Yesterday, I received my business permit to market Guantanemojo (patent pending), an all-natural herbal Viagra substitute. Wish me luck and all the best to you decadent capitalist pigs exploiting your workers.


If anyone needs me, I have a small office set up in one of the back booths at La Bodeguita del Medio, as seen in Michael Mann's Miami Vice, starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx.