I was in the city today and was walking by this place called Eataly, and I had a camera on me. So I thought that a bourgeoisie hole-in-the-wall like this would be something right up Gia's alley. They offer all kinds of overseas shit like bottles of wines, forks, plates, balsamic vinegars, oils, breads and related products.

Now that's Eye-talian!

Or I-tell-yan.

Who knew Starbucks opened an Italian restaurant?

Devin Townsend?

seems like they would have some nice cheeses too.i noticed costco chowdered their selection of cheeses last time i was there.lots of more gourmet kind of shit.

Total threadjack here, and apologies all around, but one of the big wheels of Costco had a $17,000 a plate meet and greet with Barack Obama at his palatial Bellevue (I think) estate. They're all about the lil' people, ya know.

Green Blended Drinks




1-year supply of food




Union Square-friendly music

Good on the first 2. The last pic, um, no. No idea what genre of music that is but it looks like it blows. And I hate anything Union Square.

And I don't see any fucking shrimp anywhere.

Looks like Krishnas to me. The two bald guys are playing the harmonium or shruti box, which makes a droning sound. Anoying as hell, kind of like a bagpipe. The hippie chick with the drum and her half-in-frame cowboyfriend just happened by and started jammin'. They were on their way to Occupy Wall Street but got distracted. She's hoping they'll do a Dave Matthews song next.
The standing horn guy is also making a droning "lonely trumpet" sound mixed with some snake charmer riffs. Leslie Nielson needs to punch the whole lot of them the fuck out.

My favorite is the guy on the bench behind them. The only actual South Asian in the park just shaking his head and thinkg wtf.

And while they discuss the finer points of global politics and the doom they are in becomes apparent, some granola twink roofies the bitches and they all exchange fluids during harvest - their code name for a gang bang.

You think that the girl that is in the center had a hairy and sweaty (from sitting all day in the sun) butthole?;

Holy fuck! The Hare Krishna are still around? I thought they died out in the 70's when they realized no one gave a fuck except George Harrison. Also, some of those dudes are cheaters...where are your fucked up yellow/orange robes and bald fucking heads? You are supposed to give a flower for a dime man! Religeous zealots can't keep their crazy strait!

The orange guy is their supervisor:

Krishnas are still around. And they're stabbing eachother...

http://exclaim.ca/News/cro-mags_harley_flanagan_claims_self-defence_in_concert_stabbing_incident

I do like that store Rainbow. Great basics like cardigans and henleys on the cheap. And lolz they're the only clothing store with a sign at the register saying, "We accept EBT." I'd apply for food stamps if more clothing stores accepted them.

Is the guy in the center with glasses and ballcap Johnny Depp in 21 Jump Street?

Drum circles or any variety suck.

Carlin said that we die and get to Heaven, we're going to be shocked that the Krishnas are the one true religion.

Are Moonies still around?

Yes,and still getting married in the hundreds.

Really? Is the old man still alive and voting Republican?