it does fit into her picky diet.

gen on her new car is where it's at though.

You should make some bud butter. That way you can add it to whatever recipe you want. Or even just spread it on something like a cracker. It's a different high, but it's hard to explain. More dreamier. But if you eat a lot, you'l stay high for a really long time, so it's only something you should do if you don't have any plans for the near future. Also, never, ever, under any circumstances keep eating the pot brownies (or whatever) until you start to feel high. Eat one and then just stop. If you eat too much, it can be a horrible high that feels like it lasts forever. Btw, you'll feel it in your stomach first and then it will spread out to the rest of your body.

Yeah, you feel it in your body more than your head. Kinda like a trip.

If you are bugged out about the smoke, then get yourself a vaporizer. Barry could probably tell you what they go for, but they come small and concealable nowadays. I know people that swear bye them.

My fave was always a water bong. Not a huge one, just about as tall as a wine bottle, big enough around to fit a couple ice cubes out of a small tray. Make that water cold and you can hardly even tell you got a hit. Get some good weed, and 2 tokes outta that thing is all you need. Like whiskey separates the men from the boys, a water pipe separates the heads from the posers that hold the joint to their lips and waste everyone's time.

First time I ever got stoned was with these guys who were best friends with my friend's older brother. They had a gravity bong that was made from the shell casing of a missile that they got from the military base. Somehow, you were supposed to fill it with smoke and then drop a bowling ball into the cylinder and it would force the smoke into your lungs. It sounded like a truly horrible idea to me. Also, their other good friend had just died from cancer and they decided it'd be a good idea to turn his lung respirator into a water bong.

Might wanna research those bong hits. You lose quite a bit of THC in the water filtration process.

was gonna stay in , but gonna meet mah new gal for a some wiiiiiiiiiiine. i might be in love....

If I was losing THC with the bong, then that was some REALLY good shit I used to get.

Not saying bongs don't work. But as a value conscious weed consumer they are a waste.

Of course there are benefits too such as having the smoke cooled down but if you are trying to get the most mileage out of your grass the bong is not the way to do it.

NORML smoking device study

"Disappointingly, waterpipes performed uniformly worse than the unfiltered joint. The least bad waterpipe, the bong, produced 30% more tar per cannabinoids than the unfiltered joint. Ironically, the pipe with the electric mixer scored by far the worst of any device. This suggests that water filtration is actually counterproductive, apparently because water tends to absorb THC more readily than other, noxious tars."

Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong

"However, a 2000 NORML-MAPS cannabis study found that "water pipes filter out more psychoactive THC than they do other tars, thereby requiring users to smoke more to reach their desired effect".

Brooklyn Ale. From their annual corporate Christmas party.

I'm not sure about the water in a tobacco waterpipe removing THC. As I understand it, and I could be wrong, THC isn't water soluable (jondra?), which is why you can't flush it out of your system for a drug test. I think the point of a tobacco waterpipe is for the water to take out some of the harshness.

I've got a nice piece that has these nubs about half way up the tube that holds ice cubes above the waterline. It cools the smoke a lot and makes for a smoother hit. Messy, tho. Lots of condensation and the ice melts pretty quickly. It also has little holes punched in the stem that supposedly diffuses the smoke into smaller bubbles rather than one big bubble. I kind of scoffed, but it's the smoothest bigger piece I have.

The only vape I've ever used is a bottom of the line one I bought from the Chinese. Like they said, it's super smooth. You really don't get any smoke at all if you do it right. We took it up with us to see the Pot Snobs of Pend Orielle County, who were unimpressed. They said the missed the "smoking experience". It's a bit of a production number to set up, but it's really nice if you've got a cold or something.

As for edibles, everyone's kind of covered it. Just using plain ol' weed is a more body kind of high. Bongo Boy next door gave us some fruity pebbles squares that were pretty tasty. A really light body high, followed by much sleepiness. You couldn't taste the weed at all. I think the technology of edibles has gotten pretty far past brownies and such, especially in the Med Pot states. There are so many boutique strains now that target specific conditions, and the edibles are going the same way. There's such a demand for quality that the brownies my friends sister used to make from trimmings would never pass muster.

I'm a beer snob, Lou. I wouldn't touch any of the "big" beers, except Coors. If I'm going to take the time to drink some beers, they're going to be good ones, or at least ones I made. I seldom drink all day, but it'll be liquor when I do.

A local bar was closing for good after last night, so they were serving $2 drinks all night. I shoulda had scotch, but instead I had about a dozen Bacardi/diets. Everyone was taking their glasses with them when they left. I wound up with 4 of them: a Budweiser glass, one for the local Alaska Aces hockey team, a Midnight Sun Brewing one and finally a Classic Coke glass. Not one of the new, crappy Coca-Cola glasses, one of the old, good ones.

Apparently the thievery was contagious because people were stealing other shit. Two guys had their cellphones stolen and a woman had her purse stolen with $700 in it. I heard about this when I was having a smoke outside and this black dude was having a meltdown because it was his girlfriend's purse. His friend was trying to calm him down and tell him things were going to be OK. His response: "No! No! You just don't understand. Now she can't pay my rent!!!" He was very close to crying.

Negroes in Alaska. What'll they think of next?

Yeah, there prolly aren't any Eskimos in Africa.

I'm about to have some Goose on the rocks with fresh squeezed lime soon. Been on my feet all day with so much to do and still have a lot more to go. Agh!

You need to be back on your back or at least knees . :-)

Absolute on the rocks. Saw the Hudson River and the East River in same day.

Jungle juice at a Christmas party last night. When I was brushing my teeth this morning, I spit out a bunch of pink foam and thought my mouth was bleeding. Then I remembered all of the boozy punch I drank the night before. Also my fingers are dyed pink from dipping my cup into the bowl.

Cool . Breast cancer awareness hangover !

Vicodin and Gentleman Jack. I don't do it often, but I'm diong it right.

Obsidian Stout Deschutes Brewery, lovely.

Holy fucking shit. I was a little bit drunk and little bit high and went to a strip club last night in a great fucking mood. Unfortunately, I apparently turned into some sort of a Cunt Magnet. Very different from a Pussy Magnet. The waitress sold me a $12 pack of cigarettes, then refused to give me any matches "There aren't any matches here! No, not any matches in the entire fucking building!"

Then after the "house-mom" found me some matches, I went outside to smoke and it was too windy to light up. So I stepped into the entryway of the bar, lit my cigarette and went outside to smoke with the hottest girl in the club. I was on my way back in for a dance when the girl working the door said, "Fuck you! You're 86'ed! You smoked inside the building and we can get in a lot of trouble for that. It's all on camera!!" And then she let in this other guy who had just done the exact same fucking thing.

Then in the parking lot, I was about to get a lift home from a couple of guys when this bitch jumped out of the front of the car and started yelling at me, "Fuck no we aren't giving you no fucking ride! Hahahahahaha!!!"

Fuck I fucking hate people sometimes.

You had perfectly good reasons to burn that club down to the ground in my opinion.

I agree. A jury of your peers would find you not guilty, but award you a fresh pack of cigarettes. NO FUCKING MATCHES, THO!!

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Yes it does

^^If Shay Laren ever did b/g, she would command a huge fee. Bigger than her tits.

Don't have to fly until Sat....boozing it up 2nite on Glenmorangie.

I'm not sure if I am, but I'm wanting to. I have a nice little assortment of microbrews in the fridge. Will let you know.

A friend showed up at the house today with a case of "Azulitas" (Little Blue Ones). We'd never seen them before but they are little 8oz Bud Lights about the shape and size of a V-8 can.

We laughed so hard at the little cans that we started drinking them like it was our job. So yeah...drinking tonight.

bar tab plus tip this aftenoon/tonight $104. bar closing at 8:30 = Drunk and energized siting around the house, not a good thing.

little drinks must be the theme of the day... we went to a dinner party tonight at mrs. lous employers home. the boss-lady runs daddys fuel oil company and her hubby is a vp of something or other at a beer distributor. these fucken people had a shots bar. they decided that on christmas eve they'd invite 200+ people over and serve shots for the first 2 hours before food came out. sure there was wine and kegs downstairs but the entire first floor was dedicated to three stations of chilled shots. fuuuck.

i've never seen so many drunk people in one place before and the broads took the brunt of the damage. i'm talking two catfights and one meltdown that included the phrase "you never loved me anyways!!". gotta love the holidays.

we saw the writing on the wall and decided to be spectators for the most part. i'll admit to breaking my no booze rule tonight and firing down 5 or so kamikazes but it was in effort to get others to drink so i left feeling justified in my alcoholism. lucky for me mrs. lou was served something that set off a food allergy and we got out of there before any knife fights or wife swapping went down. i am so looking forward to the phone calls tomorrow though.

Close your eyes and pretend you're in Europe. I remember spending the equivalent of $3 for a 6oz. mini-Pepsi the first time I went to France. And no matter how many different ways I pronounced Evian, I was always corrected by some snooty dickhead.

:drunky:

Not in the mood to cut & paste Steve fix the fscking graemlins.

Didn't get it done last night. I'm frankly beginning to be concerned about my lack of alcohol intake.

A Canadain Riesling and a Chilean Cab for Xmas dinner.

Another tits Scotch selection, catch me if you can, Willie



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I am giving Guinness Black Lager a try tonight. I have twelve, but want to hold out two for a marinade I'm making tomorrow. This shouldn't be a problem because it's been a couple of months since I've had anything to drink.

Fancy red wine, possibly followed by some bourbon. McRae Wood Australian shiraz for the wine and Elijah Craig 12year aged bourbon.

I've noticed a trend lately of liquor-related personalized license plates: BURBON, TEQILA, PNONOR, VODKA, BCARDI, etc. This seems like a truly horrible idea in case you ever happen to drive home after having a glass of wine with dinner and get pulled over. This has to make the cop a bit suspicious. It's only slightly less dumb than having a "Bad Cop, No Donut" bumper sticker.

Now I'm wondering if maybe it's something alcoholics do on purpose to prevent themselves from ever driving drunk. You're hopefully not going to hop into a car and drive off loaded if your license plate says the equivalent of "WINE O." It might just be some sort of preventative thing. Like when I saw a woman driving in a car with a plate that said, "PANSY." I'm pretty sure it was an inventive way of keeping her teenage son from ever borrowing the car.

indeed. nice dinner at my old boss' place. he is like a father to me.
then to my current work for a few. then to the place i will prolly work come february.
we are drinking this like motherfuckers at work these days:

http://spiceboxwhisky.com/

12 pack and 2 tall boys for back up, bottle of haven't decided yet, meth, gambling on poker and pool.

Grilled a few medium rare NY strips with a bottle of generic merlot, now onto the encore of Talisker...onto the next year.

Adding to my list of things to not to-do: Drink so much that your poop smells like booze.

(I swear I posted this earlier and it disappeared)

Come on, Steezo, don't put shit in the mail unless you mean it.

Well... booze, pizza & opiates make for a strange combo. The opiates stop things up and then the booze & pizza just kind of stew inside of you until the flood gates get let open.....

Sometimes I share too much.

I hate those shits. Guts feeling like a mess, then you finally start to poop and it feels regular, so maybe it was all gas. Uh-Uh. When you are about half way through the turd tapers off and becomes mushy. Then for the next 10 minutes your asshole is throwing up into the bowl and everytime you are about to stand up and get some blood flow to your leg, more convulsions from your mud flume. All while farts are hitting hard and echoing in the bowl.

The worst are the ones where you feel like your giving birth and all your doing is ripping holy hell and freckling the bowl. I hate feeling like you need to be in a safe, pants-down postion just to rip a few.

How uhhhhh.....colorful ! Reminds me of the New Year day after beer , liquor , and sausage balls a few years ago with the added joy of screaming rallllllppphhhhhhhhhh into a trash can simultaneously. :-)

I just threw up whiskey, patty melt & onion rings. The patty melt was on rye bread, so I guess I threw up whiskey & rye.

Goddamnit, you fucktards, I was just thinking of getting some dinner.

And then you get golden-showered as some people piss in your stream of consciousness.

^^^That is a good line there Pipe.

ROFL loooooooooooove this talk. Thanks for the reads