Couple of old seasons of Top Gear ( the real BBC version, not the piece of shit American rip off)

Favorite moments-trying to cross the English Channel in a Toyota pick up with an outboard motor strapped on the rear and a couple of empty oil drums tied to the side for buoyancy.

Having a drag race between some European sports car (I think it was either a Porsche or an Audi) and a guy on inline skates with three jet packs strapped on his back (skatemissile reached a top speed of 120 mph but sports car still won)
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules