You know what this world needs? Another POV blowjob video. I want porn whores to come over the my house, sign a release, allow me to rub my flaccid cock over their faces and in their mouths, collect $500 ($600 if I manage to produce enough spunk for them to swallow), and bug the fuck out.

Tell me, assuming you fucking degenerates know anything, what do I need to get started? A camera, a light, and some model release forms. Enough scratch to hire some tired, shot-out pron bitches.

How do I get a distributor to flog my worthless shit? Since it's going to be close to unwatcheable (given the quality of whore I can afford and the fact that it's hard for me to get my smallish dick hard), a percentage of the gross probably won't be too enticing.

Advice? Just hire whores, fuck the filming?

I wanna be the next Richard Moulton or Pop Eye.

Can Gia be my first star?

you need to speak to Brandon..He can find you cheap un fuckable talent who are dumb enough to show up at a strange persons apt, take 30 bucks or a dime rock and let themselves be filmed

I have a background in cinema verite. It's true.

"limp dicks in art are lame"-ed templeton.but viagra will turn you into your own evan seinfeld.

I hear teh internets are pretty good

That was actually pretty catchy.

I don't imagine I'm going to get rich. Is anyone getting rich any more?

In this biz, after paying web hosting, a web master who isn't shit, and all the other shit you need to fuck whores and broadcast human degradation to the indifferent world, can you get back to even?

Is anyone making money at this? I mean, what do you imagine Suck It and Swallow 12 Suck It and Swallow 12 made after expenses? (Especially since I can download it or torrent it for free from a dozen or so places?)

I want to be part of the cancer that is killing porn.

Gag, you won't get rich, but you will lose money. If you're into doing this for fun, go for it. Just advertise and the girls will come running.

What do I need to make you come running, Gia?

Leave a gym open and lay out some imported water, see what happens?

I just posted somewhere else about this. There is a clips4sale company that films chicks in my area. I'd like to track down some of his talent.

There's a lot to me that's catchy, Gia. Please reach out to me more often. I'm here for you.

Wow, creey just got a whole lot creepier...

Ever shot any POV? Can you keep your shot centered and lit? During a pop?

It's not the late 70's with John Leslie protecting his own gig by saying that a guy in porn is like being a nuclear scientist. It's the Wild West out there. Put an ad in Backpage or whatever, hire a girl or two, slap it on the net and see what happens.

My expectations are low. My thought was that while I would still loose money, I would loose it slower than if I just hired the whores straight out.

Can you still do swallowing vids in Los Angeles, or does the condom law fuck with that?

Loose the dogs.......now !

You can do whatever. I doubt the law will be on your doorstep for no condoms unless you get hugely international like BI.

Barry, is "international" the new code word for "infected"?

It's like you read my mind.

The only thing infectious about me is my smile.
Take the pic below, I guarantee you that I have an ear-to-ear grin. Her ass cheeks are too deep dish to get the full effect. You'll just have to take my word on this.

^^^So, umm, I take it from that watermark you have nothing to do with JM any more?

That's what the CDC says.

You need to offer something unique, man. Have you surfed the fucking internet for porn, ever? There are literally thousands and thousands of homeade POV blowjob vids out there. The second that women quit being stupid and agree to let a boyfriend that they're going to leave in a week film them sucking that dick, is the second that you might, and that's a severely heavy "might" get to make enough money to pay your cable bill.

Steady, in focus, and keep your stage patter to a minimum.

News flash, JB. I've been with the same network since 2006 for my sites. I've been with JM Productions for dvd distribution since 2007.

Wishful thinking.

Hey, JB....did you hear the news about Stallone? Not that his son died but that Rocky won Best Picture of 1976. I know you are a little slow, my friend.

My we're touchy today. Sounds more like I'm a bit early.

Give me some credit! My material is getting better.

mustve hired a writer^.

Yes, I did. Here's his latest submission: Fuck Frankie.
It's short but to the point, don't you think?

Here's my latest submission: Fuck Brendan.
He's short but doesn't have a point, don't you think?

Seems derivative.

lol fucking brandon.all this joking around with you has really been giving you the red ass.

The subject of this thread is "Direct My Own Movies." Why don't you get back on topic by trying to direct something....anything.....other than your pent-up rage against my alpha-maleness?

im gonna direct some muscle milk to my gut right now.

Eat all the cum you want, man. No one is stopping you.

we killed the sweet brandon on the inside now hes evil.

"Frankie.....dinner's ready! Come on, Frankie, you've been playing on the computer for 10 years now. Give it a rest."

oh brandon.ill remember that when i own my own home soon and you still live in an apartment.as the future chef i cook most of the meals around here.

i wish i wouldve been losing all this weight just playing on the computer all day.but wait youve been on just as often.

Fine, fine. Hey, future chef. Make me a sandwich.

This thread got out of control

I already hate women. To direct my own movies do I have to be an asshole too?

Figgs, who is the desi slut playing a student?

If I were you, I'd consider becoming a chef instead. I hear Frankie is going to buy a house. There must be big bucks in turduckens.

destiny deville and i think shes a spic actually.brandon theres steady money in food.people always gotta eat.

Maybe you should try Adult DVD Talk. Their threads are much more controlled.

Looks like she's a British desi - half her early stuff looks shot in the UK (killergram).

Gag That Bitch: You, Frankie, and me are going to go into business together. Frankie will teach me how to operate an omelette station and we will serve gokkun cum omelettes to Amy Emerson. Daily. Get Porno Dan to stream it and - BAM! - we are on top of the game.

sounds like it could work.