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#558991 - 07/09/12 11:50 AM I had another incident
Richard Hungwell Offline
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I had another incident..

I don't think This isn't going to end well..Had a bit of an incident at the annual fourth of july staff party.One of the guys at work usually has a pool party and all the staff and families come,, there can be up to a hundred people there
A buddy of mine and his big titted secratary started getting primed fairly early 10 am or so,, the party wasn't untill four ..So needless to say by party time we were catching a good buzz and we continued to do a lot of coke and other drugs as the night went on..I dropped something around 8'30 that fucked me up but good..

I was just having fun so i thought i would use my cock as a string puppet..I was in the change house changing out of my swim trunks...
So i took of my clothes tied a string around my cock and decided to go have a walk around and have my cock say hello to everyone[in my best mr Bill voice]...
Needless to say this was not a real good idea...The police were called i was arrested etc etc..!!
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#558992 - 07/09/12 12:04 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
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Where is La Flama Blanca?
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#558995 - 07/09/12 12:26 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
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Getting too wiped at company functions, even the unofficial ones, is always a bad idea.
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#558997 - 07/09/12 12:53 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
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At least you didn't shoot it. You didn't did you?

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#559007 - 07/09/12 03:17 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
gia jordan Offline
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I thought the post title meant you shit your pants.

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#559010 - 07/09/12 04:08 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
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I thought I was the only one who referred to a bad pants-shitting as an "incident". grin

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#559011 - 07/09/12 04:32 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
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I think maybe bachelorette and swinger parties are the only parties where it's acceptable to whip out your little puppet show.

In most cases no one wants to see your cock, dood.

Lesson learned. Next time ask a friend.
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#559019 - 07/09/12 06:21 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
Jerkules Offline
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Last time I walked around a party with my cock out, a stoner came up to me and asked if I had any more shrooms.
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#559031 - 07/09/12 07:51 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
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lol is that for real?^
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#559032 - 07/09/12 08:02 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
Jerkules Offline
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Probably not, Hungwell always makes these crazy claims in the Cage.
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#559035 - 07/09/12 08:32 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
Bornyo Offline
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I call bullshit...there's no arrest record.

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#559037 - 07/09/12 09:25 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Probably not, Hungwell always makes these crazy claims in the Cage.
actually i was responding to your post.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#559040 - 07/09/12 09:58 PM Re: I had another incident [Re: Richard Hungwell]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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I know. I love it when you set me up like that, though.

My story aint true. Showing off my cock aint gonna help the cause any. I'm better off waiting until the last moment to show a broad my cock, so I get to witness a full expression of disappointment.
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