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#555795 - 06/02/12 11:27 PM I wanna fuck an Eskimo
wannacorndog Offline
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Anyone seen this show?






The two sisters are hot as fuck!



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#555803 - 06/03/12 12:10 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
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Ariel is far more fuckable. As someone who has, in fact, fucked an Eskimo, and who has met that Eskimo later in life, all I can say to you is hurry up. You might want to check in with Steezo.

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#555805 - 06/03/12 12:12 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
frankie fatale Offline
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why does the one on the right look kind of funny in the middle pic?
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#555807 - 06/03/12 12:17 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
cqd Offline
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Having lived in Canada most of my life all I can say is these women BARELY look native.

Also Corndog when you say "anyone seen this show?" it might be cool to name what the fuck you are talking about.


Edited by cqd (06/03/12 12:18 AM)
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#555808 - 06/03/12 12:19 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Steezo Offline
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Most of the hot eskimo girls that I've met try to pass themselves off as being hispanic or mediterranean. If you ask about their ethnicity, the conversation is over. I knew a native guy back in high-school who would do the same thing. He'd try to pass for Mexican by wearing a hairnet and flannel shirts with only the top button buttoned.

I've never known any eskimo women long enough to see how they age. I would imagine chewing on whale blubber would be bad for your teeth. And from what I know, they drink soda pop like it's water, so combine that with the lack of dentists out in the bush and I'd expect them to have no teeth by their mid 30's. Also, alcoholism ages women horribly.
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#555810 - 06/03/12 12:21 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
cqd Offline
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In toronto we have a bit of a joke "find the drunkest native" It's not possible as they are ALL hammered.
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#555811 - 06/03/12 12:24 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Steezo Offline
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^^^ I've told this story before, but the drunkest native I've come across was this woman passed out in the middle of an intersection downtown at 1am. I was crossing the street and decided to pick her up and move her over to the curb. While I was moving her, I could feel that she was wearing an adult diaper. She was only maybe 35 or so. This means, she knew before she went out that she'd be drinking to the point of incontinence. That is a true drunk native.
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#555813 - 06/03/12 12:28 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
frankie fatale Offline
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maybe the guy with the hairnet was in an eskimo gang.i saw a gangland episode where they had indian gangs on reservations.another ep had gangs(minorities) in alaska.just a thought.but i believe you about them lying about it.

you should ask some of those women that claim to be hispanic to tell you something sexy in spanish. wink
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#555815 - 06/03/12 12:33 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
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The show is "Flying Wild Alaska", which is one of those Discovery Channel/History Channel infomercials for one family business or another out in the wild. This one focuses on Eva Air, a subsidy-gobbling regional carrier in Alaska operated by the Tweto family. Not pictured above is Jim(?) Tweto, the Caucasian family patriarch. Also, old Mom there appears to be mixed as well. I would guess the girls are at most Eskimo quadroons, and probably much less Eskimo blood than that, which is why they are stupid but functional. Like Todd Palin, who doesn't come off as all that bright, but decent and able to hold a job.

Watching the show, one gets the idea that Ariel in particular hopes that Discovery Channel/History Channel will get her the fuck out of there.

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#555817 - 06/03/12 12:52 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Steezo Offline
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Nothing to do with the show, but I was disappointed to hear that after exterminating all of the rats on the island, the State of Alaska has decided to change the name of Rat Island. The new name will be the Aleut word "Hawadax," which means, "those two over there." I'm hoping that the rats make a comeback so we can get the cool name back.
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#555818 - 06/03/12 01:02 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
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I actually found the State of Alaska to be pretty dire in the pussy department. Although I've met many, many super-hot bitches from Alaska in the course of my superannuated life, I've not met more than a handful in Alaska itself. It's almost as if anyone worth a crap flees Alaska as soon as she can.

Why are you still there, Steezo?

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#555819 - 06/03/12 01:14 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Steezo Offline
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My entire family moved up here from New York the year before I was born. My uncle had come up a year or two before that and started commercial fishing and told my parents that, "New York is no place to raise a family." Oh well. I can't remember whether my uncle had won or lost a poker game right before he left, thereby either enabling or requiring him to leave town and fly to Alaska. In any case, after you introduce Greeks to a place with almost unlimited fish & wildlife, it's pretty hard to get them to leave again.

A depressingly large percentage of the hot girls up here are strippers. Most of the other hot girls I meet are in the service industry where they can make good tips. And any woman, regardless of looks, intelligence, mental state, etc. can find a man anytime they want, so the pool of available women is all sorts of fucked up.
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#555820 - 06/03/12 01:16 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: Vice Admiral]
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Watching the show, one gets the idea that Ariel in particular hopes that Discovery Channel/History Channel will get her the fuck out of there.


That is exactly what is happening. According to an article about the show in AOPA Pilot, she is the reason for the show. Somehow, she was in Los Angeles and got hooked up with the right people to make it happen. She is an attention whore of the first order. If she ends up looking like her mother, she better hurry and lock in everything she ever wants out of life soon. Obviously she came to realization that she is way too hot to waste her life in the company of blubber eaters.

It is a similar situation to those smoking hot Mormon broads in Utah who don't want to wreck their opportunities or figures by being married off to and impregnated by some horny elder just coming off his two year mission.

Originally Posted By: Steezo
I'm hoping that the rats make a comeback so we can get the cool name back.


Release some fertile rats on the island and get that kick-started.
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#555821 - 06/03/12 01:18 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
cqd Offline
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Every native chick I have known has been a complete maniac to the point of not wanting to even try to fuck them.

Thanks for the show name admiral and those women look like no actual eskimos I have ever seen.
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#555822 - 06/03/12 01:21 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
In any case, after you introduce Greeks to a place with almost unlimited fish & wildlife, it's pretty hard to get them to leave again.


I would like to suggest the People's Republic of China, a place with almost unlimited pussy and a country with a well-established tradition of concubinage as well as being the world's largest producer of dongs and other sex toys. It's off the hook.

India, though, has much better food. Depends what you want to eat, a tasty meal or a tasty pussy.

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#555836 - 06/03/12 07:03 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Jerkules Offline
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You really do need to write a book Admiral.
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#555840 - 06/03/12 07:49 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
drained Offline
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Well. Gag Factor - Alaska Edition The XPT Issue would be an idea. Steezo can make the offer after checking legal with Rear Admiral. Panzer sits the mom and dog. Gia takes stills. Jerkules does scenarios and setups while Caucasian dad gets liquored up with anyone willing. I will add cryptic one-liners for the back of the box. Make it happen. Show the audience that there is more to chew on out in the cold than whale blubber.

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#555842 - 06/03/12 08:44 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Jerkules Offline
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LOL.
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#555849 - 06/03/12 10:01 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
tattypatty Offline
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you don't have to say "Imuit" in Alaska? Eskimo is like redskin here (we even have a football team called the Edmonton Eskimos).
Full-blooded ones ain't that pretty.
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#555882 - 06/03/12 02:33 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Steezo Offline
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^^^ We just use the catch-all word "native'" for pretty much all of them. No one really says "Eskimo." You'll see "Native Pride" bumper stickers on cars and I saw a lic. plate yesterday that read: HOTN8V. I'm gonna assume that was a lie. As far as actual hot natives go, there's a tribe/breed/whatever of them in southeast Alaska that looks as white as can be. I can't remember what they call themselves though.
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#555885 - 06/03/12 02:37 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
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I know dudes here who insist on tribe names, my buddy Graham is an Athabaskan and never anything else.
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#555913 - 06/03/12 06:31 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
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The only eskimo I am interested in is Ashley Blue. No eskimo tail in NY to even wonder about, we do have an ever increasing number of indian looking Guatemalans (whom I like to refer to as wall building cannibal people) and I do find myself wondering what they look like nude, I have very little luck finding any porn relating to such people on the various internet sources.
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#555917 - 06/03/12 07:05 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
tattypatty Offline
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haha 'cannibal people'. that's perfect. what exactly it Ashley Blue anyways? Is she part asian or something?
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#555921 - 06/03/12 08:44 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
frankie fatale Offline
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maybe^.she does kind of have that half asian look to her.never thought of it before.
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#555926 - 06/03/12 09:14 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Jerkules Offline
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Dave Atell said it best when he called them, "Snow Mexicans."
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#555930 - 06/03/12 09:31 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
frankie fatale Offline
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lol that dirty bastard needs a haircut.some him on this years avn not looking so great.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#555936 - 06/03/12 11:03 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: frankie fatale]
Jerkules Offline
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I saw Atell live once. All I really did was see him. Speaker next to us was blown and all we really heard was echo from the others. Dead show to, first couple rows were stiffs, so he fed off their dead energy.
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#555938 - 06/03/12 11:18 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
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I thought she was Filipino.
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#555947 - 06/04/12 05:05 AM Re: I want to have sex with an Inuit person [Re: wannacorndog]
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Inuit is the preferred nomenclature. "Eskimo" is a Dene word that literally translated means, "eater of raw meat", and is considered to be a racist insult by the Inuit.


Edited by abdar nitangae (06/04/12 06:15 AM)
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#555955 - 06/04/12 05:26 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
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Does this guy look familiar to anyone?




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#555956 - 06/04/12 05:51 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
drained Offline
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Benny in the hills. Maybe not.

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#555958 - 06/04/12 06:08 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
abdar nitangae Offline
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No, he does not. Should he?
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#555974 - 06/04/12 07:55 AM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: cqd]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: cqd
Does this guy look familiar to anyone?


some kind of sex offender that touched some boys on a boy scout trip?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#556110 - 06/04/12 09:12 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: Steezo]
wannacorndog Offline
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Anyone remember awhile back there was a PW that was part Eskimo and part Russian, Maya Hills. She was pretty hot with an unusual look to her.

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#556130 - 06/04/12 11:26 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
drained Offline
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Yeah, she got implants somewhere along the line.

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#556135 - 06/04/12 11:46 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
Cum Stains Offline
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Originally Posted By: wannacorndog
Anyone remember awhile back there was a PW that was part Eskimo and part Russian, Maya Hills. She was pretty hot with an unusual look to her.


She was siberian. they tend to have good genes. a few famous models have come from there and many more emerging recently

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#556136 - 06/04/12 11:48 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Benny in the hills. Maybe not.


lmao!!! that's the first time you've ever been funny! holy shit that was good. moar please.

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#556137 - 06/04/12 11:49 PM Re: I wanna fuck an Eskimo [Re: wannacorndog]
drained Offline
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Whatever, Stains.

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