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#55560 - 09/15/04 10:53 AM Teagans Dumb ass
BigDick Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
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Well it was short but sweet. 2004's hottest thing is hot no more.

1. First she fucks over Jenna J by signing a contract with D.P. on a go see.

2. She dumps the best director in the biz because she won't let him help her un do 1

3. She is walking around town sporting a ridiculous nose job and boob job.

she was hot, now shes not

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#55561 - 09/15/04 11:41 AM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
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That lasted, what, six months?
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#55562 - 09/15/04 10:58 AM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I think she started in January

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#55563 - 09/15/04 11:03 AM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

I think she started in January



Oops - her first scenes released around the beginning of March. So I guess it was more like a nine month run.

Supposedly Fayner had a blurb on this but it was pulled.
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#55564 - 09/15/04 11:14 AM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Well it was short but sweet. 2004's hottest thing is hot no more.

1. First she fucks over Jenna J by signing a contract with D.P. on a go see.

2. She dumps the best director in the biz because she won't let him help her un do 1

3. She is walking around town sporting a ridiculous nose job and boob job.

she was hot, now shes not




all of these statements are based on speculation and hearsay. I like Teagan. She's nice and a good performer. People are probably just upset she signed a contract instead of shooting more gonzo scenes.

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#55565 - 09/15/04 11:30 AM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
rodgerdodger Offline
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Registered: 08/28/04
Posts: 73
Loc: Seattle
Is there a photo of the new nose/tits?

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#55566 - 09/15/04 12:47 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
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Posts: 1683
I don't get what any of this is about. She retire or marry a Lebanese pimp or something?
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#55567 - 09/15/04 12:54 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
DukeAbercrombie1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/27/03
Posts: 436
i wanna see pix of nosejob!

doesnt she post at adt?
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#55568 - 09/15/04 01:04 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Kryptic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
Rumors or not this bim is way over-rated. Her scenes are flat and almost mechanical IMO. She is cute though so guess us poor dumb porn consumers care more about a girl with looks than a girl that does a smokin scene. I like to see girls that are into the action and actually enjoying themselves, not a girl that is there for a paycheck. Haven't seen anything recent of her, hope she is better in her scenes. Would of been sweet to see her in a Girlvert though, show her what real porn is all about.
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#55569 - 09/15/04 01:50 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
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Quote:

I don't get what any of this is about. She retire or marry a Lebanese pimp or something?




Is there a difference?
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#55570 - 09/15/04 01:55 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Well it was short but sweet. 2004's hottest thing is hot no more.

1. First she fucks over Jenna J by signing a contract with D.P. on a go see.

2. She dumps the best director in the biz because she won't let him help her un do 1

3. She is walking around town sporting a ridiculous nose job and boob job.

she was hot, now shes not




Please explain # 2.

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#55571 - 09/15/04 03:09 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Mikey Ropucha Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
Teagan is cute yes.. but she's not irreplaceable. If she wants to be a contract girl, more power to her. There are countless girls waiting in the wings to get into the gonzo stuff for the rest of us!
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#55572 - 09/15/04 03:20 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I'm more partial to Tyla Wynn. That's rather non sequetorial, I know, lol.
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#55573 - 09/15/04 05:48 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Quote:

I don't get what any of this is about. She retire or marry a Lebanese pimp or something?




I swear at you in mispelled Lebanese- Kissamuck
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#55574 - 09/15/04 06:07 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Seems like an awful lot of blathering based solely on conjecture about Teagan. Give the girl a break, she's only 19. At least 2 months ago she still looked the same 'cos I met her at some LA function and she was still unsullied by the surgeon's scalpel.

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#55575 - 09/15/04 07:44 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
1st of all the guy that 1st posted you have no right to comment on my relationship with the director because you know nothing.

2nd of all, what people don't realize is that I am living my life the way I want to. Yes, I make films to please you the fans, but I also need to please myself & make myself happy. I am not this person that you can just pick apart & make me into what you want. I am who I am & if you dont like then dont watch. But if you do then I am very happy & hope to hear your comments so email me.

& I think its funny that everyone thinks just cause I signed a contract I'm not going to be doing rough scenes or anal again. Well, to get it out in the open.YES I AM going to continue doing those types of scenes. Digital Playground signed me for me & they won't change me. So, I though that might give a few of you some reassurance there since Ive heard alot of people saying & think that I'm going to turn soft.

Kisses!

xoxo

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#55576 - 09/15/04 08:30 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
RobertF Offline
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
She got a boob job? What the fuck was she thinking???
Is this true Teagan? Are you really Teagan????
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#55577 - 09/15/04 08:36 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
JRV Offline
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Loc: TX, USA
Here's her ADT post. I don't see a clear-cut Yes or No, I think. I also rather don't consider a boob job or nose job quite the same as "dying your hair", and every surgery carries some risk of infection, not to mention foreign substances under the skin.

PS. I don't believe that any woman I have known or worked with has had implants. I wonder if "everyone does it" is a CA thing. I do vaguely recall reading months ago that Teagan's mom has implants.

Quote:


1st of all, basing me is ridiculous & childish.
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Everyone thinks that just because a girl gets implants or has any surgery for any reason whether you know it or not, they act like their performance is going to change. Well, sorry to burst your bubble but its not. Its just a new look like dying your hair, or something new for you to play with.
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2nd of all, surgery isnt as bad as people think it is.
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Alot of girls yes have implants & get them very large. I do not want my boobs pornified. I want normal looking boobs just a bit bigger. Something that looks natural for someone of my small of a body frame. It's not that big of a deal. & I'm smart enough to know that if you go too big too fast you will have stretch marks. You can only go as big as your skin will allow you. & as you all know I'm very petite. So stop acting like boobs are "Anna Nicole" like
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Normal women these days are getting boob jobs. I know the majority of my friends have them just so that they can feel more like a girl. It brings self confidence & if it makes the girl happy then isn't that the point. Is that the girl is happy with herself considering she has to live with it for the rest of her life. I know for some girls they dont stress as much about their weight since they have boobs. I know I have & other girlfriends of mine worry about your weight cause your so flat that your chest is in the same line as your stomach even though you maybe 98 lbs. With boobs you know that they are bigger & farther out then your stomach so its not that much a worry anymore to get skinny.
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I am very happy with my body & I'm satisfied & thats all there is to it & if thats not enough for you then I'm sorry. My scenes arent gonna change. Its not like I'm going to stop doing anal or anything.& thats all I'm going to say.
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So Kisses to everyone who has written me sweet emails lately!
.
Teagan Presley
xoxo
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I think its ridiculous to have to justify myself because that would be like me asking you to explain why you dyed your hair or got your nails done or bought new clothes.



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#55578 - 09/15/04 08:41 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Teagan is frustrating, there are lots of positive posts about teagan scattered around the board , but does she reply to any of those to address her fans?, no , instead she is responding to all the critical posts. I would be upset if i didn't already know that it was scott fayner posting under teagans name.

She got breast implants, WHY?. Thats just a horrible move both personally and professional. More importantly who was the surgeon who approved and performed it?, he deserves to be shot and urinated on. (okay teagan were are going to ruin your perfect natural breasts and give you these brand new salt water bags that will make your breasts have a rippling effect in the next 4-6 months, enjoy).


Wesley pipes is cooler, at least his penis is all real, and he keeps his rims still spining.
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#55579 - 09/15/04 09:14 PM Re: Teagan
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Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
from her yahoo group:

Quote:

I just wanted to let you know that I found some pictures of me in the December 2004 issue of Club magazine. The pictures were also taken by Suze Randall. These are the other set that goes along with the beach ones that are posted in the photos section of this group. Well, Ijust thought I'd give you that heads up. I'll be posting here tomorrow or on Friday.

I'm shooting my very own movie "Erotique" in November. So, I'm very excited & the Berlin show is coming up. So, if any of you are gonna be there I cant wait to see you.

Lots of kisses

Teagan Presley
xoxo




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#55580 - 09/15/04 10:04 PM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
JRV Offline
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Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

She got breast implants, WHY?



She said "Its just a new look like dying your hair, or something new for you to play with." I guess she thinks of it just like Gen's new hair color. Needless to say I disagree.

Something else: "Everyone thinks that just because a girl gets implants or has any surgery for any reason whether you know it or not, they act like their performance is going to change." Teagan's case was unusual: it wasn't her performances that got her this far but rather her looks. There was a frenzy over her the likes of which you rarely see, and this was BEFORE her first video was released: it was all from photo stills. Messing with her looks is rather questionable since that's messing with the core of her popularity.
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#55581 - 09/16/04 12:58 AM Re: Teagan
Dinand Offline
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 274
i lost all interest in that racist bitch after she refused to do interracial. she should do herself a favor and retire because she's not interesting anymore. not to real pornfans anyway. maybe vivid fans may still like her.

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#55582 - 09/16/04 02:49 AM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


Something else: "Everyone thinks that just because a girl gets implants or has any surgery for any reason whether you know it or not, they act like their performance is going to change." Teagan's case was unusual: it wasn't her performances that got her this far but rather her looks. There was a frenzy over her the likes of which you rarely see, and this was BEFORE her first video was released: it was all from photo stills. Messing with her looks is rather questionable since that's messing with the core of her popularity.




You beat me to it. I was going to make the same point.

I like teagan, and I am feeling sorry for her because of the heat she is taking.
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#55583 - 09/16/04 04:39 AM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

i lost all interest in that racist bitch after she refused to do interracial. she should do herself a favor and retire because she's not interesting anymore. not to real pornfans anyway. maybe vivid fans may still like her.






I think thats harsh, i mean i made a post about it before that if i was a porn chick i wouldn't do IR, bad for your career, shitty to say but its true and unlike a lot of A grade stars she has done IR before on more then one occasion. She is coping a lot of unfair flack right now. She is right that it is her life and her career and she has the right to do with it what she wants. As a fan i would prefer she kept her real boobs but at the end of the day what i think doesn't really matter. She is a solid performer a gorgeous girl and she has heart to come here and defend herself on something she really shouldn't have to defend herself on, to be 100% honest im so glad she didn't sign with jenna, because if she did her stuff would be as soft as the tissue paper i wipe my ass with. You are entitled to your opinion like everyone is, teagan it would be nice if you would make a post to the positive stuff posted to you here, love the ass kissing monkey, okay guys i ready for the dump that is about to hit me now.
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#55584 - 09/16/04 09:05 AM Re: Teagans Dumb ass
MrPoo Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
Teagan is a nice kid and is getting alot of heat. But its mainly because I think her fan base loved her for her innocent look and her non pornstar boobs...etc. Just my take on it.

And i will say this. the rumors arent rumors. The boobs and nose stories are true. Saw her and Tony T shopping and but didnt say hi...

Im sure all this will blow over once she gets on set again
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#55585 - 09/16/04 03:18 PM Re: Teagan
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I still don't have the slightest fucking clue what the first post in this thread is about. Thankfully, after an early lunch and three pints of Heineken later, I don't care anymore. I hate you all.
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#55586 - 09/16/04 03:23 PM Re: Teagan
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I still don't have the slightest fucking clue what the first post in this thread is about. Thankfully, after an early lunch and three pints of Heineken later, I don't care anymore. I hate you all.





From someone in the BIZ who isn't a fan of teagan getting his shots in, then it sort of changed into stuff about her new boobs and nose and upset fans voiced their opinions then there was a black guy who was upset she doesn't do black guys anymore, it is a melting pot of all emotions.


Teagan is cool.
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#55587 - 09/16/04 03:36 PM Re: Teagan
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Thanks for the Instant Replay, Monkey. Teagan is cute. Surgery... eh, Allah will pick us all up by the hair one day, and your boobs will stay here, Teagan. Your punishment for your earthly vanity will be a boobless eternity. Walking around, humping greek columns and porticos, in an eternity of booblessness. It's humbling to contemplate His power, and His sense of humor.
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#55588 - 09/16/04 04:22 PM Re: Teagan
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Kaylynn also got knifed by a plasticware surgeon. I have seen no post-op pics of her yet. Boobs and nose. We'll see if she went from a distinctive appearance to yet another generic "pornified" porn babe.

That may be part of my dislike: why do they all want to look the same?
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#55589 - 09/16/04 05:23 PM Re: Teagan
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

why do they all want to look the same?




Teagan its okay the monkey will always want to have sex with you no matter what you have done.

Once i get enough money together i will be having the works done, i have a picture of who i want to look like already printed up to take with me,no low blows please, im opening myself up here, here it is.

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#55590 - 09/16/04 06:00 PM Re: Teagan
Cerberus Offline
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It is indeed a very sad day when such a strong monkey wishes to be another. tantas' Daddy holds his little girl close and sighes. Thinking what might have been had not the monkey bowed to social whims.
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#55591 - 09/16/04 06:40 PM Re: Teagan
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
SWAMI
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#55592 - 09/16/04 08:04 PM Re: Teagan
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
Sorry to burst your bubble you guys, but no I am not pornified. I dont want to be, I just want it to look natural. Porn to me is a job not a lifestyle. It is a career move for right now & when I get older I will move on. Thats all there is to it.

As for the IR issue. I think its funny how people can call me racist when there are girls that don't even do IR at all. I have done IR scenes. I just havent found any performers I would like to work with as far as IR. If my body could ever handle Lex I would like to do a scene with him. I know girls just say that to use his name. But I met him at the FOXE awards & hes a very nice guy. I saw him in the trailer with Gina Lynn for Jules Jordans movie & he looked good. Maybe one day when I start doing gonzo again he will work with me.

Thank you for the all nice comments some of you have been making. I greatly appreciate it. I hope to hear more from you. As for the people who like to talk shit, you can go ahead cause youre the ones wasting your time talking shit on me. No offense.


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#55593 - 09/16/04 08:06 PM Re: Teagan
RobertF Offline
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
If you ever get to Vegas for a few days we would love to shoot some stuff of you Teagan. By the way, is Mutt doing your site?
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#55594 - 09/16/04 08:09 PM Re: Teagan
TeaganPresley Offline
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Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
No, Mutt is not doing my site. I've been trying to get ahold of him cause I need to transfer the domain name to mine. So that I can start building it. I have reserved some other sites but I would really like my original domain name.

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#55595 - 09/16/04 08:09 PM Re: Teagan
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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You go girlfriend. Teagan put a pic up as your avater, please not the one with your tongue near fayners ear either.
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#55596 - 09/16/04 08:15 PM Re: Teagan
RobertF Offline
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Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

No, Mutt is not doing my site. I've been trying to get ahold of him cause I need to transfer the domain name to mine. So that I can start building it. I have reserved some other sites but I would really like my original domain name.




Want me to talk to him?
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#55597 - 09/16/04 11:50 PM Re: Teagan
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
As long as the surgeons didn't touch her near perfect ass, I could care less.

The reality of porn. As a newcomer the industry wants you to look the little girl part (pigtails, school girl uniforms, etc) and then when you get "shot out", transform into a woman -- whatever this is suppose to resemble.

Teagan has had one helluva year. I like that she stays in touch with her fans.
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#55598 - 09/17/04 01:27 AM Re: Teagan
Tammi Lynn S. Offline
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Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
Speaking as someone who hates her body with a passion and would love to get plastic surgery if she wasn't happy with things then it's no one's damn business but hers if she wants that done.

Ultimately, none of you have to live in her body.

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#55599 - 09/17/04 01:38 AM Re: Teagan
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
What is it about your body you don't like, tammi?
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#55600 - 09/17/04 01:48 AM Re: Teagans Nice ass
XXXLatinThugXXX Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/12/04
Posts: 3
Loc: H-Town, VA
Teagan is hot. I love her ass. Now with boob implants...christ sakes...She prolly be even hotter. She is very very cute. I can't get enough of her but I know some people that have had Teagan overload but their crazy.
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#55601 - 09/17/04 01:56 AM Re: Teagans Nice ass
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I wonder when she's going to introduce them ot the world. I know I'm gong to be disappointed, but i'm dying to see the damage.
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#55602 - 09/17/04 04:13 AM Re: Teagan
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Quote:

SWAMI



Well at least someone got it.
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#55603 - 09/17/04 06:43 AM Re: Teagan
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
The Grass is always greener...

Plastic surgery always reminds me of the movie Brazil.
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#55604 - 09/17/04 10:02 AM Re: Teagan
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Sorry, I call bullshit. The only people who come out of plastic surgery looking more "natural" are siamese twins ("Dude... 'conjoined'... please...") I have yet to see one person--one single person--who is more desirable after they've gone under the knife. For actors and actresses, this is even worse, because there's an entire library, available in millions of copies (okay, a few thousand in porn) of what you used to look like for comparison.

How does it help your body image to be constantly compared to what you "used" to look like? Sorry Tammy, it causes more attention on anything you have a phobia about, not less.

And please, no one pull the red herring about "it's her body..." I don't think I've exhausted a cubic ounce of lung capacity attempting to dissuade anyone from doing anything to themselves that they want to. I'm simply explaining that this fucking planet is going to look pathetic in about thirty years when 1/5th of the American population is carrying their tits around in a shopping cart (with the obligatory stretched out tattoo of a butterfly over the left nipple) and a perpetual look of surprise from all of the facelifts. I don't want to look at that. And if you still think I have no interest in this, people like the rest of us are going to have to pay for all of the welfare and medicare costs for a generation whose solution to any bit of a cramp in their self-esteem is to make an appointment with Dr. Feelgood. Fibro-myalgia: if you've researched it, you'll find my true name as one of the attorneys of record in the last big lawsuit. Those girls are going to need surgery every five years for the rest of their lives.

If a girl hates what she looks like, she can go get a nice drug or alcohol problem like the rest of us, go through a 12 step program and come to a great relationship with her Higher Power that loves her unconditionally. There is not, and there will never be, a replacement for a healthy, natural human body. Do whatcha want with it, but you only get one and until Chinese organ harvesting hits the NASDAQ, you'll never get it back.

This isn't directed at any particular person, except certain areas, where noted.
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#55605 - 09/17/04 10:50 AM Re: Teagan
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I have yet to see one person--one single person--who is more desirable after they've gone under the knife.



In 20+ years of watching porn I can think of one case where the girl can honestly claim an improvement: Celeste (the one who dated Woody Long, maybe ten years ago). With that one exception it's always been a case of, at best, no worse.

I've wondered if part of the problem isn't the strip club mentality. A bunch of drunks in bad lighting may have trouble telling if it's a boy or girl on stage without the cartoonish tits.
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#55606 - 09/17/04 11:47 AM Re: Teagan
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wow i had forgotten about that...yeah after she was re-modeled she looked amazing. perfect...yo.
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#55607 - 09/17/04 12:14 PM Re: Teagan
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In 20+ years of watching porn I can think of one case where the girl can honestly claim an improvement: Celeste (the one who dated Woody Long, maybe ten years ago). With that one exception it's always been a case of, at best, no worse.
I've wondered if part of the problem isn't the strip club mentality. A bunch of drunks in bad lighting may have trouble telling if it's a boy or girl on stage without the cartoonish tits.





I think you are right. Given how many naked chicks have been photographed and seen by the three of us, that must be .00000001%. That gives new meaning to "Feel lucky?"

I have however seen, both in real life and in still imagery, literally hundreds of women who could break gravel on their chest after their implants hardened, or leaked, or their bodies developed serious problems handling them. Saline doesn't make it all okay. The situation we were working on came from the chemicals that made up the outer layer of the implants themselves. They are still in use, obviously, in thousands of peoples' bodies.

Best case scenario, like you said, is they get no worse. Only as they get more mileage, they require additional operations to keep you from getting no worse. It's a miserably permanent thing for the majority of women who get them.
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#55608 - 09/17/04 12:18 PM Re: Teagan
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And if you still think I have no interest in this, people like the rest of us are going to have to pay for all of the welfare and medicare costs for a generation whose solution to any bit of a cramp in their self-esteem is to make an appointment with Dr. Feelgood. Fibro-myalgia: if you've researched it, you'll find my true name as one of the attorneys of record in the last big lawsuit. Those girls are going to need surgery every five years for the rest of their lives.






Arab, are you saying that plastic surgery can cause Fybromyalgia? I have researched Fybromyalgia, and know quite a bit about it. I've never heard that before.

What's the scoop on your lawsuit?



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#55609 - 09/17/04 12:27 PM Re: Teagan
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wake me up when this teagan chick starts doing some really hardcore scenes for a company like jm productions or max hardcore. i wouldn't mind seeing her in a volume of american bukkake. she could use some extra protain on her face.

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