^^^ I've told this story before, but the drunkest native I've come across was this woman passed out in the middle of an intersection downtown at 1am. I was crossing the street and decided to pick her up and move her over to the curb. While I was moving her, I could feel that she was wearing an adult diaper. She was only maybe 35 or so. This means, she knew before she went out that she'd be drinking to the point of incontinence. That is a true drunk native.