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#301158 - 01/04/09 11:41 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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my pie!


i can't flute for shit, obvs




I'd loooooooove to taste your pie. And you can flute me anytime....
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#301159 - 01/04/09 11:44 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Can anyone say "American Pie"
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#301160 - 01/04/09 11:51 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Every week I fill two large Tupperware containers with a salad. I eat one right away for dinner, and a couple days later I take the other to work for lunch, or eat it for dinner. Today is typical, I went to the upscale market and got organic lettuce, cucumber, broccoli, and a bell pepper. I also got the best olives I could find, and some cheese. I use just a little salad dressing. I change ingredients seasonally, or if something looks really good. Suggestions welcomed.

I also eat a raw organic carrot almost every night, eat brown rice, and get the kick-ass miso soup at the Vietnamese restaurant at least once a week. Workday breakfasts are shredded wheat and soy milk. I hope the XPT PWE (Porn Whore Emeritus) approves.

Vegetarian, or anything else, is not that difficult. Most families and singles have about 10 or so evening meals they keep going through over and over. Just start replacing some of those with whatever new thing you are experimenting with. I've tried macrobiotics, but it is too hard for single and lazy. But I learned a lot and eat healthier now. I started as a junk food vegetarian, but after the heart attack I started to try to eat better.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#301161 - 01/04/09 11:55 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I hear you. I am trying to back in shape after cancer and chemo and it is a pain. Too many bags of chips and hot dogs. LOL How did you get over the taste of soy milk? I tried it once and puked in the sink.
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#301162 - 01/04/09 12:09 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I only use milk for cereal, so it wasn't hard to switch.

I am lucky, my cancer got caught early and surgery got it all. No chemo, no radiation. I am also lucky I stay at an appropriate weight for my height, without a lot of effort.

Big helps - my main beverage is coffee, and I don't really like sweets. My favorite snack/dessert is a dill pickle. But I need more exercise in the winter.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#301163 - 01/04/09 12:17 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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That's great about the cancer being operable. My biggest problem is portion control and learning to cook. I'm the typical american male. If it's a bag or can I'll eat it. I literally have no idea how to cook real food. Always ate in the mess hall on base and now am forced at 39 to learn how to feed myself. Am reading a lot of different book and everyone has a different opinion on how the body works and how to get back into shape.
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#301164 - 01/04/09 12:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Hey CK, I did da cancer dance too! No chemo, though just radiation. The best thing I ever did was read Bill Phillip's Body For Life. Easy to follow workouts, easy to follow eating advice. I try and get a little more technical with the eating, but this book is an excellent place to start.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_for_Life

This shit works, yo...


Edited by tattypatty (01/04/09 12:27 PM)
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#301165 - 01/04/09 12:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I've heard about Body for life but have not read it yet. The new apartment complex I'm moving into has a fitness center that I can start using. Granted its all machines instead of free weights but it does have some cardio stuff as well
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#301166 - 01/04/09 12:35 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Sounds like you are doing well, too. Don't deny that. About the cooking -

Keep it simple, but accept most days you will need an hour and some effort.

Always clean up the same day, so you don't get overwhelmed. Keep the kitchen an inviting place to work.

Get what you need to have leftovers, Tupperware, wrapping foil, whatever. Make leftovers a part of the plan. If you make, say, spaghetti, realize you will have enough for two or three meals, and go with it. Leftovers are essential for single folks, makes it worth the effort, and reduces the effort on leftover day.

Use paper plates, single pot meals, etc. when you can.

Many recipes can be made without all the ingredients called for. Use the spices you like. Play around a little, when you make something you like, incorporate it into the 10 meals I mentioned earlier.

Get a good, healthy breakfast that is easy to work with, and stick to it.

Lunches can be two simple sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and that works well if you go out to a restaurant with friends once or twice a week.

If you don't want to eat it, don't put it in the cart. Do some thinking before heading to the grocery, and try to exercise discipline when you are in there. If it isn't in the cart, you don't get it at home.

A couple times a week, you can say fuck it, but keep your core diet healthy.

Exercise. Find something fun. I used to play softball, now my dog hikes me in the woods. And I get off my ass and work around the house.

Most important, keep that kitchen clean, so when you feel like cooking, you can go get creative without having to battle. The sink is the most important, keep the sink absolutely clean. Don't leave the house with a dirty sink.

Not that I am a perfect role model, but these are things that work for me. Simple common sense trumps all the fancy stuff you may read.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#301167 - 01/04/09 12:39 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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This may sound kinda stupid but my doc told me to get about 20 - 30 grams of fiber a day to help lower my cholestorol. How the hell do you eat 30 grams of fiber in a day?
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#301168 - 01/04/09 12:46 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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My shredded wheat portion has about 10g. A slice of whole wheat bread is 2-3g. So, my breakfast and lunch have me at about 20g already. Veggies, brown rice, pasta, etc. up it a whole bunch. Whole grains are very good. So is popcorn.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#301169 - 01/04/09 01:15 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Do any of you know a good website or book that will show me the machine weight equivilent of free weights? Most of the exercises I see are based on using dumbells or barbells not machines.
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#301170 - 01/04/09 01:48 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Do they have any kind of cable machine? I prefer them to other machine weights. You should find a gym with free weights, though. Quite a difference. Oh and I'm doing that Mexican rollup thing with whole grain tortillas again. Fuck it's good...
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#301171 - 01/04/09 01:54 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Oh and I'm doing that Mexican rollup thing with whole grain tortillas again. Fuck it's good...




There is a couple of mexican cuties here in Texas I wouldn't mind doing that with.

What's in the tortillas you make?
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#301172 - 01/04/09 02:02 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I try and do either ground turkey or bison, but it's a lean ground beef night tonight (no car, bus strike = no options). I found this fucking great salsa made by Herdez. It is without peer...


Did you lose a lot of weight after treatment? I know another great book for getting your size up. Oh, and after surgery and radiation my first machine bench press was 60(!) pounds. Talk about a humbling experience....
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#301173 - 01/04/09 02:06 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Nope. I was one of those who gained massive amounts because of treatments. I went from 155 to 112 because of the lymphoma and then up to 232 because of chemo and overeating. Everyone who came into that damn hospital room took one look at me at 112 and started stuffing food down my pie-hole They meant well but I really don't think anyone believed I was going to make it so the just said WTF.
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#301174 - 01/04/09 02:13 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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They meant well but I really don't think anyone believed I was going to make it so the just said WTF.




They should have been giving you blowjobs.....
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#301175 - 01/04/09 02:13 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Anybody know where I can get Myoplex cheaper than their own store or GNC?
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#301176 - 01/04/09 02:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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There is some serious multigrain bread out there with large amounts of fiber. Add the olive oil and omega 3 oils and the good chol. should go up while the bad goes down.
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#301177 - 01/04/09 02:46 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Pollo Alla Romana (Chicken Roman-style)...

I've made something similar with sauvignon blanc (reduced) instead of the vinegar and olives in lieu of anchovies. Great stuff.
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#301178 - 01/04/09 03:12 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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my pie!


i can't flute for shit, obvs




Shooting 2 girls and 1 pie today. We need props.
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#301179 - 01/04/09 03:26 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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There is some serious multigrain bread out there with large amounts of fiber. Add the olive oil and omega 3 oils and the good chol. should go up while the bad goes down.





Live sprouted bread is the healthiest and extremely god sent tasty. Try looking for Ezekial Bread. I even have hardcore fast food addict friends that LOVE that bread.
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#301180 - 01/04/09 03:36 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I hear you. I am trying to back in shape after cancer and chemo and it is a pain. Too many bags of chips and hot dogs. LOL How did you get over the taste of soy milk? I tried it once and puked in the sink.




SOY MILK IS UNHEALTHY

Have some edamame at sushi, fine, but ditch the soy milk. Thank goodness it tastes like shit. You're better off with Rice Milk or Almond Milk. The Almond Breeze 40 calories one is delicious. I make vanilla pudding with it.

Basically, soy milk is insanely processed and has a shit ton of synthetic estrogen in it which screw up your thyroid and slow down the metabolism. I also hate the commercials with soy products for pre-menopausal women. Women don't lose estrogen as they age. They lose PROGESTERONE. Totally different. Actually, excess levels of estrogen are carcinegenic. Not sure if I spelled carcinigenic right.
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#301181 - 01/04/09 03:40 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Sounds like you are doing well, too. Don't deny that. About the cooking -

Keep it simple, but accept most days you will need an hour and some effort.

Always clean up the same day, so you don't get overwhelmed. Keep the kitchen an inviting place to work.

Get what you need to have leftovers, Tupperware, wrapping foil, whatever. Make leftovers a part of the plan. If you make, say, spaghetti, realize you will have enough for two or three meals, and go with it. Leftovers are essential for single folks, makes it worth the effort, and reduces the effort on leftover day.

Use paper plates, single pot meals, etc. when you can.

Many recipes can be made without all the ingredients called for. Use the spices you like. Play around a little, when you make something you like, incorporate it into the 10 meals I mentioned earlier.

Get a good, healthy breakfast that is easy to work with, and stick to it.

Lunches can be two simple sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and that works well if you go out to a restaurant with friends once or twice a week.

If you don't want to eat it, don't put it in the cart. Do some thinking before heading to the grocery, and try to exercise discipline when you are in there. If it isn't in the cart, you don't get it at home.

A couple times a week, you can say fuck it, but keep your core diet healthy.

Exercise. Find something fun. I used to play softball, now my dog hikes me in the woods. And I get off my ass and work around the house.

Most important, keep that kitchen clean, so when you feel like cooking, you can go get creative without having to battle. The sink is the most important, keep the sink absolutely clean. Don't leave the house with a dirty sink.

Not that I am a perfect role model, but these are things that work for me. Simple common sense trumps all the fancy stuff you may read.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




AWESOME advice! I used to eat off smaller dishes and use chopsticks to slow down my eating and portion control. It worked. Another thing that helps is to have no beverages with meals or only water. So much of hunger is really dehydration. Get more fresh, juicy fruits in your diet throughout the day, too.
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#301182 - 01/04/09 03:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Can someone explain to me why apples, oranges, and grapes are wonderful but God strike you dead if you drink grape juice etc...
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#301183 - 01/04/09 03:52 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Why drink grape juice when you can have grapes? Kinda like how why would I drink a guy's cum from a glass when I can suck it right off his cock?

Regarding fruit juices...all those fruit juices, yes, even if they SAY 100% real natural juice ARE JUST ALL SUGAR NOW even if they say no sugar added. It's because they had to be pasturized in order to sit on the shelf at the grocery store. Yes, this includes brands like Naked, Odwalla, etc. That pasturization process just negated all the nutrition that was once inside.
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#301184 - 01/04/09 03:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Kinda like how why would I drink a guy's cum from a glass when I can suck it right off his cock?




DAMN!!! Why can't I find a personal trainer here in dallas like you Gia?
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#301185 - 01/04/09 04:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Didn't realize that about the pasturization process. But by God I'll get this whole nutrition thing mastered. I am also considering taking a cooking class at Whole Foods when they have their next one come up


Edited by Chemo Kid (01/04/09 04:05 PM)
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#301186 - 01/04/09 04:08 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Quote:

Quote:

Kinda like how why would I drink a guy's cum from a glass when I can suck it right off his cock?




DAMN!!! Why can't I find a personal trainer here in dallas like you Gia?




HA! I love Dallas. I lived there for 3 months and danced at Club House. I know more about eating than I do about fitness. Not sure if we'd get much done if I was a trainer. I've been lazy the past week, but I think I'm just gonna crank up some Venom on the ipod and run down the streets of Beverly Hills. I love running in picturesque places with trees and cool houses. Last time I went running with my friend E, he picked up some hot cougar and banged the fuck out of her while I ate all the blueberries in her fridge.
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#301187 - 01/04/09 04:14 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Didn't realize that about the pasturization process. But by God I'll get this whole nutrition thing mastered. I am also considering taking a cooking class at Whole Foods when they have their next one come up




I've always wanted to do that. Lemme know how it goes. So jealous!
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#301188 - 01/04/09 04:18 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Not sure if I spelled carcinigenic right.




carcinogenic
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#301189 - 01/04/09 04:20 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Thanks, dude! It wasn't coming up in my spellcheck.
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#301190 - 01/04/09 05:01 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Thanks to everyone for all the food advice, Gia, we have no trader joe's here in texas. I'll try to find the Ezekiel Bread at Whole Foods
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#301191 - 01/04/09 05:30 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I get the Ezkiel wraps on occasion. I think they have spelt in them. They have a kwazy kwistian kwote on the front. I've made up a whole little narrative in my head that they're some commune a la the Branch Davidians. I really gotta get a life...
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#301192 - 01/05/09 12:57 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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BBQ Chicken Snacks which are my dinner like every night for the past 4 months.

Nutritional Info
Serving size: 1 rice cake with toppings
Calories 100, Total Fat 2.5g

Total Guilt 75% out of 100%.



I make mine without cheese.



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#301193 - 01/05/09 01:36 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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BBQ Chicken Snacks which are my dinner like every night for the past 4 months.

Nutritional Info
Serving size: 1 rice cake with toppings
Calories 100, Total Fat 2.5g

Total Guilt 75% out of 100%.



I make mine without cheese.






Every night for 4 months?

Are you shitting out eggs and clucking yet ?

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#301194 - 01/05/09 02:36 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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LoL, I do eat other stuff too, like bananas and strawberries and brocolli almost everyday, but ricecakes at only 30 cal per serving are always in my daily menu. It was a great replacement for carbs. DOnt get me wrong I unfortunately am human and occasionally and very spontaniously will binge on crap like Jack In The Box, Tacos, cake, chocolate, KFC (Ted like it too.), and plain garbage. These binges can last up to a week or just a day. But In-N-Out I will NEVER ever say no to.
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#301195 - 01/05/09 08:05 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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In-N-Out




Is that sex or food?
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#301196 - 01/05/09 02:38 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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FOOD! but it might aswell be sex.


And yes the food really does look like this.

I usually have my burger protein style but if I feel like I deserve it I treat myself to a regular burger with bun. Best foood ever!


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#301197 - 01/05/09 02:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I think I've heard allusions to them in movies. I haven't been in California since 1975, I think. Don't remember going to any.

Looks VERY good.
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#301198 - 01/05/09 02:47 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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I usually have my burger protein style




Eh? What does that mean? I like to eat burgers but I've never heard of that.
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#301199 - 01/05/09 02:49 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Quote:

I usually have my burger protein style




Eh? What does that mean? I like to eat burgers but I've never heard of this.




Without carbs, i.e., the thick bun.
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#301200 - 01/05/09 02:54 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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This is protein style.

It's just as satisfying if not better than with a bun and without the all the guilt.


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#301201 - 01/05/09 02:58 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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#301202 - 01/05/09 03:24 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Corned beef boiled with cabbage, carrots, potatoes and parsnips. Drinking Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale while the meat boils.
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#301203 - 01/05/09 03:43 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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baked cavatappi with mini-meatballs and homemade jelly doughnuts for dessert
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#301204 - 01/05/09 04:00 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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baked cavatappi with mini-meatballs and homemade jelly doughnuts for dessert



What's your secret way of making meatballs?

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#301205 - 01/05/09 04:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Registered: 04/14/06
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What's your secret way of making meatballs?




If she told you it wouldn't be a secret.
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#301206 - 01/05/09 04:28 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
Chemo Kid Offline
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Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
Fuck!! I really have to take cooking classes. Just reading all this make me cry. Hey I can open the box and put it the microwave just doesn't cut it anymore.
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#301207 - 01/10/09 03:11 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight?
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Fried tortellini with fried sauerkraut:



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