Really? Listen kid, I been trying to coach newbs as the higher ups have asked. Here's my advice to you, get yerself some big boy pants, so the next time you try breaking balls, you can do it like a man instead of a 10 year old.
Kid? I am a middle aged man, and a veteran of this industry!
And as far as your big boy pants is concerned, there isn't a single one of you that can even tie my shoelaces!