Yes.

Skate Dork.

98 degrees here in LA. I'm in a light cotton twill plaid sleeveless dress and Sperrys/no socks.

The always stylish Canadian male pairs those sandals with jorts before going out to grill on his back porch on March 1st every year. He will wear this ensemble, and insist on having a barbecue even if there is still snow on the ground and the temperatures are freezing.

Live a little Gia. Hit us w/ an upskirt. You know you wanna.

It's below the knee. I like going preppy in the Summer.

Gia, would you please pop my collar?? I've been waiting a long time.

Please name the whore, Brandon. And rate her rack.

And rate the flavor of her asshole on a scale of 1-5.

M'lady's name is Kitty Cat and you can see all of her in the frame grabs here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandon...oadmymouth-com/

Her ass was delicious and her boobs are amazing. Great girl to meet.

I kinda like that one. Was that shot while you were in Greece by any chance? The whitewashed walls and simple wooden furniture have the look of your typical tourist apartment there.

No. I met Kitty in Budapest.

I know you don't talk specifics, but which of these countries you've been to in the past year or so has the cheapest rates for decent looking hookers porn actresses.

I think most producers like going to Budapest and/or Prague. It's all about the organization.

I thought it was the European one with a Scandinavian porn name who got offered by her carry-along pimp here once.

Frankie, I was blessed with some weird power of non-stinkyness. I rarely sweat, and I never stink. No body odor from under the arms or in the feetz. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a man, and if I don't shower daily, I will get stinky in the ballz/ass region, but hey, I'm only human. It's 106 degrees here, I wear no deoderant, and somehow, I just don't stink. Maybe it's the American Indian blood. I'm not sure.

I haven't skated in 17 years. More like "poser dork".

consider yourself in the lucky minority,regardless of how much of an oxy moron that is.

just watched a doc oln beautiful souls in Cuba. Apparently, when it comes to foreigners, all Cuban women are BSs.

Bullshitters?

a trip to the D.R. is a wish the heart makes: greatness, at any cost. when I’m making my consumption choices, I employ a discerning eye to seek out the crummiest, flimsiest, and crappiest of everything. the condo right above the dumpster. the annie cruz compilation dvd. if it isn’t the worst possible choice, I can't be bothered. because I probably can’t afford it.

the place is a lot like childhood or minimum security prison: they talk about it like its magical when you're in it you can't wait to get out. the urinary tract infection of vacation destinations with the added benefit law enforcement is both weak and corrupt. an opulent folk small in stature, smaller in mind, culturally bankrupt, around midnight they come out and set off a lot of firecrackers to celebrate their legacy of colonial shame.

the viagra brigade predators aren't difficult to spot: pair of overweight euro or american men age 60-70 having time of their lives in a bar while with a few bored or scared 13 y/o brown girls or boys, - the poverty which impels crack users to thieve is also relevant to those families who sell their childrens' services.

Do's & Don'ts section

DO take recent photographs of your children with you so it will be easier to identify and claim their bodies later.

DONT let the wife or g/f pack anything shiny, it can stir up a response with the natives. earrings or foil wrappers = exploratory bite. watch = machete & bye bye hand. sparkly shoes or handbag and its stab-stab-stab, she staggers, stab-stab, now she's looking at her hand like 'is that blood', stab-stab, she drops, stab-stab-stab, stab, and its "thank you very much julius ceasar and my goodness aren't these shoes look lovely - size 8? yes? no? yes? no? maybe? can I get a hint?"

excellent scuba, btw.

* the preceding was, again, sarcasm masking deep hurt.

I feel your pain.