Thanks Kami. I could call off the curse but it would have to be some kind of Indecent Proposal thing. Like, "give me your girlfriend for the night or you will never have hard stools again."

Outsider cracks me up. I look at that picture of him and his wife-thing he posted in that thread Zenman linked to. I mean, he looks like some pansy hairdresser or one of the guys that works at the cosmetics counter at Bloomies. There are many people we can learn from, we are all pupils in the great cosmic drama, but outside of how to put on foundation or hide your adam's apple in a cocktail dress, the Outsider is the last person I'd take advice from.