.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614094 Posts

Max Online: 788 @ 09/28/24 10:05 AM
Page 8 of 19 < 1 2 ... 6 7 8 9 10 ... 18 19 >
Topic Options
#252359 - 06/06/09 09:36 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Upon turning 18 every woman should be forced to look at all of the photos in this thread.

I want to say something about most of them but find myself just wondering "if only I knew why?".


Is there just something I am missing about these tats because I don't have a team of advanced cryptographers to help me decrypt the meaning in them?

The Presley Maddox picture that Dean posted, what the hell is it? I think I see tentacles but I don't know.
_________________________


Top
#252360 - 06/06/09 09:58 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
@Gunker: I think that tat is from a shitty but high concept video game. Anyway I think I recognize the face from American McGee's Alice.

Fucking dull game but it was neat looking at the time.

It might also be from Psychonauts.
_________________________


Top
#252361 - 06/06/09 10:54 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

I think I'm starting to get pissed that I'll never see the "After" pics of these hot early 20's chicks that get all tatted up. I really want to see them nude at 48 after a couple kids and a 20 years of wear and tear. I can imagine it, but you know reality is going to be much worse on 9/10 of these broads.




A little word association here. The very first thing that entered my brain after reading this post were the lyrics from Year of the Cat.

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain.
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

Top
#252362 - 06/07/09 08:35 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Upon turning 18 every woman should be forced to look at all of the photos in this thread.




That would be too late for a "key source" of porn girls, Florida, which allows 16 y/o's to get tatts. [I even saw a mother fight a tatt artist about her 14 y/o daughter not be allowed a tattoo when I accompanied my brother to a Palm Beach County tatt shop].
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#252363 - 06/07/09 09:56 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quote:

I think I'm starting to get pissed that I'll never see the "After" pics of these hot early 20's chicks that get all tatted up. I really want to see them nude at 48 after a couple kids and a 20 years of wear and tear. I can imagine it, but you know reality is going to be much worse on 9/10 of these broads.




A little word association here. The very first thing that entered my brain after reading this post were the lyrics from Year of the Cat.

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain.




I think the whores should do a rorschach test....then go to an ink parlor. it may release something creative inside...........??????????


Top
#252364 - 06/08/09 09:12 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Cody Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258


Carmen Minor's tattoo above her tit. Otherwise

_________________________
"You know your girl's a slut when she's doing the two-hand, twisty-turny." -Gia Jordan


Top
#252365 - 06/08/09 10:39 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Personally I think tattoos on a woman is the sexiest thing they can do to express another side of them. It shows more personallity. I have been hooked on Presley Scott as of late. Very gorgeous woment with tattoos!!




A good looking girl getting tattoos is like airbrushing some fantasy art on the hood of a Ferrari...stupid.

Top
#252366 - 06/10/09 03:39 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered


More great ideas for future pw body mutilation

example 1#

optical illusion tat:


Top
#252367 - 06/10/09 03:41 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered


example 2#

test patterns tat:


Top
#252368 - 06/10/09 03:42 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm sure Tabitha James is running out the door, planning on putting that on her rectum.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#252369 - 06/13/09 03:37 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Brown Chickie Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/15/09
Posts: 16
Loc: Hudson Valley, NY
Quote:

Need we go further ?





Disqualified. Prison tats don't count!
_________________________
YeOldeSexShoppe.com

Top
#252370 - 06/26/09 11:02 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Jack Randall Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/13/04
Posts: 312
Loc: New Orleans
Cali Nova has some really ugly tattoos. On first glance I thought the one on her belly said "Pork".



Attachments
421552-cali_novaUglytats.JPG (31 downloads)


Top
#252371 - 06/26/09 11:15 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Cali Nova has some really ugly tattoos.





and a really ugly vagina! The horror....
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

Top
#252372 - 06/27/09 11:26 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Cali Nova has some really ugly tattoos. On first glance I thought the one on her belly said "Pork".






Why the fuck would someone get a portrait of a Koala Bear on their thigh?...stupid girl!

Top
#252373 - 06/27/09 03:30 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056


Attachments
421617-bl.jpg (26 downloads)

_________________________
"If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja

Top
#252374 - 06/27/09 03:41 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
^ Who dat Croc ?
_________________________
I may not know arse but I know what I like !

Top
#252375 - 06/28/09 09:34 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
evilskull Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/01/06
Posts: 121
That's Madison Mitchell. Livejournal whore turned slightly chubby pornwhore. Ink or no ink, I'd hit it.
_________________________
Super porno-creep powers, activate!

Top
#252376 - 06/28/09 10:02 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
taint1974 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

That's Madison Mitchell. Livejournal whore turned slightly chubby pornwhore. Ink or no ink, I'd hit it.



Same here, but the boxing gloves tatt above the vag weirds me out some.

Top
#252377 - 06/28/09 08:53 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
evilskull Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/01/06
Posts: 121
Quote:

but the boxing gloves tatt above the vag weirds me out some.




Eh, it's no weirder than the girl with the rubber ducky over her snatch who I once ate out. It's pretty much all downhill after you've found yourself humming "rubber ducky" with a mouth full of box.
_________________________
Super porno-creep powers, activate!

Top
#252378 - 06/29/09 11:39 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...


Attachments
421935-IMG_8179.JPG (13 downloads)

_________________________
Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"

Top
#252379 - 06/29/09 03:21 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Paging billydakid ! ^^^^
_________________________
I may not know arse but I know what I like !

Top
#252380 - 07/23/09 08:47 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Not porn, but bad:





I wonder, if these two guys wind up in the same prison, will they feel a special bond or sense of competition?




_________________________
--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.

Top
#252381 - 07/29/09 01:05 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College


Attachments
427654-look like shit.jpg (10 downloads)

_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

Top
#252382 - 07/29/09 02:08 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses

I don't know if that really matters, she's fucking hot.


Attachments
427658-12858440.jpg (13 downloads)

_________________________
"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

Top
#252383 - 07/29/09 01:08 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:


I don't know if that really matters, she's fucking hot.




If she keeps getting the ink she soon won't be.
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

Top
#252384 - 07/30/09 04:53 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Lampard Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/23/07
Posts: 256
Quote:

That's Madison Mitchell. Livejournal whore turned slightly chubby pornwhore. Ink or no ink, I'd hit it.





Chubby? That is a full on GUT!


Attachments
427922-d90d2818ee08434aaf03df53b0e599a4f2613a8d8e7f45238d.jpg (19 downloads)

_________________________
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

Top
#252385 - 07/30/09 05:01 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Need we go further ?





Disqualified. Prison tats don't count!




Brown Chickie is an Eric alt... not that he's wrong in this case.

Where is Eric these days?. I like that kid, he has potential to be funny way beyond what he realizes.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

Top
#252386 - 08/08/09 10:39 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered




philly ramone

Top
#252387 - 08/08/09 10:41 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered



Top
#252388 - 08/08/09 10:45 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered



Top
#252389 - 08/09/09 05:13 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
^^ Makes a good target for an axe.
_________________________
The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.

Top
#252390 - 08/09/09 11:54 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

^^ Makes a good target for an axe.




looks like someone had already attempted, but missed by a coupla feet.
_________________________
Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"

Top
#252391 - 08/09/09 01:16 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Milli, Who dat?
_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#252392 - 08/09/09 01:20 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:






id?

Top
#252393 - 08/09/09 04:20 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
The amateurs don't get that they have to persuade the demons of a young whore to leave her body to receive the love of God. Using sharp objects, like an axe, is messy and unnecessary. And it will displease the nuns, who will show that whore how it's done Christian style. Trannies, twinks and their kind can come, too.

Top
#252394 - 08/09/09 04:42 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I think it's an exit portal for the staph infections.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#252395 - 08/09/09 05:47 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered



Top
#252396 - 08/09/09 05:50 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Why does a cute girl like that get an ugly-ass tattoo right between her luscious tits?

Top
#252397 - 08/09/09 09:01 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Why does a cute girl like that get an ugly-ass tattoo right between her luscious tits?





Top
#252398 - 08/10/09 08:33 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 911
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Quote:

Why does a cute girl like that get an ugly-ass tattoo right between her luscious tits?




Probably because her creepy uncles played doctor with her when she was 8.
_________________________
[AWOP troll]^Chicken shit un-American hippie faggot! ^ [/AWOP troll] -- charin

Top
#252399 - 08/10/09 09:07 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Not a porn whore, but stupid non the less.





Attachments
430681-Horrid Tatt Close up.jpg (9 downloads)

_________________________
"Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos

Top
#252400 - 08/11/09 07:02 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Sniper Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 75
Quote:

Quote:

^^ Makes a good target for an axe.




looks like someone had already attempted, but missed by a coupla feet.



LMAO at that one!

Top
#252401 - 08/11/09 09:44 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Why does a cute girl like that get an ugly-ass tattoo right between her luscious tits?




Because she hates herself.
_________________________
all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

Top
#252402 - 08/22/09 01:51 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered



Top
#252403 - 08/22/09 01:52 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered



This whores PUSSY MUST BE THE BOMB.....I just want to see some guy jump on her during a scene and yell..."grenade"!

Top
#252404 - 08/22/09 01:57 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered



What with the SIX shooters?????
If I was a PW....I would have a GLOCK or an AK 47 on my back!

Top
#252405 - 08/22/09 05:47 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:







That must be the Holy Hand Grenade of Chatsworth.
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

Top
#252406 - 08/22/09 08:10 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered



Top
#252407 - 08/22/09 08:29 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Does that say "Tainted Addiction"?

"Tainted afflictions"?
_________________________


Top
#252408 - 08/23/09 07:01 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
She should have a downward pointing arrow saying this is where my ass would be if I had one.
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

Top
Page 8 of 19 < 1 2 ... 6 7 8 9 10 ... 18 19 >



Moderator:  Jerkules, zenman 
Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 253 Guests and 3 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod