I was checking for something else and saw I was mentioned recently, so I figured I'd say hi.
Fuck off. Even the whores have better euphemisms for googling themselves.
Ummmmm, no. I really was checking on something else (let's just say he evidently didn't strike here yet, so I didn't find anything), and I inadvertently saw I was mentioned.
I had actually written up a detailed explanation, complete with my real name and a picture from my gym, but I was trying to be nice and thought I'd spare everyone having to see a lengthy post. See what you get for being nice? Ha ha ha!