I am sorry Jim... TOO MUTHAFUCKIN' wordy? Did they not teach you to summarize in school? I get about a sentence in..notice the 95 remaining...and I am done! A paragraph, maybe two is all anyone really wants or need to see. Especially when it isn't porn related or interesting. Granted this isn't the porn blog... but entertainment value counts for something. Instead you made me think about doing the dishes and dusting my place. Kill me.