Monica Foster
Rest in Peace








Her account anyway. And all her posts, except where she was quoted. So much lunatic gold lost. So many lulz perished in a quick digital fire.

We are now left without a great XPT story. A tale of a doe eyed, smokin hot black woman's journey to become a full blown, washed out, paranoid loon. She started out in Talent For Hire, dipping her toe into what would become an Industry of Evil, to her.

She went on to many memorable posts in the General Porn Talk forum. Many highlights were posted during box wine induce spin cycles on Friday nights. The old quote, "there's nothing like being a negro on Friday night" held true for Miss Foster, because there was nothing like watching her meltdown after a long week of work.

She earned respect, not because of her words, but because of her persistence and that fine black ass. Her words, they earned her the moniker of Coco Loco. It was never meant to ridicule, it was a playful term of affection.

Sadly it seems her demise started in the GPT's New Mod thread. It took her a week to notice it, but when she did, on a Friday night, I knew it would be good. She lashed out, then disappeared into the darkness, but why?

Not why was she angry, but why was she deaded? Why were the past and future lulz ripped from us? Why would our googly eyed Goddess of Crazy be removed from our warm embrace?

Did she demand it? Did she take the paperchase route and muther fuck Steve until he had enough? Did she threaten someone with buttseks rape and death? What was it that forced the trigger to be pulled, and the lulz we loved to be lost?

You will be missed Coco. From the bottom of my heart, you will be missed.

I'm waiting for Bornyo, Fwoofie and Monkey to blame it on me, since they blame all their failures and everything else on me anyway.

Has anyone checked the LA County Sheriff's office? Neither Dykstra nor PWL got her to shut down, but an arrest might.

She tweeted 2 hours ago, so she aint locked up. Only Steve has the answer. I figured speculation would be fun, and a nice send off is the least I could do for all the crazy she's given the board.

Maybe we could go around the room and have people post their favorite Coco Moment?

I have 2 and they are both recent. One was when she threatened to ass rape me with her strap on, and I used that threat to use her brand of arguing against her. My other fave was when she lashed out at Lucky recently, in the LIB Blind Item Revealed thread.

Hmmm, and then there's that mysterious disappearing coco loco post I'm sure no one will admit to deleting.

Lucky as in Germy Steal's ex?

Also, I'm amazed you got that post in before pipsqueak could get a word in.

Dude, all of her posts have been deleted. Check the user list for her name, gone.

Yes, Germy's ex.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=556426#Post556426

The only way that could have hapened is if Steve Paperchased her.

Would someone not in the sanctimonious circle-jerk running this joint bitch slap him?

Hey Steve, I think you're an asshole.

Gonna ban me for that?

Gonna delete my account for that?

Then do it. You're the absolute worst thing that ever happened to this place.

Fucknuts.

I spend all that time typin and make shit nice, and you didn't even read it

I read it. I agree with it. This is the place that's supposed to be against this sort of behavior, unless, of course you piss off Steve or Lord Bornyo. Or their flunkies.

Which means, of course they're no better than ADT. Which, when you make an ADT reg a mod, makes perfect sense.

Think I'm wrong, let's test it:

Don't delete his account, please. That shit fucks up the continuity of the board, and should only be done in cases of impending litigation. Which was a point I was going to make when a response from above came.

What, she's suing?

Heh, if that's the case, they oughta let her continue posting and let her make their case for 'em.

No goat lawyer will give you that advice.

Dude, only thing Steve did, since he got here, that I disagreed with was Paperchase. Shoulda boxed him for 30, and see if he'd stop cluttering up the place w/ Brandon hate. Not that I am against hating Brandon, I am just against doing it in every thread.

We don't know why Coco was deleted. She coulda pissed Steve off, or she coulda asked for it. That is the reason I asked.

I doubt it. I was just saying if someone was threatened with litigation or their posts here could be used against them in litigation, then I would be OK with deleteing an account. If it is just because of butthurt, then no way delete their posts.

No way Paperchase should have been banned, boxed or deleted. But that's the "new" XPT for you. Endorsed by Lord Bornyo himself.

Jerky, Butthurt has been the management style here for quite a while.

Eh, I'da boxed him, if I had the chance. I liked the dude, but chasing BI though every thread was annoying. At least if it was contained in one or 2 they could have been ignored. A week, 2 weeks.

Now post me your favorite Coco moment and get this thread back on track.

Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, but taking shots at Brandon is, by default, taking shots at mgmt, which this place was supposed to have had thicker skin about.

Clearly, this is no longer the case.

Fuck, my favorite Coco Loco moment? This would be a lot easier if Steve wasn't such a pussy and I'd have her archive to pick from.

I can't define a specific post, but, to me, the ultimate Coco moment was when she discovered all her newfound friends at PWL turned on her. To me, that's the moment when an already loony broad got pushed over the edge.

Quality pick, JB.

She had been coming here to bad mouth us, talking about her new found friends. Then Donkey turned on her, when she wouldn't post the Dykstra check on his site. And she ran back here looking for a shoulder to cry on.

With her it has always been, her closest friend is her next enemy.

Yeah, there were probably some specific posts that we could poll about, but, thanks to Steve, Lord Bornyo and the current mod squad, we'll never know.

Wait, did she ever actually post the check?

Yeah, she put it on one of her own sites. Hold on, I'll search my archives.

Another Famous Monica Moment, as our tribute rolls on.....





For Comparison:
remember this card was probably one of hundreds signed that day



Other Samples, to display that a signature is an evolving thing

According to Lenny, it was a forged signature:

“F*** that wh***e! … She forged a check from a bank account that has been closed for years. This is some f*****g black wh**e trying to make money off of me.”

Looks like she's still got Porn Star Hooker Alert still up. Now she's slamming Rebecca Linares for possible herpes infection.

Come on, all the people he ripped off, and you believe him? They were leasing cars w/ bogus docs. I'm sure he had boxes of old checks around from failed businesses. Not like she broke into his house to steal a blank check. A better quote would have been, "A thousand?!? That whore isn't in the Top 50 of my greatest rip offs."

Someone tweet that whore a link to our sponsor.

Nice. Jerky is the Anti-Steve.

I've always liked Lenny. He was a Mets' great, a carwash millionaire and a legendary investor. How could you not trust this guy?

On the field, I agree. He was a great Met, and one of the reasons I respected that Phillies team that won the pennant in 1993. He ripped off a shit ton of people afterwards though.

The groundskeepers always hated Dykstra b/c he was one of the few players who chewed tobacco and he'd stain the fucking grass up with chaw.

I'm gonna guess that he probably didn't give a shit.

They away teams always complained in Philly, that they would slip in the juice spots. The old Veteran's Stadium had a shitty turf.

Perhaps posting about a certain older woman (who brought her daughter into porn and shot scenes with her) had something to do with it. Grandma Diana BigHouse...

I find it hard to believe she's got 57.5 K followers.

Maybe she does and she don't need XPT anymore. That would suck.

If a mod drunkenly stumbles through here, can I put an ad up in Talent For Hire, searching for another lean, colored board whore w/ a fine ass? I need a mod to sticky it, or its not worth typing.

How 'bout you just get the current mods to pull their heads out of their asses and let our original crazy bitch back.

Nah, wait. Forget that. You'd have better luck getting Monica back on her meds than you would getting them fuckers to pull their heads out of their asses. Forget I suggested it.

Wait. somebody banned monica? why? if we're banning people now just because they're crazy, that means now we'll never get ANY porn chicks on here. kinda an exaggeration but yeah

(typed on my phone at ashley blue's party. ashley says hi)

oh my, she's over there on twitter playing bad 90s club bangers. monica, please at least google some paul van dyke if you want the euro techno that circa.

We haven't gotten an answer whether she was banned or she demanded her account be deleted.

P.S. Tell her happy birthday and tell her to take a snap of yer dumper for us. Thanks.

heh... you silly bitches. really?.

jerky would this be the first time this year you weren't in touch with steve anytime something went down?.

Like I said the speculation would be fun.

I only contact Steve when the site goes down. I don't wanna pester the guy.

Now what is your favorite Coco Moment?

this one.

its funny how you mentioned litigation in regards to his account. wheres that suicide smiley?.

what?. we're all thinking it.

That was a general statement, not directed at anyone in particular.

Since it has been so long, I'm gonna throw my guess out there. I figure Coco flipped her lid when she finally realized TRPWL was made a mod and demanded her account be killed. Why the whole thing was deleted, I don't know, but it was the wrong move.

Why the wrong move? Because in 2 weeks when she is sober and needs to bash someone, or drum up traffic, she will be back. Just like she came back the last time she she got butt hurt and left, and the time before that, etc. The difference will be that she is going to try to re write history, and there will be no evidence to show she is full of shit.

I hope there is a back up or something that Steve can save her posts from, so when she comes back to post they can be restored.

actually it was a response to a stupid move that was made for the sake of gaining attention. some would call it a tantrum.

his problems aren't yours and the days of pacifying him are over.

I'd call it a perfectly reasonable question, given the the Stephish direction this board's been going in.

Or maybe we've all decided to "test" Mr. Perfect.

yes you would call it that. welcome to your nightmare.

It is the same feeling I have about Coco's and Paperchase's posts being deleted. If the trading of "go fuck yourself"s goes to far you ban them, don't delete the posts.

jerky... are you once again pretending you don't know what happened to the monica account?.

its got nothing to do with "go fuck yourselfs".

What, did Jerky hijack Steve's account now?

Who you gonna blame next? Paperchase? That's it. He's been plotting his revenge for months.

Jerky, don't respond to this. You don't want me to "drag you into anything."