Goddamit, you fuckers. I'm trying add interest and absurdity to all of this ongoing shit, and you guys just keep up the shit. Dana left ADT. Fanboi's are fucking losing their minds. Bono is simultaneously wiping tears and Arby's sauce from his face. And all I hear is "blah,blah,wahhhhhhhhhh,blah,wahhhhh".

It's getting super fucking tired. Can't we start a thread like: moderators/opposers/JB/Pipedream's circle jerk or something. I just want to laugh, not facepalm.