Originally Posted By: have2cit
Originally Posted By: LouCypher

anyone have a link to the new years eve "gumdrop titties" thread?. gunker has his best post in there. it would be fun to show it to his old lady.


ask and ye shall receive

Poor Phlog.


yes!! thank you.

gunkersgf.... please read through this entire thread as it's fucken legendary and the context of it all surely helps during your adjustment period here, yes?.

then focus your attention on your boys post here...

Originally Posted By: Gunker
Quote:
BTW, I've got a party to go to at 8:00, so hurry up with your ravings. I'd like closure to this before then.


8:45: Phlog arrives at party.
8:50: Phlog wonders why so many people are leaving.
8:55: Phlog mixes "cocktails" from abandoned drinks.
9:00: Phlog commandeers TV and selects "A Nashville New Year with Sean Hannity." (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239224,00.html)
9:05: Phlog talks up 200-pound chick with XPT exploits.
9:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:20: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
9:25-10:00: Phlog is in bathroom, wishing he took Imodium AD before leaving home.
10:05: Phlog is in bathroom searching shower drain for public hair to add to collection.
10:10: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:15: Party host asks Phlog to leave.
10:20: Party host realizes secret of Phlog's "cocktails" and cleans up, discarding abandoned drinks.
10:25: Phlog loudly announces that he has another party to go to and leaves.
10:30-11:00: Various brown-skinned motorists are yelled at by Phlog if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
11:00-11:20: Phlog is in bathroom, searching for his Imodium AD.
11:21: Phlog begins shower to clean up a non-Imodium AD regimen-related mishap.
11:22-12:16: Phlog passes out in shower.
12:17: Phlog is awakened by neighbor's fireworks.
12:18-12:20: Phlog yells at neighbors and asks them if they have a green card and/or they are terrorists and/or they've ever made love to a goat.
12:25: Phlog puts Pizza Rolls in microwave.
12:26-4:00 Phlog passes out on recliner.
4:01: Phlog rewarms Pizza Rolls in microwave.
4:02: Phlog eats Pizza Rolls and loudly exclaims "Happy New Year."


everytime i happen across this thread gunkers post fucken kills me. i love it.

as an added bonus and this might be fun on those days when he's acting a cunt... papercut quickly emasculates him in the very next response and the world finds its balance..

Originally Posted By: papercut

cumker, cook me some food and post oversized pictures of it, you faggot domesticated bitch.


i trust you've visited the lunch thread?.
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