Monica Foster
Rest in Peace








Her account anyway. And all her posts, except where she was quoted. So much lunatic gold lost. So many lulz perished in a quick digital fire.

We are now left without a great XPT story. A tale of a doe eyed, smokin hot black woman's journey to become a full blown, washed out, paranoid loon. She started out in Talent For Hire, dipping her toe into what would become an Industry of Evil, to her.

She went on to many memorable posts in the General Porn Talk forum. Many highlights were posted during box wine induce spin cycles on Friday nights. The old quote, "there's nothing like being a negro on Friday night" held true for Miss Foster, because there was nothing like watching her meltdown after a long week of work.

She earned respect, not because of her words, but because of her persistence and that fine black ass. Her words, they earned her the moniker of Coco Loco. It was never meant to ridicule, it was a playful term of affection.

Sadly it seems her demise started in the GPT's New Mod thread. It took her a week to notice it, but when she did, on a Friday night, I knew it would be good. She lashed out, then disappeared into the darkness, but why?

Not why was she angry, but why was she deaded? Why were the past and future lulz ripped from us? Why would our googly eyed Goddess of Crazy be removed from our warm embrace?

Did she demand it? Did she take the paperchase route and muther fuck Steve until he had enough? Did she threaten someone with buttseks rape and death? What was it that forced the trigger to be pulled, and the lulz we loved to be lost?

You will be missed Coco. From the bottom of my heart, you will be missed.

I'm waiting for Bornyo, Fwoofie and Monkey to blame it on me, since they blame all their failures and everything else on me anyway.

Has anyone checked the LA County Sheriff's office? Neither Dykstra nor PWL got her to shut down, but an arrest might.

She tweeted 2 hours ago, so she aint locked up. Only Steve has the answer. I figured speculation would be fun, and a nice send off is the least I could do for all the crazy she's given the board.

Maybe we could go around the room and have people post their favorite Coco Moment?

I have 2 and they are both recent. One was when she threatened to ass rape me with her strap on, and I used that threat to use her brand of arguing against her. My other fave was when she lashed out at Lucky recently, in the LIB Blind Item Revealed thread.

Hmmm, and then there's that mysterious disappearing coco loco post I'm sure no one will admit to deleting.

Lucky as in Germy Steal's ex?

Also, I'm amazed you got that post in before pipsqueak could get a word in.

Dude, all of her posts have been deleted. Check the user list for her name, gone.

Yes, Germy's ex.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=556426#Post556426

The only way that could have hapened is if Steve Paperchased her.

Would someone not in the sanctimonious circle-jerk running this joint bitch slap him?

Hey Steve, I think you're an asshole.

Gonna ban me for that?

Gonna delete my account for that?

Then do it. You're the absolute worst thing that ever happened to this place.

Fucknuts.

I spend all that time typin and make shit nice, and you didn't even read it

I read it. I agree with it. This is the place that's supposed to be against this sort of behavior, unless, of course you piss off Steve or Lord Bornyo. Or their flunkies.

Which means, of course they're no better than ADT. Which, when you make an ADT reg a mod, makes perfect sense.

Think I'm wrong, let's test it:

Don't delete his account, please. That shit fucks up the continuity of the board, and should only be done in cases of impending litigation. Which was a point I was going to make when a response from above came.

What, she's suing?

Heh, if that's the case, they oughta let her continue posting and let her make their case for 'em.

No goat lawyer will give you that advice.

Dude, only thing Steve did, since he got here, that I disagreed with was Paperchase. Shoulda boxed him for 30, and see if he'd stop cluttering up the place w/ Brandon hate. Not that I am against hating Brandon, I am just against doing it in every thread.

We don't know why Coco was deleted. She coulda pissed Steve off, or she coulda asked for it. That is the reason I asked.

I doubt it. I was just saying if someone was threatened with litigation or their posts here could be used against them in litigation, then I would be OK with deleteing an account. If it is just because of butthurt, then no way delete their posts.

No way Paperchase should have been banned, boxed or deleted. But that's the "new" XPT for you. Endorsed by Lord Bornyo himself.

Jerky, Butthurt has been the management style here for quite a while.

Eh, I'da boxed him, if I had the chance. I liked the dude, but chasing BI though every thread was annoying. At least if it was contained in one or 2 they could have been ignored. A week, 2 weeks.

Now post me your favorite Coco moment and get this thread back on track.

Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, but taking shots at Brandon is, by default, taking shots at mgmt, which this place was supposed to have had thicker skin about.

Clearly, this is no longer the case.

Fuck, my favorite Coco Loco moment? This would be a lot easier if Steve wasn't such a pussy and I'd have her archive to pick from.

I can't define a specific post, but, to me, the ultimate Coco moment was when she discovered all her newfound friends at PWL turned on her. To me, that's the moment when an already loony broad got pushed over the edge.

Quality pick, JB.

She had been coming here to bad mouth us, talking about her new found friends. Then Donkey turned on her, when she wouldn't post the Dykstra check on his site. And she ran back here looking for a shoulder to cry on.

With her it has always been, her closest friend is her next enemy.

Yeah, there were probably some specific posts that we could poll about, but, thanks to Steve, Lord Bornyo and the current mod squad, we'll never know.

Wait, did she ever actually post the check?

Yeah, she put it on one of her own sites. Hold on, I'll search my archives.

Another Famous Monica Moment, as our tribute rolls on.....





For Comparison:
remember this card was probably one of hundreds signed that day



Other Samples, to display that a signature is an evolving thing

According to Lenny, it was a forged signature:

“F*** that wh***e! … She forged a check from a bank account that has been closed for years. This is some f*****g black wh**e trying to make money off of me.”

Looks like she's still got Porn Star Hooker Alert still up. Now she's slamming Rebecca Linares for possible herpes infection.

Come on, all the people he ripped off, and you believe him? They were leasing cars w/ bogus docs. I'm sure he had boxes of old checks around from failed businesses. Not like she broke into his house to steal a blank check. A better quote would have been, "A thousand?!? That whore isn't in the Top 50 of my greatest rip offs."

Someone tweet that whore a link to our sponsor.

Nice. Jerky is the Anti-Steve.

I've always liked Lenny. He was a Mets' great, a carwash millionaire and a legendary investor. How could you not trust this guy?

On the field, I agree. He was a great Met, and one of the reasons I respected that Phillies team that won the pennant in 1993. He ripped off a shit ton of people afterwards though.

The groundskeepers always hated Dykstra b/c he was one of the few players who chewed tobacco and he'd stain the fucking grass up with chaw.

I'm gonna guess that he probably didn't give a shit.

They away teams always complained in Philly, that they would slip in the juice spots. The old Veteran's Stadium had a shitty turf.

Perhaps posting about a certain older woman (who brought her daughter into porn and shot scenes with her) had something to do with it. Grandma Diana BigHouse...

I find it hard to believe she's got 57.5 K followers.

Maybe she does and she don't need XPT anymore. That would suck.

If a mod drunkenly stumbles through here, can I put an ad up in Talent For Hire, searching for another lean, colored board whore w/ a fine ass? I need a mod to sticky it, or its not worth typing.

How 'bout you just get the current mods to pull their heads out of their asses and let our original crazy bitch back.

Nah, wait. Forget that. You'd have better luck getting Monica back on her meds than you would getting them fuckers to pull their heads out of their asses. Forget I suggested it.

Wait. somebody banned monica? why? if we're banning people now just because they're crazy, that means now we'll never get ANY porn chicks on here. kinda an exaggeration but yeah

(typed on my phone at ashley blue's party. ashley says hi)

oh my, she's over there on twitter playing bad 90s club bangers. monica, please at least google some paul van dyke if you want the euro techno that circa.

We haven't gotten an answer whether she was banned or she demanded her account be deleted.

P.S. Tell her happy birthday and tell her to take a snap of yer dumper for us. Thanks.

heh... you silly bitches. really?.

jerky would this be the first time this year you weren't in touch with steve anytime something went down?.

Like I said the speculation would be fun.

I only contact Steve when the site goes down. I don't wanna pester the guy.

Now what is your favorite Coco Moment?

this one.

its funny how you mentioned litigation in regards to his account. wheres that suicide smiley?.

what?. we're all thinking it.

That was a general statement, not directed at anyone in particular.

Since it has been so long, I'm gonna throw my guess out there. I figure Coco flipped her lid when she finally realized TRPWL was made a mod and demanded her account be killed. Why the whole thing was deleted, I don't know, but it was the wrong move.

Why the wrong move? Because in 2 weeks when she is sober and needs to bash someone, or drum up traffic, she will be back. Just like she came back the last time she she got butt hurt and left, and the time before that, etc. The difference will be that she is going to try to re write history, and there will be no evidence to show she is full of shit.

I hope there is a back up or something that Steve can save her posts from, so when she comes back to post they can be restored.

actually it was a response to a stupid move that was made for the sake of gaining attention. some would call it a tantrum.

his problems aren't yours and the days of pacifying him are over.

I'd call it a perfectly reasonable question, given the the Stephish direction this board's been going in.

Or maybe we've all decided to "test" Mr. Perfect.

yes you would call it that. welcome to your nightmare.

It is the same feeling I have about Coco's and Paperchase's posts being deleted. If the trading of "go fuck yourself"s goes to far you ban them, don't delete the posts.

jerky... are you once again pretending you don't know what happened to the monica account?.

its got nothing to do with "go fuck yourselfs".

What, did Jerky hijack Steve's account now?

Who you gonna blame next? Paperchase? That's it. He's been plotting his revenge for months.

Jerky, don't respond to this. You don't want me to "drag you into anything."

keep up... we already addressed jerkys penchant for info concerning the admin.

and stop clinging to him like he's your only friend. that shit is creepy as fuck at least and definitely pathetic.

I didn't hijack Steve's acct, but I will cop to hijacking Panzer's and posting all that tranny love stuff.

We have? I am?

Why's Coco gone?

i think so. maybe?.
she asked to be. < we've seen it before and you know how i feel about it.

According to Stevie Boy, everyone "asks" for it. Look at the man funny, he'll say you're asking for it.

Jerky, that's one conspiracy theory I might adopt simply to rid myself of the notion that a person such as Panzer exists.

Do not drag the Russian jew thing around. Rid yourself from the burden. Breathe in. Breathe out. Hate away again.

Let's stop deleting accounts just because someone can't handle themselves. Letting people take accountability for themselves is the right idea.

Ah no! That is a damn shame. She brought a certain kind of crazy that hasn't been seen here in a long time. I'm sure she'll be back though.

I didn't realize she was gone. I think she and I would make a good fit. I mean we're both black and kind of "geeky". Both into porn.

Wish I could talk to her for real away from all this.

Barry should not have gone.

She is not even white, tritone.

Jerkules-

Do LukeisBack moments count? Because that's where all the truly funny shit went down.

Her posts here were pretty typical and boring. I guess my favorite Coco XPT moment would be the time where she ended one of her long, non-sensical, drunken posts with something along the lines of "Now please enjoy my field nagger ass on cam tonight at 8" Wish I had the original post to look at and quote directly. Hold up, I might have qouted that post and complimented her on it. Let me dig through my useless posts and see if I can find it.

Edit pending.


**Edit**

Fuck a bunch of that shit. I aint looking through all that.

Sure we will accept LIB moments. This is a celebration of our fallen friend.

Tritone- The crazy isn't an act. If you hooked up with her, you would turn to substance and spirits to numb yourself to it. Put yourself in situations where success is a possibility.

If Lukeisback counts, than it would have to be when she was all over TRPWL's nuts, got turned down, then was all hating on him about six posts later. That one moment sparked a feud that continues to this day.

If there was a way for her posts to come back they should..i look stupid talking to myself in some of those threads..I wasnt smart enough to quote them..

Like herpes, she will be back..The ad will be tested..

One of my favs...the christian porn-star praying for the death of children

Her crazy never dies.

@ tri...What's stopping you, homie? Tweet her or whatever. Laying your smoovest moves on her. I'm not even jerking your chain, like my ancestors did yours. Contact her. She's not Elton fucking John. Let us know what happens. Or better to not, I suppose.

I don't have a fave MF moment. Her sincerity in her own righteousness was compelling.

I guess we can soothe ourselves in the fact that no one's really gone forever.

Reincarnation or purgatory is nothing I would bet on.

Steve needs to learn some self control.

One of my favourites was when she said there was no way Raven Alexis would fake having cancer and shave her beautiful hair off.

Steve can't be bothered to fix the entrance to this forum, or make the review forum properly visible, the deleted posts of those who have been banned is just because he can't be bothered to figure out how to do it any other way. No conspiracy, just neglect.

Nope, the best moment was her rooftop interview with Mr. 911 Steele. Two lost souls finding common purpose amongst the windswept pigeon shit covered Hollywood rooftops. Until he tried to fuck her. Or she him. I dunno. I don't care.

Gia- tell Ashley Blue to get the fuck on here.

It still says it's an uncensored forum. Hell, if they'd just be honest and take that out, all my bitching would be moot. But I'm sure in the minds of the management, it's still uncensored. You can say whatever you want, as long the management doesn't disagree.

Maybe it's time for each post to be approved by a mod before being let loose on an unsuspecting public. That'd fix everything. No dissenting opinions, everything friendly. Nirvana. They want the power, so I think we should lobby for that. Then the important people (mods and newbs) would be happy.

Moderately moderated maybe.

That would work in a situation where the mods aren't on a power trip. Not here. Cue one of them saying they have no power, they're just members, the same blah blah. Yet hav assures us the board is about the mods. When Tony was a mod, lou told us he was the boss. It's their mindset. That somehow being a mod has made them...I don't know...the masters, the overseers, the herders. They are drunk on the tiny amount of power they have in this desolate little outpost.

No. With this Gang of Three, there can be no moderate moderating.

Seriously, moderate every post. Just do it and be done with it. It's the only answer. It's all about the mods and Steve anyway. They've said so. Gotta be true.

I wondered if it would be called a moderately moderated forum instead of an uncensored one that you begin to care less about the issue, as you alluded to as much. I had different stuff. I got banned. I let myself get banned another time. Whatever. Moderators on a mayhem spree are pathetic idiots who believe clicking and a password will stir the shit. Good points you make. The cause is for a different world though.

No, they'd deny it was moderated at all. If they'd dump "uncensored" from the welcome page, that would be the end of it.

For me, it's the same shit that went back to Malice telling us Mom was off limits. I told everyone this was a very slippery slope. But I was nuts. It'd never happen. Yet, here we are. Still "uncensored"...just moderated by caring moderators. Who are what the board is about.

I'm sticking to my guns because this is bullshit. It's either uncensored or it's censored. But don't call it one thing and be the opposite.

just for the sake of being historically correct Lou was not yet a mod when he said that. I was then just like you....almost.

I've always been on a power trip, Barry. Self promotion and a need for negative attention makes my world go round. it's got nothing to do with that lovely color of blue my name is painted in.

And it's cool that you
have a campaign to run and it's fun to read. And please do remember. This board was born out of conflict and it's at its best when animosity reigns.

Glad you're back..

Dear Steve,

PLease don't cave to the next person who calls up with , "Whaaaaa sob sob PLWEEZE DEWEET MY THREADDDDD i'm embarrassedddddd."

ya enough of that. in every case this has happened the party that signed up for it knew what this place was about and acted accordingly.

@barry... you need to plus one the count to four(4) dude.
i know you've seen THIS thread.

TRPWL don't count. He don't know half the shit that goes on here, and not a 1/10th of the back stories.

I'd say that you guys should only let him take his finger out of his nose to get rid of tube links, but then H2C's only job will be to get sucked into arguments.

Tired of a bunch of babiez that need coddling.

And, like everyone, Monica (love her or not) is welcome to post here. If we were to have a No Crazies on Board policy, that'd prevent 97% of the porn industry from posting here.

Gia did you see the second post from the bottom here?

No. I don't follow video games. Rock on if that's your thing.

And 100% of the posters here. Missing Mammy already.

I still miss the original crazy black bitch, Sammura. This one was fine looking though.

Was there ever a real Sammura here, or just that troll account.

Sammura was real and she was real when I brought her back, though she was seemingly burned out when she returned. It took me two weeks to get her back and get Malice to let her register and then...pfft... nothing. Reminded me of a rock band reunion.

Wtf was the name of that black site that she hung out on BGOL or something like that, is that still around and is it ripe for humor?

You're telling me that wasn't parody writing? That was an actual person communicating in phonetic ebonics, because that was the best they could do?? Shit, I feel bad now.

The forum is hidden somehow under a site like san francisco bay videos.com or maybe that's the mrmarcus forums. I forget. But yes Jerkules, that was a real, strong black woman whose breastmilk tasted like bacon-milk.

Mmmmmm Bacon milk.

where can i obtain black women that are capable of this?

Unless that band was Van Halen. Oh, wait. Never mind.

monkey's relentless pm's to her didn't help an already emotionally compromised situation with the comparisons to face to face sex with patrick ewing, being a terrible human in real life and that black people supposedly burn just like regular people except the flame is slightly bluer then apologizing if any of it had come across as racist or insensitive--

..just a guy struggling to remember there's a person connected to the other end of that vagina as many of us do. she posted up a few of his pm's which is maybe the worst thing you can do because, based on my military experience and analysis, telegraphing a move such as this enables the enemy to lay in supplies, dig a system of tunnels and redoubts, establish lines of communications to the outside and generally ensures you're looking like about a hundred yards of road ass by nightfall.