Fartz, fratricide is the fucking hallmark of XPT. Occasionally, though, we mix it up by trading players. Just to keep things from becoming monotonous.

*CAVEAT: The above does not apply to the Pipsqueak, who is not and never was "XPT." He's kept around for two reasons:

• 1) To fetch scotch for fwoofie wofie; and
• 2) To remind us all that there's still worse posters than Panzer