We would have to come up with a format and some themes for segments, not just do a full on ramble. If there is no structure, it would surely be crap.

Off the top of my head:

First show, an hour, 1/2 porn & 1/2 wrasslin

3- 10 min segments each.

Brainstorming segments:

Botched Booking of the Week

Smark News

How To Get Over (pick a wrestler and give some thoughts on what they need to do with him to get him to the next level)

Hogan Lies

Whore of the Week

Fartz Hottest Sellers (movies/whores people are flying off the shelves at the jack shack)

Fetish of the Day

Why Won't this Whore OD (talk about a whore you are sick of seeing, for what ever reason)

Most Annoying Mope

Panzer Purchase and Food Review (we talk about what he has cooked or bought in the previous week)

Book Your Own Scene (you pick the whore/mope/director, if you like, and what motions you'd put them through)

Rainbows and Kittens (10 minutes of not bad mouthing anyone, just to see if we can do it, and we run a stop watch to see how far we get)

I figure to divide it up, each of us gets 1 segment of Wrasslin and 1 of Porn to take the lead on. Email each other some bullet points on it a couple days ahead of time, so we can run shit through in our heads.

One dry run, then on a second try, we could take some callers, via Skype or something, from these jack offs around here. I'd be disappointed if we weren't trolled in the calls.

It is a lot easier to type than talk, so it could be straight shit from the get go, but it'll be a fun exercise.

What are we gonna name it?

Dimwits Live?

I like the sound of Degenerati, tryin to mean Enlightened Degenerate, but it is already used for poker players.

3 Scumbags and a Mic?

Steel Cage Porn? Speaking of which, 2 whores in a bull rope match, loser has to fuck Dusty might be the scene I book. Not enough disgustingly fat mopes out there besides Minion.

This Aint Wrestlemania XXX?

Whores and Headlocks?

XXX-Pac Heat?

Gimmicks and Gag Fucks?

We could always put a few nominees up in a poll here and let the people decide.


I gotta take a dump and mow the lawn. I'll check in later.