I hate to intervene on all of the boring shit, but I have some breaking fucking news:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Please zoom your screen for lulz. ADT margin rapers are keeping me from presenting this in it's most readable form.



This happened after about 250 posts of pure ass-kissing. But wait, there are reasons:




Now we see an ADT'er making a joke about Stagliano, hoarder of trannies and best friend of Joey "I wish they all were men" Silvera, being gay:





And the icing on the motherfucking cake, as only ADT can do:




Never change, ADT. Never, ever, change.