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#523456 - 07/01/11 05:04 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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My Pop taught me there is nothing more dangerous than a dull knife, and it's true.
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#523460 - 07/01/11 05:14 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Thinking back, I think I might have done this with a butter-knife. The rounded tip was why it went astray and caught my finger. It's a real jaggedy cut. I probably should have gone for stitches, but my drunk ass was preoccupied. But I did manage to successfully fry up a batch of frozen butter battered mushrooms. Now there's a giant streak of blood across my stainless fridge so it looks like I murdered someone in my kitchen.
Btw, in case anyone was wondering, butter battered mushrooms induce farts that smell just like artificial butter-flavored popcorn.
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#523469 - 07/01/11 08:13 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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I never drink on Canada day anymore.
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#523470 - 07/01/11 08:32 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Is it bad luck? Nobody fuxking told me.
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#523472 - 07/02/11 12:20 AM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Naw, just the sheer stupidity of the night. I live in the Capital , so it's like X1000. That, and the fact I'm a tray jockey. I just am done with being in a bar after working the night.
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#523551 - 07/02/11 06:35 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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There will be lots of legal people in Weehawken Monday watching the Hudson fireworks.
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#523615 - 07/03/11 10:56 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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Gen, are you b.i.d, t.i.d or q.i.d on the Magnesium?
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#524157 - 07/10/11 12:57 AM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Just got in. Hung out with some old friends, and threw back about a dozen or so. Realized that we've all reached the age where alot of the crazy stories are from closer to 20 years ago than 10. Had a really good time though. If the definition of good friends was people you don't see for a number of years, then you pick up right from where you left off, I have many more than I thought. Very happy night.
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#524547 - 07/15/11 04:52 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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J.B.
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Who isn't drinking tonight?
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#524549 - 07/15/11 04:54 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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cl's going down like water. they pretty much are water but you know what i mean.
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#524557 - 07/15/11 06:00 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Who isn't drinking tonight? Me.
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#525238 - 07/22/11 03:34 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#525248 - 07/22/11 04:48 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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J.B.
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I'm there as soon as I install this new AC. The old one ain't hacking this 103 heat, to say nothing about the humidity.
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#525250 - 07/22/11 04:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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They're only designed to cool by about 20 degrees. It's been 85 in my house, during the day, for the last 18 days. My ac unit is about 15 years old so expect to fall dead any time now.
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#525255 - 07/22/11 05:34 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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So hot here even the tranny hookers are staying inside. just got back from a lame party where the only booze was bud light.
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#525257 - 07/22/11 05:41 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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J.B.
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Until a few minutes ago, it was too hot to drink, even for me.
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#525258 - 07/22/11 05:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Bud Light? Was it a Donkey Long party? That could be why there were no tranny hookers on the streets, they were otherwise employed.
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#525260 - 07/22/11 05:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#525262 - 07/22/11 06:26 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Bud Light? Was it a Donkey Long party? That could be why there were no tranny hookers on the streets, they were otherwise employed. It was just horrid. And they were charging for the beer. A frumpy girl standing beside a tip jar was demanding a $1. And who the fuck gets a birthday cake from costco for their guests? I left when the guy with a mohawk and shape-ups came in. lameness all around.
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#525267 - 07/22/11 06:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Sounds like Ryan would find it classy.
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#525270 - 07/22/11 06:53 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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shockingly i did see jean val jean there until he left as soon as he walked in. thats the first time i've ever seen that guy use his brain whereas i stayed around for an hour trying my new persona as an optimist.
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#525271 - 07/22/11 06:53 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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whiskey tonight bitchesszzzzsss
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#525314 - 07/23/11 04:43 AM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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I am, but my mate and the 2 Thai chicks we have holed up here have gone all fucking shuteye. Fucking lightweights. Some extra-loud Foo Fighters should fix that..
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#525334 - 07/23/11 09:09 AM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I've pretty much decided I'm going to. When we had to sell my folk's home, I ended up with the contents of their liquor cabinet. Stumbled over the boxes this morning in my storage unit.
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#525338 - 07/23/11 09:41 AM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Just make sure there are no floaties.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#527055 - 08/14/11 01:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Ketel One & Diet 7UP. Went to the Great Alaskan Bush Co. at 8pm. Ran into a tattooed Suicide Girl there who used to make coffee for me. Saw at least 3 girls dancing who either had baby-bumps or drink too much beer. Woke up in my car at 4am who no money in my pockets but the number of the hottest girl in the club. She kinda looks like a 22 year old Carmen Electra.
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#527084 - 08/15/11 12:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Everyone is hassling me to do a million shooters at my new gig but i can't imbibe until the 26th. It's annoying. Why the fuck am I bartending again....
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#528209 - 08/27/11 05:32 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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4.5 hours at the bar should be as much hurricane preparation as anyone needs. Bar owner was miserable because the cops told him everyone out by 10, so he had to get everyone out by 8:30, so he could have the 1.5 hours of clean up and closing. He cryin about losing Sat night receipts, like anyone going to be heading to the bar at 10.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#528840 - 09/03/11 01:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Adding to the things-to-not-to-do list: Vomit after you've recently consumed an iced mocha followed by lots of red wine. That combination doesn't come back up very nicely.
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#531301 - 10/09/11 12:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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kids got a tourney in mass this weekend... we hit the bruins/tampa game and i got my drunk irish on. sam adams brick red to be exact.
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#532208 - 10/21/11 06:11 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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I'm trying this tonight- Two Thumbs up. Next week Knob Creek Special reserve
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#532217 - 10/21/11 08:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Looks like I'm going to have to give up beer. The fucking shit spikes my sugar and then I feel like I've been anesthetized the next day. I practically faint after a meal. Wine doesn't seem to have the same effect. At least not to the same degree.
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#532251 - 10/21/11 09:41 PM
Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Looks like I'm going to have to give up beer. I think I'd work on the diet first. Life without beer, with all it's hops, malts and nuances would seem empty.
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#532283 - 10/22/11 09:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Wouldn't wine have more sugar?
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#532317 - 10/22/11 01:52 PM
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J.B.
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#532326 - 10/22/11 02:59 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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nevermind wallowing in the minutiae bdm. get yourself in shape and get back on the bottle like the rest of us.
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#532327 - 10/22/11 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Heh I'm not diabetic. [at least not yet] I have reactive hypoglycemia. My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all. Taters and beans wear me out ! It's good to be able to have a glass of wine in the evening though. Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !
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#532329 - 10/22/11 03:11 PM
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J.B.
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My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all... Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it ! Priorities: Porter > Pasta.
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#532336 - 10/22/11 04:53 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
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Heh I'm not diabetic. [at least not yet] I have reactive hypoglycemia. My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all. Taters and beans wear me out ! It's good to be able to have a glass of wine in the evening though. Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it ! Reactive hypoglycemia is a result of improper dietary habits. What works for you may not for others and vice versa. Often times an imbalance of miro-flora may be the cause for improper assimilation during the digestive process. Eating ample amounts of protein, tons of fiber (berries and veggies)and keep your complex carb intake to the size of the palm of your hand until you have it under control; all the while taking at least 8 billion of a probiotic should be sufficient enough to feel and notice a difference within a few days to a week. Also take into consideration what you are eating or have eaten at least an hour prior to drinking beer that makes you spike. Eating healthy vs. eating shitty and drinking are huge differences from one another. You will see once you do this.
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