What kind of redneck hillbilly fucktard keeps a llama as a pet?
He was available for hire for children's birthday parties as well as making a yearly appearance for a Bastille Day petting zoo celebration at a local restaurant.
Here's what one of the owners had to say about Ande the llama:
"He was just a really cool llama," Shannon said. "He didn't spit and he loved to go different places."