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#550190 - 04/12/12 08:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Some of these don't deserve the HPOD thread, and I'm too lazy to find my ScarJo thread. Lil blonde whore from Heros Interesting story floating around about this one. http://theblemish.com/2012/03/robert-downey-jr-confirms-blind-items-as-an-anonymous-commenter/
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#550209 - 04/12/12 02:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#550211 - 04/12/12 03:04 PM
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Human Garbage
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Me too. I can't wait until she hits rock bottom and starts escorting.
Wait, we are talking about the bag in the black shirt and orange pants, right?
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#550212 - 04/12/12 03:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Look at dem nips! Scrumpdillyumptious!
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#550225 - 04/12/12 04:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Julianne Moore
@ faceblaster: The first pic, Eva Longoria?
Edited by Jerkules (04/12/12 04:52 PM)
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#550227 - 04/12/12 04:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^ The image title says Jessica Biel, but at first glance I thought it was Jessica Alba. They did a scientific study that came to the conclusion that Jessica Alba has the most desirable body based on her waist to hip ratio. That study was done by scientists doing science.
Also, why does Sophia Loren have no legs in that pic?
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#550228 - 04/12/12 05:01 PM
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it's biel.
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#550229 - 04/12/12 05:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Ok, I knew I recognized it from some where.
Alba, pre-kid, had the amazing feature of not having an angle on her. Everything was a curve. As a statue, she gorgeous and I'd love to fuck her, but she don't seem fun in the least.
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#550230 - 04/12/12 05:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Alba, pre-kid, had the amazing feature of not having an angle on her. Everything was a curve. As a statue, she gorgeous and I'd love to fuck her, but she don't seem fun in the least. Even Flipper knew she had it going on. Keee-Keekee-Keekeekee!!!!
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#550235 - 04/12/12 06:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Something major wrong wit this thread. Can't attach photo ! Who fucked it up ?
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#550237 - 04/12/12 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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What do you mean? I see a lot of attached pics. Go to full reply not quick reply.
You drunk?
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#550283 - 04/13/12 01:58 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Just put it on your Amazon whore wish list. I'm sure some perv sucker will send you one.
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#550289 - 04/13/12 04:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Many a load landed in tissues, during my youth, while thoughts of Kelly Bundy danced in my head. All the other celeb pics on my HD I have already posted on here. I gotta pick the older folder out of another HD.
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#550306 - 04/13/12 10:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Isn't the Hudgens ua?
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#550312 - 04/13/12 11:12 AM
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Elder of Zion
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nope. 18
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#550338 - 04/13/12 01:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Wasn't there a big fuss over ua pictures she send to the kid she was the beard for? Can't remember his name for the life of me and I'm too woozy to Google it.
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#550388 - 04/13/12 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Zac Efron. Fruity lil bastard.
I don't think they were UA. I think that is what was said to try and keep the pics from being distributed. Like Paris Hilton's parents tried to do, before they were threatened w/ a slander suit.
The Selena Gomez I saw was definitely from a time she was UA, which is why there was a black rectangle over her tits. I wish they'da just done like FOX Magazine, and put tiny Beiber heads over the nipples.
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#550480 - 04/14/12 02:06 PM
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Elder of Zion
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It's all over Google image search and a million different sites. It's not UA
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#551537 - 04/25/12 01:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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nice.^
and the first pics of hudgens were ua.her wooly bear pics.
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#551767 - 04/27/12 08:55 PM
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frank that shits retarded and that bitch is fucken fat when it's all said and done. miley clam.....
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#551777 - 04/27/12 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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frank that shits retarded and that bitch is fucken fat when it's all said and done. But it looks pretty great bouncing up an down in a text message. And I think she's "real world" hot.
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#551807 - 04/28/12 11:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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yeah theyre her tits.
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#551810 - 04/28/12 11:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Christina Hendricks is fucking rocking hot. I don't think her ass is flat. It's not like Pinky round, but it's damned curvy. She's definitely a piece of candy.
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#551819 - 04/28/12 03:13 PM
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i just get this kirstie alley vibe from her. just wait and see... she's going to fucken explode.
love that show she's on though.
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#551820 - 04/28/12 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Pretty much all women with big, natural boobs explode in weight later in life.
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#551824 - 04/28/12 03:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That's why they make more of them every day. Just don't marry one and you'll be fine.
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#551849 - 04/28/12 07:30 PM
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i'm not trying to dump on you guys...if you think she's hot and like her tits thats fucken great with me. i just noticed her below the knee look here though. it's possible to have cottage cheese on your shins?.
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#551850 - 04/28/12 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^ ummm... digital artifact due to pixelation from over-compression of the original source image...Cough!
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#551868 - 04/28/12 11:25 PM
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Some amazingly pervy stuff in this collection on Retronaut.co including a ton of celebrity teasers from the 50's and 60's. Count the Star Trek guest bitches. Girlie Mags
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#551881 - 04/29/12 05:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Glad to see someone reads my shitty posts and is enjoying Retronaut.
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#552887 - 05/08/12 06:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Saw another trailer for Prometheus at the movies this weekend. What better way to bump this thread then with some pics of Sigourney Weaver from Alien?
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#552888 - 05/08/12 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't know what that is. Is it an Aliens prequel or something?
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#552891 - 05/08/12 06:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yes it is and the Weaver whore does nothing for me, not even a twitch.
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#552893 - 05/08/12 07:34 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Yes it is and the Weaver whore does nothing for me, not even a twitch. Usually I like ass cleavage that I can bury my face in, but Weaver's butt is an exception to that rule.
Edited by nassim (05/08/12 07:35 PM)
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#553206 - 05/13/12 12:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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dolphins will fondle a nubile teen spic?
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