You know what this world needs? Another POV blowjob video. I want porn whores to come over the my house, sign a release, allow me to rub my flaccid cock over their faces and in their mouths, collect $500 ($600 if I manage to produce enough spunk for them to swallow), and bug the fuck out.

Tell me, assuming you fucking degenerates know anything, what do I need to get started? A camera, a light, and some model release forms. Enough scratch to hire some tired, shot-out pron bitches.

How do I get a distributor to flog my worthless shit? Since it's going to be close to unwatcheable (given the quality of whore I can afford and the fact that it's hard for me to get my smallish dick hard), a percentage of the gross probably won't be too enticing.

Advice? Just hire whores, fuck the filming?

I wanna be the next Richard Moulton or Pop Eye.

Can Gia be my first star?