That's what happiness is
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Different things to different people
That's what happiness is

To the Figgster
It's tits, tits, tits
To Gia Jordan
It's glitz, glitz, glitz
To the Gunker
It's his new girlfriend
To Backdoorman
It's in a whore's rear end

Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Different things to different people
That's what happiness is

To the Bornyo
It's his dog, dog, dog
To the Pirate
It's his bong, bong, bong
To Conquistador
It's a furry little pet
To the PipeDream
Well, he ain't found it yet

Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Different things to different people
That's what happiness is

To the J.B.
It's a drink, drink, drink
To Rear Admiral
It's in her stink, stink, stink
To Brandon Irons
It's a new green card
To LouCypher
It's hittin' back hard

To Max Hardcore
It's pee, pee, pee
To my Emo
Why, it's me, me, me
To Alex Panzer
It's an enema shove
But, to my mind
It's Gag Factor I love

Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Happiness is
(Happiness is)
Different things to different people
That's what happiness is
Happiness is!