Do us all a favor and go kill yourself. That's to a few others as well in an effort to make the world a better place. You know who you are.
I'll take that under advisement Jigaloo, I certainly have the means to kill myself painlessly.
I have to tell you, though, that I'm kinda leaning towards a slow journey to cirrhosis and dragging the board down with me along the way.
This board is what y'all make it. Make it.