I demand a mea culpa, on your threats against me. I'd expect it to include an apology, an admonishment of the tactics you used to terrorize me, and a warning that others should avoid going down the same path, with anyone on the internet. Your actions are deplorable and threats of bodily harm should not be tolerated here.

Please excuse any mistakes in my wording. My Fake Lawyer is out of his fake office for the holiday. I just can't sit idly by while this alleged former prostitute threatens my life and my bung hole. She may have used that strap on with Dykstra and possibly numerous other alleged johns. It potentially carries more pathogens than Brandon may or may not carry.

I await your response, and I'm sure the site staff does too.