But you are a Donkey's best friend.

Death to Smoochy..

hi jm!

Smelly Monkey just put out a fatwa on Jerkules. Watch your back, man.

I like it when people bump shit that I posted in and forgot about. Much of the time I read my own comments and and wonder "What was I thinking" and/or "What the fuck is wrong with me?"

You and Monkey should form a lil group called Bull Tits, because you are both absolutely useless as mods. I have no clue the last time you used "Mod Powers" for anything. Monkey, probably the last time he didn't anything was banning Coke. Wait a minute....lemme put that one through my Insanely Convoluted Conspiracy Generator.......Yep, there it is.

If Coke wasn't soooo butt hurt by Monkey banning him, Coke probably wouldn't have forged an alliance w/ the Donkey and PWL wouldn't have been the Devil it was. Everbody knows Donkey is just a tool and Coke was the strategist. So it seems this Monkey pud was responsible for PWL's rapid expansion. Coco Loco, we need 45 minutes of excruciating monotone on this STAT.

P.S. I aint scared of no Monkey. Dude is Willie Mays in a Mets uniform at this point. Fuck, your Canadian, I gotta use a reference you'd understand. Guy Lafleur in a Nordique uniform?

Like the Nobel Prize, my Mod powers were granted to me due to my extraordinary achievement in the industry. I don't have to do anything ever again. I've made it.

1000% bull shit. You got your mod status, and for that matter being unbanned, when you signed your distribution deal with JM. Obviously Mike was feeling rather generous that day, since you had been banned from the site for almost 5 years.

We all know your lies, Brendan. Your little half-witticisms don't play here. Neither does your alleged community college degree. Go find a place in the middle of Great Slave Lake, attach a railroad tie to your leg, and jump off the boat. No one in Canada cares about you, no one in America cares about you. You are a failed pornographer who would be better wiped off the face of the earth. Fucking piece of shit.

Nothing funny or creative here, just angry nothingness.

I know, Sparky. With my posts usually being of such a stellar quality, you have come to expect it. Every once in a while a turd slips through though. Babe Ruth didn't hit a home run every time up. John Elway didn't complete every pass. No one bats 1.000. Shit, you haven't been over the Mendoza line since what, '05?

as usual I have no idea what the fuck you assholes are talking about..

Jerk you've never hit a home run. Physically, metaphorically or literarally. Literally.

He was talking about doing it figuratively. Idiot.

And literally and physically hitting a home run are the same thing.

What do you know...another knoxfail.

^^ redundant, at this point^^

Quite possibly not, but I'll keep taking my doubles off the wall, compared to you getting thrown out on dribbling bunts.

Was "Darth" ever outed/identified?

Darth was Guapo.

Smegma Monkey is also One Liner Larry, Lame Or Cool Guy, Ghost of Burg, and DrPornz haha

Please don't tell me he's Dr. Sniffles and Bree Olsen's Chair Leg. You ruined Larry for me, let me have them.

I thought Darth was powder.

Not to be confused with Darrah... Wonder what happened to her...

Vanished after the Weinergate fiasco. Sources tell me she has popped up on twitter, under other names. Other sources said that she was with child. Her greatest asset was consistency. She was consistently 3-4 days late on a story, and she was consistently off her meds. I'd still love to see what she looks like.

We never did find out. She disappeared along with electrostatic, who definitely seemed to be on some meds or other substance stronger than caffeine.

No. To my knowledge, the cat and the chair are different people, with similar predilections. Monkey's alts are lame, at least Bree's Chair leg is somewhat humorous. Even Mike Sullivan as Monkey was never comfortable in live chat settings. He only tried one whore chat sessions, which lasted for several hours, and could barely muster two questions. Which leads me to believe the Monkey ID had gone from employees at JM. Obviously JeffMike is no longer running the company, he's no longer the custodian of record on anything that JM claims is original (hint: many JM titles came from Legend..."The Violation Of..."

Monkey is just a knowledge challenged poster who has no idea about the userid and what it represented.

I wonder if lame or cool guy would dare to post a poll in here,

I John Garfield know You aren't SM, can't prove it unfortunatly without a MOD giving Me access to My old screen names(which I forgot the password, or even the fucking email they were attached to)

They can only help if you have a thread you don't want moved. It won't be helping you tho.

id have a million dollars, if someone would just give me a million dollars.if is a pretty big thing.