Looks like hes trying to get back into the US

Don't bother me. I'm eating.

her crap.

I prefer to call it her anus. It's a rubbery little ring, sort of like calamari.

Isn't that Donny Long's boat the SS Shanty Shack?

No, it's the turnip truck you fell off of. I found it in Cuba and I wanted to send it to you.

Brandon, you should post a thread in the Talent For Hire section. Performers are safe there from being attacked and brow beaten by the unwashed masses. If you are slick enough about it, Have2 might bash you in there, and you'll get to box him.

Just post a thread looking for work, outside the USA, and mention how you are an award winning director and performer. That should be enough to bait him. I'll lob some pitches to you in there, to help the troll along.

Tell yer boy Knox too. He might not be talented, but he was talent. You two fruits are bullet proof in Talent For Hire. Just keep it quiet so no one gets wise to the plot.

I am already working for the best company in the business: Brandon Iron Productions. It was a gruelling decades-long screening process but I made the cut.

Yer no fun.

OK. I'll make a first draft.

Horny, short, mild-mannered Canadian man seeks to be taken seriously when he says he wishes to be paid to smell women's feet. Both nostrils fully functioning. Prefers pedicured women with high arches. D and D free.

Sweet, put that in Talent For Hire, and we can get this going. You can skewer any poster you want, as long as you are in Talent For Hire, they can't say anything bad about you.

With all the people complaining about the rules, you really should take advantage of them to help balance things out.

I use the animosity to fuel my libido. Honestly, I would have quit in 2006 had in not been for my friends on this board.

I dedicate this week's hole plugging to have2cit.

No D and D. No dungeons and dragons. So Kink is out.

Quit stealing my thunder! I was setting up that joke exactly that way. You robbed me of my moment in the spotlight.

Your thunder is safe.

Not the thunder from down under. It's more of a light storm these days.

Marilyn Manson?

have a whore call your dick baby mel in the next video.

Most of my ladyfriends cannot speak the english language.

And as soon as they learn English you gotta dump em'.

Again with the poorly blocked photos. Why didn't you use the still that we can see on the camera? We could have had tits and ass, but all we get is ass and your profile.

^^^ Why do you want to see Brandon's tits?

The photo I originally posted is fine. Please look at page 1.

so youre in agreement most of your talent shouldnt be seen above the waist?

Your posts are a waste....of time. Mine.....yours.....everyone who reads them.

brandon youre my gay lover and ive taken this joking too far and hurt your feelings.im going to give you my phone number so we can talk about our feelings and how we can improve your porn.

I cannot afford a phone at this time and rely on Skype for my calls. I'm not joking.

i was joking about giving you my number.get a trac phone lil buddy.30 bucks for 3 months useage.if youre unpopular like me/dont gab on the phone like a teenage girl, youll have lots of extra minutes.

Not happening. A phone is just an electronic leash for people with jobs, places to go. and people to meet.

have you ever dropped loads while skyping with a whore you were going to book?

No, but I do it every 2nd or 3rd day with a sweet Irish lassie who lives in Dublin.

Is that a Jonni Darkko flick or one from Bobbi Starr?

No kidding. I'd like to know too. Hot hot hot.

I'm praying Darkko puts out the next Suck It Dry or Wet Food volume. Those are killer series.

Except that it still looks like you are eating Marilyn Manson's ass. I know measurement units are a little different with the metric system but if you are going to eat ass the idea is to eat someone's with bigger tits than yours.

im guessing bobbi starr.

but in darkko news siri is going to be in the next pov juggfuckers.tets.

Did you get consent from that girl's parents to post the pic??

not that siri,i meant the big tit one.

the legal age in Cuba is 12...So hes in the clear..

She's also going to be in the next Fuck My Tits (still no trailer):

I've been into Siri lately. Saw her in a great Digital Playground scene.

I'd like to be into Siri.

Ask her if it's raining.

She a squirter?

hot!