Love your sardonic wit too.

The verbosity is the curse of too much education. A legal background "kind of" tends to lead to being wordy. Anyway, I can actually interact on different levels, & thus fit in with people of all walks of life. I just decided to bring the "elitest" persona today. Glad to see it wasn't lost on everyone & at least you appreciated it. Ha ha ha!

And yes, I actually do have real friends, and I've actually been known to interact socially with a human being from time to time too.

Just so happens that I am traveling right now (in Lexington, KY right now), and I popped on here a few times to see if a certain individual struck here yet or not...he hasn't btw.