Being stationed in Germany, my buddies and I would take the train to Amsterdam when we had a four day weekend. With the exchange rate at the time being great, it cost like .50 cents for a beer and about $12 for a shot of ass. It wasn't uncommon to bang five or six times a day. One night a buddy of ours saw a girl in the window and said that he was going to bang her in the ass and not pay any extra. We had been there before and he was a first timer in Amsterdam. We warned him against it. We sat in a bar across the street and within minutes this dude was out in the middle of the street naked, carrying his clothes, with a German Shepard staring and growling at his nuts. He said later that he threw it in the whores ass and she yelled something in another language and before he knew it the dog was on him. The moral of this is don't let cheap Heineken and trees cloud your judgement.

Next one, in Frankfurt Germany, the whore houses are 7 stories high, the expensive (50/100 marks) which was about $25/50 at the time, whores were on the lower floors. Up at the top floors were the fat monsters from communist countries that cost like 15/20 marks or $8 to $10. I saw many young soldier fall for the first floor whore, I tried to take them under my wing and start at the top floor and work your way down. I would bang 3 whores at the same time on the 7th floor for less than their single shot of ass on the first floor.

True stories.