good.

Computer warrior. Limp Wrist. Sad.

I'd like to complain that Post Like Pipe Day is not until 12/12/12, but if it is being done in anger, I just can't.

Back in '03 there was an whore operation running out of an apartment in one of the latino enclaves close in to DC. Basically some spic pimps had the good sense to realize that they could make a lot more money if they'd set up shop and cater to gringos instead of other spics (because spics are fucking cheap.) So they ran the place in a slightly more civilized manner than they would if they were servicing their own kind. This means there were no chickens or toddlers roaming about the apartment where they worked. Anyway this place got really popular because all of the best whores went to work there, because they could make more than $20/trick. The place charged about $75. The whores were ecstatic and some were hot and willing to perform GFE services to gringos because they were making so much more money. So I went there a couple of times. The first time was pretty good but nothing spectacular. The second time I was with one of the most soulless, mechanical whores I've ever encountered. In the end, I was happy she made me wear a condom for everything.

As we were cleaning up, I noticed she didn't have any standard issue whore baby wipes, just paper towels. She took a few paper towels for herself and then pulled a box out from under the bed. I figured maybe that's where she kept the wipes. I was wrong. The bitch was still naked from the waist down. She pulled out a can of that foul, medicinal smelling, Lysol. She sprayed it on her pussy for 3 or 4 seconds. Spread her ass cheeks and sprayed it right onto her asshole. Then she used the paper towel to wipe up the excess and then she got dressed and looked at me like "why the fuck are you still here." As I walked out, there were like 4 other guys waiting in line.

I didn't go back. They were busted a short time later.

I wonder if any of BI's whores put lysol on their pussy or maybe drink some bleach after shooting a scene with him?