Sorry, I call bullshit. The only people who come out of plastic surgery looking more "natural" are siamese twins ("Dude... 'conjoined'... please...") I have yet to see one person--one single person--who is more desirable after they've gone under the knife. For actors and actresses, this is even worse, because there's an entire library, available in millions of copies (okay, a few thousand in porn) of what you used to look like for comparison.

How does it help your body image to be constantly compared to what you "used" to look like? Sorry Tammy, it causes more attention on anything you have a phobia about, not less.

And please, no one pull the red herring about "it's her body..." I don't think I've exhausted a cubic ounce of lung capacity attempting to dissuade anyone from doing anything to themselves that they want to. I'm simply explaining that this fucking planet is going to look pathetic in about thirty years when 1/5th of the American population is carrying their tits around in a shopping cart (with the obligatory stretched out tattoo of a butterfly over the left nipple) and a perpetual look of surprise from all of the facelifts. I don't want to look at that. And if you still think I have no interest in this, people like the rest of us are going to have to pay for all of the welfare and medicare costs for a generation whose solution to any bit of a cramp in their self-esteem is to make an appointment with Dr. Feelgood. Fibro-myalgia: if you've researched it, you'll find my true name as one of the attorneys of record in the last big lawsuit. Those girls are going to need surgery every five years for the rest of their lives.

If a girl hates what she looks like, she can go get a nice drug or alcohol problem like the rest of us, go through a 12 step program and come to a great relationship with her Higher Power that loves her unconditionally. There is not, and there will never be, a replacement for a healthy, natural human body. Do whatcha want with it, but you only get one and until Chinese organ harvesting hits the NASDAQ, you'll never get it back.

This isn't directed at any particular person, except certain areas, where noted.