This one is my favorite:
Quote:

When you get into porn message boards, you see a whole different side of guys. Something you would never see if she was just dating and in the real world. You see on boards -- you know what would be really great? If the whore got pissed on. You're never going to be at Fridays on a date with a guy and he's going to say, I'd really like to piss on a chick. It just doesn't happen.


I'm surprised to learn that there are still women who don't know that all men--deep down--are degenerate sexual fetishists. I would think that the very first thing a teenage girl observes in a man is his fanatical captivation with some body part or perverse aact...even if he doesn't express them.
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."