It's going to be hard ....

The last breakdown was due to a bad chemical mix.

This one's been working fairly well for a few years now.

Little hope of it failing badly enough for a breakdown.

And, being in Florida, I don't rely on mass transit at all. Maybe I'll have a road rage episode with a teen who decides to cut from the HOV lane across 4 lanes to the turn lane on 95 instead? Could happen ...

And as for the "fat", I weigh less than Panzer. So, he's rightfully got that title now. I'm secure in passing it to him. He's earned it.

this has turned out to be my go to healthy lo-cal eat all week soup at the mo. broiled chicken into a corrot, leek and cabbage soup. a couple of chilli peppers int here and it's a beast..

That's little Chan.

it is loosely based on a thai recipe, so if that's somehow what you were inferring, well done!

Chicken. Right.

Ever get the feeling Pulpy kicks his dog if he even has the slightest inclination that someone might actually understand one of his posts?

Dachsund or German Shepherd?



Sorry, that was just terrible.

There's a pot & kettle joke if I ever heard one.

Fried meat over noodles.

leave it to panzer to combine a hamburger with pasta.^

i didnt whip up anything fancy tonight,just some noodles with grated cheddar.but ill be damned if it didnt hit the spot.

hmm.looks edible other than that white sauce which looks like ranch.i imagined you just cooked some ground beef and threw it on top.

^yes; I cut the beef into strips, then fried it with my spice mix, then added peppers and onions and then the BBQ sauce. Then I put it on top of noodles and put some Wish Bone ranch sauce. Over 1/2 pound of meat and over 1 pound of food!

bleu cheese might taste better on your concoction there.or actually italian would.its also great with pizza.

i made some homemade french fries in the oven earlier.it was the side to the chicken fried pork my mom made.i wish i wouldve made the pork though,this time it turned out a lil greasy.i gotta let it digest more and then hit the gym.

Yer mom makes chicken fried porn? Whatzat? She chomps down KFC in the nude?

I agree.

typo

Some cauldron-fried chicken.

papa johns brought dinner tonight.the delivery girl was short enough to be considered a dwarf or midget,so i guess that was a bonus.theyre like unicorns almost.but onto the pizza:the first was a thin crust with pineapples,canadian bacon,three cheese mix,and baby portabello mushrooms;the second was also thin crust but had black olives,mushrooms,parmesan romano,and extra cheese.no butter dip,just pepperonicinis and special spices.

also for those interested,right now theyre offering chorizo as a topping.plus i got 25 points as part of their promotion for a free large next time and an extra 5 for what i ordered i guess.panzer hates the freeness of it all.:p

Jesus H Christ Frankie. Lay off the cheese. and Papa Johns? With all your talk about local pizza shoppes you order from them?

my mom ate too.theres like a whole pizza left.i havent eaten a thing today,just two shakes.im about ready for the third soon.

so that's two pizzas...two shakes...one mom...and one shake that's yet to happen?.

frank... is this a tit fucking?. like from a Al-Qaeda perspective.

On a related note: What happens when a suicide bomber already has a terminal illness. Does Allah deny him virgins because he has a pre-existing condition?

it could very well be,and its also the ugliest tatoo yet.probably on some hipster girl.and what i was saying is theres still a whole pizza left.so if anything i had half of one.

ok frank...make sure your mom finishes that pie off today. we can't afford to be wasting pizza when we have the coloreds next door can we?.

no,we definitely cant lou.

I'm going to throw up my brisket.

my farts were so offensive today,that each time i smelled one i turned my head and made a funny face today.then i had mexican food for lunch and that added to it.those were some great carne asada tacos though.they did em right like in tj.

Bourbon fried chicken, but you have to visit my blog to see the pics.

No, thank you.

Panzer cooking with alcohol. What's the worst that can happen?

Investors trying to spike prices for the new apartment building built on the ashes of the crater he'll leave behind when he finds out what he shouldn't have saved money on first-hand, obviously.

Science loses its best living specimen to the impact of long-term tranny cumswallowing. The flames likely will sterilize what might remain of his charred corpse. Thus all research on that unique albeit toxic ecosystem is lost forever.

Forever, I say.

Alex, in the English language the term "fried chicken" denotes, exclusively, a chicken product with some kind of crispy coating (flour, batter, breading, etc.) which is fried submerged, partly or wholly, in oil. If you do not submerge the chicken, but rather toss it in a small quantity of oil in a pan, you are sautéing the chicken.

Also, both of the sautéed chicken dishes recently featured on your blog TheShitIEat.com look absolutely revolting, as per usual. Is it the lighting? I wonder if your camera is properly white-balanced.

I consider fried chicken a chicken done any way other than boiled or baked/roasted. The camera is set on auto.

He doesn't have the right definitions for "edible" and "food" so it's no surprise that he hasn't a clue on "fried" vs. "sautéed".

Is the lighting in your apartment fluorescent bulbs, Alex? Because that has a different color temperature, and your camera may not be making the correct adjustment in its "auto" setting.

Yes.

There's your problem.

As if there was only ONE problem ....

Again, there's a Panzer Food Thread that' smack dab full of food appropriate for Panzer.

Shit, it's even got Darrah for those who need a a guffaw.

Having beef and rice with asparagus. Also baking a mince meat pie.

Stick your head in a gas oven on very low heat for 6 hrs. Matter of fact, don't even light it.

It's a small contribution you can make to society.

It would take out the tweakers that live above him too.

Only if someone lights a match. He's probably on natural gas, so yeah.

Why don't you kiss my fuckin' ass, Sharef.

I wish a madman would knock Borgyo the fuck out, then take a meat clever to his balls and feed it to a 350 lb pitbull.

(trying to stick with the cooking thread)

Sadly, Meatse mskes Panzer look like a humanitarian.

Don't fuckin start with me JB.