I made an awesome and easy tomato soup yesterday. This recipe is easy enough that not even Alex Panzer could fuck it up. The ingredients should be available anywhere and everywhere:

Panzer-Proof Cream-of-Tomato Soup

Two cups of chicken stock
One cup of heavy cream
One stick of butter (see where this is going?)
A fistfull of finely chopped-up fresh basil
One teaspoon of sugar
Two cans of diced tomatoes
Three fresh tomatoes, diced