Haha, h2cit has more power than you. he can roam from forum to forum, your little penis is confined to the worthless Monky Cage. Can't delete threads any more, can't ban users any more...you're about as useful as a nun's vagina.

and jrv has owned you for years, trying to include him in your uber-sucksessful post is almost as lame as your numerous retirements.

I hear Leah Luv needs some help answering the phones over at Anarchy. Seems she is too strung out on heroin and Mandy is tired of supporting her. It's only minimum wage, but it's more than you're making now pretending to be some internet sensation whose 1.2 minutes of fame evaporated in 2004.

Looooooser.