yeah anyone that says they "cook, eat and read" is saying to anyone passing by "my ass needs two chairs pulled together" and jackhammers big macs at blur speed, but prob not the case here.



was there a particular pickup line that got this predator in the door.. like "do you believe in miracles", or "are you ready to be cheap and dirty" while running his nose along your hairline, or "i just started the Christian Bale Machinist Diet".. or was it some uninspired chainsaw rapist drivel like "Beauty is a frail & fleeting thing but virtue shines for ages with undiminished lustre" which is proven to always end in tragedy. do telll.

i had, have again, soon-wont-have a g/f, so loved and admired like the car you never think about when you're not driving somewhere and when you're driving it your mind is elsewhere. couldn't turn on a stove even if the guy from SAW deemed it necessary. but to be honest she doesn't have enough of the superficial things that really matter and im about to @unfollow her or whatever.