Most of the hot eskimo girls that I've met try to pass themselves off as being hispanic or mediterranean. If you ask about their ethnicity, the conversation is over. I knew a native guy back in high-school who would do the same thing. He'd try to pass for Mexican by wearing a hairnet and flannel shirts with only the top button buttoned.

I've never known any eskimo women long enough to see how they age. I would imagine chewing on whale blubber would be bad for your teeth. And from what I know, they drink soda pop like it's water, so combine that with the lack of dentists out in the bush and I'd expect them to have no teeth by their mid 30's. Also, alcoholism ages women horribly.