I have moved to Greece. Renovating an old building with a great view of Athens.

You wanted to be amongst your fellow broke people?

No, Gia. I've decided to start doing Greek. First up will be 18-year-old Persephone. She is almost as hairy as you. Almost.

You should have waited until they pulled out of the Euro first. Once their banks collapse you could buy whores for a hand full of beans.

LOL. Brandon, new favorite mod.

Hey Brandon, who is the Euro whore that wouldn't let you use her stage name on your site?

Start with small cocks first. Those guys there are probably experts since Greece has a history for being sexually advanced.

Please meet me at the Olympic stadium used for the 1896 games, Gia. I want to practice discus. See if you can catch it when I throw it at you.

RE: Euro babe who correctly surmised that she was too good for www.loadmymouth.com: I will honour her wishes and refer to her as "Angela" as she requested. Link to her pics: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2012/03/25/angela/

Brandon, you've been practicing disgust your entire life.

I am giving you a Gold medal in Fugly.
P.S. It's from the Not-So-Special Olympics.

best brandon thread yet.

nice.

brandon.. allow me to introduce you to squeakules. mod wannabe and resident squeaky wheel. rusty... well, you already know brandon.

Allow me to introduce you to my new home theater.

Great pic. Better looking than the ruins you usually shoot.

good for you brandon... i bet the term "seat cleaner" brought you a whole new level of respect in greece. thanks for sharing that.

All kidding aside, I am working the late shift at this DVD shop in Athens. 10% discount for xxxporntalk members. 20% discount for non-members.

i meant to say "hole" new level and now i wish i did.

I'm loving this thread. Good stuff. Even from the Funny Little Man from Canuckstan...

Nah, if I was a mod then who would be left above me to hate on? Can't mess w/Steve, he'd delete all my stellar posts.

i have no doubt... take a bow but think about which group you want to face when you do it.

if only you'd banked the $6600 you flushed down that sewer with collagen amy ried.. could be a whole different paintjob. such an oldthink, pre economic collapse of the planet concept anyway.

but like a james bond villain, when you see beautiful things, you must have them

so we get 10% off for your full service trip to greece?are cif or msog extra?

He figured he would save the country by getting everyone to throw money at him to leave.

I'm tired of paying my taxes so I'm choosing to go underground in a place where it's customary not to pay them. I've assumed a Greek name: Brandon Popalottagoo.

NO

Everyone knows corndogs are not good for you. No one wants them.

I admit it Brandon, I missed you. You're like a virus that spreads illness, ill-will and chaos around this place. Sort of like Herpes, I guess.

And every once in a while you get off a good one-liner.

It's all self-serving on your part of course, but since you've embraced your gay for pay past and all your past foibles why don't you hang around more whenever you hack a free wi-fi password?

There are plenty of Starbucks here in Athens. I use the password "BornyoSucks." Off to protest the government's austerity measures. Have to go.

The password is not case sensitive....though your contacts are.

The password at the cafe I frequent in LA is surfyourballsoff.