I have no criminal record of being a doper. So stop calling me a doper, you bunch of evil white guys. You Mexico guys too. Except you, tri. No one cares what you think.

I love that proof of you not being a liar is your Twitter account. If I put on my Twitter account that I don't have allergies, can I stop sneezing.

If mammy is just a character, is the "real" you a retard too?